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The onion.

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I dont know if anyone reads the onion, if you dont your missing out. Its the funnyest thing ever. They also publish red meat, and editorials, and its free if you can find it. Heres a story. Oh yeah go to www.theonion.com its funny but not as near as funny as the newspaper its self, deffinently satire at its best.

Here is an article.

 

Flood Of Cheap Afghan Heroin To Arrive Just In Time For Recession

NEW YORK—

The nation's smack addicts received welcome news Monday, when The Wall Street Journal reported that the war in Afghanistan has opened the floodgates for cheap Afghan heroin, just in time for the coming recession. "Even if their stock portfolios are dwindling, America's junkies can take heart in the fact that the Taliban is embarking on a massive heroin sell-off, slashing prices dramatically," Wall Street Journal reporter Tom Petzinger said. "So even if GE drops to $20 a share, keep in mind that heroin has dropped to $50 a gram." Ed Evans, a recently laid-off Detroit auto worker and longtime heroin addict, called the report "real great, uh, that's unnnnhhf..."

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