i_write Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 if you really want her , do what fatalist said, if not. FUCK IT.. u know i bet hes doing the whole make up sex thing as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 pee on her while she is asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Yo buy that hua some roses... I mean take your nuts out from your stomach and man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plegatron9 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 yo you should take that beezy out for lobsta and skrimps! then when the bill comes, go dutch on a hutch! chuch!! or just say sorry then give her the strawberry short cake. Oh boi!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 STOP DATING STUCK-UP GOLD-DIGGING FEMI-NAZI WOMEN THAT SCREAM ABOUT BEING "INDEPENDENT" ONLY IF THAT INCLUDES NOT TAKING OUT THE TRASH, FIXING A FLAT TIRE, PAYING THE BILL ON A DATE, ETC... THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA USE A BITCH, FUCK HER AND LEAVE HER AND NEVER SEE HER AGAIN THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HO. OR GET YOURSELF A NICE DOWN-TO-EARTH "GIRL NEXT DOOR" TYPE GIRL AND TREAT HER NICE AND WITH RESPECT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by courtorder@Mar 31 2006, 08:00 AM fatalist he doesn't want to hear that! and plus it's not true. Quoted post psssh. it has too, cause then he'll walk around endless days thinking he was the best boyfriend in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 till this day my BF notices if i wear a new pair of earrings, or even when i burn a new cd. He wants to know what i'm listening too; so he'll go through the whole disk before settling on a song. And i'm all over it. plus don't act like an asshole if you do, its only cool sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by fatalist@Mar 31 2006, 11:43 AM till this day my BF notices if i wear a new pair of earrings, or even when i burn a new cd. He wants to know what i'm listening too; so he'll go through the whole disk before settling on a song. And i'm all over it. plus don't act like an asshole if you do, its only cool sometimes. Quoted post i agree with a lot of this but sometimesyou gotta take the eye for an eye approach when there is conflict and then females tend to have an innability to see their own wrong doings and then: BOOM! YOURE AN ASSHOLE i still havent figured out how this shit works.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by johnny ballbags@Mar 31 2006, 05:05 PM i agree with a lot of this but sometimesyou gotta take the eye for an eye approach when there is conflict and then females tend to have an innability to see their own wrong doings and then: BOOM! YOURE AN ASSHOLE Quoted post VERY TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 if she's a smart girl she'll notice. changes will be made or apologies will be said. if not then she's a stupid bitch with no relationship skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by 1988@Mar 31 2006, 06:47 AM Yo buy that hua some roses... I mean take your nuts out from your stomach and man up. Quoted post best advice so far. Roses say im sorry better than words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 noooo not roses. do tropical flowers, or dasies. do you know how cute you'll look if you walk up to her with dasies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla@Mar 31 2006, 04:18 AM at home right now and shes not here, wont answer the celly, or respond to a text... fuck it i guess. Quoted post shitty boyfriend alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 FUCK ROSES, TROPICAL FLOWERS, AND DAISIES. BRING THAT BITCH DENDELIONS OR A TREEBRANCH WITH LEAVES ON IT. IT'S EASY TO GET AND FREE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 The vast majority of girls deserve to be treated like shit. The vast majority of guys are down for that, because they suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by fatalist@Mar 31 2006, 05:17 PM noooo not roses. do tropical flowers, or dasies. do you know how cute you'll look if you walk up to her with dasies? Quoted post Listen to this girl....roses are played out and are to be used with utmost discretion. Just leave her alone....you trying to contact her right now will only alienate her further...suck it up, be cool and all will play itself out. And where the fuck is my package man? I know you got mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 IF YOU DATED AN ASIAN CHICK YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE PROBLEMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by plegatron9@Mar 31 2006, 05:52 AM yo you should take that beezy out for lobsta and skrimps! then when the bill comes, go dutch on a hutch! chuch!! or just say sorry then give her the strawberry short cake. Oh boi!!! Quoted post :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Resurrection@Mar 31 2006, 05:36 PM IF YOU DATED AN ASIAN CHICK YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE PROBLEMS. Quoted post oh....ha ha ha, you think? Brother, i could tell you some stories of high maintenance..... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 my relationships going to shit too....apparently its all my fault.....dont girls ever take the blame for shit? nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Resurrection@Mar 31 2006, 09:36 AM IF YOU DATED AN ASIAN CHICK YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE PROBLEMS. Quoted post asian chicks are like 50% more crazy, insecure, and just plain fucking insane than most girls, but they are hotter so its a trade off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Mar 31 2006, 01:06 PM dont girls ever take the blame for shit? nope Quoted post one of the secrets is to let them think they win and they are right to avoid further bullshit whilst knowing on the inside that you are prolly right.... pride kills relationships.... women do not make sense or use what we males like to refer to as "logic"... so tryin to convince them to see things how you see em is a lost cause.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-+Mar 31 2006, 06:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-MOE LESTER- - Mar 31 2006, 06:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Resurrection@Mar 31 2006, 09:36 AM IF YOU DATED AN ASIAN CHICK YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE PROBLEMS. Quoted post asian chicks are like 50% more crazy, insecure, and just plain fucking insane than most girls, but they are hotter so its a trade off Quoted post [/b] I DO AGREE THAT ASIAN GIRLS ARE MORE INSECURE... DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE INSANE/CRAZY PART THOUGH. ASIAN GIRLS ARE INSECURE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS ACT NERVOUS AND SHY ALL THE TIME. I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE OF 7-11 ONE DAY AND I PULLED OUT A PACK OF NEWPORTS WAS HITTING THE TOP TO PACK IN THE TOBACCO AND SOME ASIAN CHICK WALKING BY FLINCHED AND LOOKED OVER WHEN SHE HEARD THE SOUND LOOKING ALL SCARED AND SHIT LIKE I PULLED OUT A GUN. OR MY DAD HAD ALL THESE GROCERIES ONCE AND TRIED TO RUSH TO GET ON THE ELEVATOR, BUT SOME ASIAN CHICK WAS ON IT AND QUICKLY HIT THE "CLOSE" BUTTON. LIKE SHE'S SCARED THINKING HE'S GOING TO RAPE HER OR SOMETHING. THAT'S THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT ASIAN CHICKS. WAY TOO TIMID AND SCARED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Mar 31 2006, 06:06 PM dont girls ever take the blame for shit? Quoted post WOMEN IN THEIR OWN MIND ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING WRONG, AND IT'S ALWAYS THE MAN'S FAULT. ALWAYS. JUST READ SOME OF THE RESPONSES FROM SOME OF THE CHICKS ON THIS THREAD. THAT'S WHY I HAVE THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR A GIRL THAT APOLOGIZES OR ADMITS WRONGDOING TO A GUY, BECAUSE I KNOW TO THEM THAT'S LIKE GETTING A MUSLIM TO EAT A BACON SANDWICH WITH SAUSAGE AS THE PICKLES AND HAM AS THE BREAD. IT'S AN INCREDIBLE FEAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 they are hi-maintenance. dobs- pee in her butt! seriously, dont trip. things always work themselves out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 when my ex and i moved in togethter it was a big mistake, but when we broke up and remained roomies that was even a bigger mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 dude...don't listen to any of these fuckers. leave the house. go hang out with your friends. if you want her back...you're gonna have to blow her off. calling her all the time is just going to smother her and make her want to leave more. you have to flip the tables. I'd highly recommend staying at a friends place for a few days. if you can't do that...be sure to not be around when she's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow@Mar 31 2006, 06:38 PM when my ex and i moved in togethter it was a big mistake, but when we broke up and remained roomies that was even a bigger mistake Quoted post THE WORST PART OF THAT WAS THAT YOU TWO HAD TO SMELL EACH OTHER'S FARTS. ROOMIES ARE A BIG NONO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 don't call me a fucker, you fucker move out and do your won thing, seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Resurrection@Mar 31 2006, 12:47 PM THE WORST PART OF THAT WAS THAT YOU TWO HAD TO SMELL EACH OTHER'S FARTS. Quoted post :haha: :haha: i think resurrection is my new favorite 12oz member. Get down with whodielife. you would be a grand addition. unless youre white. in that case i hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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