Weapon X Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Here is the situation. My brother is getting married in a couple of months, and it's gonna be sorta big. About 500 people. I've been asked to invite some friends of mine. I've made into a list of 4 or 5 people, so far. Now, my family is very conservative. I mean, they didn't vote for Harper, or anything, but the parents are extremely religious, and the word "sex" doesn't ever come up in this house. And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her, period. What's happening is, I'm very apprehensive on whether I should bring a date. See, my relatives from India (whom I adore) are going to be there, as well as many people from our cultural community, and I'm not certain I need a date up in there. It's complicated, but basically, I'm not comfortable with mixing girls with family. It's hard to explain. ANYWAY, here are my options. a) Bring only some male friends and get drunk and hit on lovely Indian girls b) Let the male friends bring their dates if they wish, but I can be comfortable in flying solo at our table. c) Fuck it, bring a date (which leads to further complications, like - should she be really hot? Or really cultured? A good friend? A ho I picked up in the park by my house?) Help me decide, ozers. I don't have much time until the invites go out. :gaga: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 bring the homies and tear that mutha out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Mar 31 2006, 07:19 AM And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her period. Quoted post well, your parents asking about your girlfriend's period would be a rather uncomfortable situation, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Mar 30 2006, 04:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Mar 30 2006, 04:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Weapon X@Mar 31 2006, 07:19 AM And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her period. Quoted post well, your parents asking about your girlfriend's period would be a rather uncomfortable situation, methinks. Quoted post [/b] :haha: damn, you're sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 damn... wedding season. fly solo, otherwise your girl will be getting pestered with 1001 'when are you two getting married' questions. be solo at your family's wedding, unless it's really serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Mar 30 2006, 04:19 PM Here is the situation. My brother is getting married in a couple of months, and it's gonna be sorta big. About 500 people. I've been asked to invite some friends of mine. I've made into a list of 4 or 5 people, so far. Now, my family is very conservative. I mean, they didn't vote for Harper, or anything, but the parents are extremely religious, and the word "sex" doesn't ever come up in this house. And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her, period. What's happening is, I'm very apprehensive on whether I should bring a date. See, my relatives from India (whom I adore) are going to be there, as well as many people from our cultural community, and I'm not certain I need a date up in there. It's complicated, but basically, I'm not comfortable with mixing girls with family. It's hard to explain. ANYWAY, here are my options. a) Bring only some male friends and get drunk and hit on lovely Indian girls b) Let the male friends bring their dates if they wish, but I can be comfortable in flying solo at our table. c) Fuck it, bring a date (which leads to further complications, like - should she be really hot? Or really cultured? A good friend? A ho I picked up in the park by my house?) Help me decide, ozers. I don't have much time until the invites go out. :gaga: Quoted post \ Good situation, ‎ ‎ If your friends are anything like mine I wouldn't bring those bastards. But then again I ‎hang out with scumbags (and they will tell you so too) but if your friends can "behave" if ‎you tell them the situations then bring them along. But I wouldn’t have them get to drunk ‎and belligerent if you ever want to talk to your family again. Bringing a date I would ‎apply the same rules to her, I would bring someone kind of cultured and classy, it will ‎impress the fam. On the other hand if you see a hot Indian girl (which I am sure you will) ‎it will be an extreme block of "the game". I would say fly solo, because if the movies ‎have taught us anything, it has taught us that horney single girls are a plenty around ‎weddings.‎ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Nazi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Mar 30 2006, 04:19 PM Here is the situation. My brother is getting married in a couple of months, and it's gonna be sorta big. About 500 people. Quoted post "Gonna" Evident of laziness..... "...and it's GOING TO be SORT OF big. About FIVE HUNDRED people. As a police officer you need to uphold not only established law, but the laws of language as well sir. Polish your badge!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 30 2006, 04:23 PM bring the homies and tear that mutha out Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Nazi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I would suggest all the invitations and literature are carefully proof read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 04:25 PM damn... wedding season. fly solo, otherwise your girl will be getting pestered with 1001 'when are you two getting married' questions. be solo at your family's wedding, unless it's really serious. Quoted post Very good point, dude. Same to you, SneakandCreep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 you speedboatin' sunuvabitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 do you really need the internet people of 12oz to make decisions like this for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by GamblersGrin@Mar 30 2006, 04:30 PM do you really need the internet people of 12oz to make decisions like this for you? Quoted post I was waiting for this. This is a discussion board, and I would like the input of my fellow 12ozers. Nobody is making any decisions for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by GamblersGrin@Mar 30 2006, 05:30 PM do you really need the internet people of 12oz to make decisions like this for you? Quoted post I know i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 12oz inserted a suppository up my ass once. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 there's a lab down the hall and they are almost all Indian so i kinda sorta understand what you're getting at Ramars just had his arranged marriage, for example. i'd say don't bring a date if you don't have a girlfriend (or anyone in your life who is gonna get pissed they weren't invited) then just leave that barrel of monkeys at home bring three or four male friends, sans dates. unless they are just dying to drag a chick to a wedding with them, which i sorta doubt. most guys know they can get wrecked at weddings if they want. plus you can mac on any and all single chicks. weddings are good for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Mar 30 2006, 01:36 PM 12oz inserted a suppository up my ass once. True story. Quoted post uhhhhh that was me sorry about that, case of mistaken identity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 is it an arranged marriage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Bring a portugese girl....I can link it up..They know their weddings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i'd say if you're so worried than roll solo. even if your fam is cool it sounds like you're gonna be putting pressure on the chick without realizing. I wouldn't want to go to a wedding with someone who would be trippin so hard off how their family was going to receive me. smell me? plus with 500 guests you should have plenty of ladies to rub elbows with and you wont be tied to one. MAZEL TOV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 PARTY PARTY PARTY !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Just dont...you know......with the bride.....Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsuifuku Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'd bring one good friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Are you going to be a part of the wedding party? This will leave your date alone to be pestered or will leave your friends alone to possibly raise the roof and being that your family is conservative old school your friends actions might reflect back on you. Something to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 bring several girls. but make them wait in the car, then at the right moments bring one in and see how she goes over, rinse repeat until theres a good fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I say if you want to bring a girl.. I'd say she is just a friend, and introduce her as a friend. Your family will be focused mainly on your brother anyway, this would be the best time to have a date... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 solo, with the boys...get drunk for free and eat alot of good food. Mind you, There is a list of people I can think of that you probably should not have arround free booze. hahaha. you know the ones. hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Mar 30 2006, 01:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Mar 30 2006, 01:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Weapon X@Mar 31 2006, 07:19 AM And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her period. Quoted post well, your parents asking about your girlfriend's period would be a rather uncomfortable situation, methinks. Quoted post [/b] damn!!....beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 don't get too fuck up, don't eat too much curry (curry and alcohol is not a good combination), watch yourself when you do the indian dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 edited.imfuckedsorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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