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fuck this. its some bitch who has MS word up and copies and pastes bull shit to make sure its right then puts it on here.

 

ohh and his big words are the built in Thesaurus on his computer as well

 

fuck you man.

fuck you.

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pea sea spelling chequer

 

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

 

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Mar 30 2006, 10:45 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Mar 30 2006, 10:45 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 04:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

It may not be gramatically incorrect, but using a word like around twice in the same sentence is bad form.

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Originally posted by Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 03:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

 

being the spelling nazi you should know that there should be a comma after punctuation.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Mar 30 2006, 04:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Mar 30 2006, 04:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 04:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

It may not be grammatically incorrect, but using a word like around twice in the same sentence is bad form.

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Not to mention that "here" should be, in this case, "http://www.12ozprophet.com". If you want to go according to the MLA handbook, you would probably need a footnote after the URL stating the name/alias of the author of the website.

 

When the sentence, or the one before, does not contain the noun you are referring to you should not use vague words such as here or there.

 

Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 04:48 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 04:33 PM

Although I cannot guarantee complete success, I will do my best to try and check people that display, at best, signs of remedial control over the English language

 

 

 

Remedial at best?

 

Wouldn't at least remedial imply better grammatical content?

 

Most of your sentences lack proper punctuation, and are written with the grace of a pseudo-intellectual 8th grader at best.

 

You failed. Everyone continue to write how want.

 

I wIlLerZ.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER+Mar 30 2006, 11:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BEEFEATER - Mar 30 2006, 11:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 03:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

 

being the spelling nazi you should know that there should be a comma after punctuation.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER+Mar 30 2006, 05:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BEEFEATER - Mar 30 2006, 05:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 03:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

 

being the spelling nazi you should know that there should be a comma after punctuation.

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Actually according to the MLA either way, with or without the comma following the last subject preceeding the "and", is correct.

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Originally posted by MAR+Mar 30 2006, 04:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MAR - Mar 30 2006, 04:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Mar 30 2006, 05:28 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-Spelling Nazi@Mar 30 2006, 03:27 PM

I am disgusted by the bad grammar, shitty punctuation and all around rotten sentence structure around here.

 

 

being the spelling nazi you should know that there should be a comma after punctuation.

 

Actually according to the MLA either way, with or without the comma following the last subject preceeding the "and", is correct.

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True indeed. The comma there is optional. Spelling Nazi is holding it down so far.

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 30 2006, 05:44 PM

For some reason I think this dude is Lens.

 

If it is Lens, he's going to get clowned forever.

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I wouldn't know...I was in a sales meeting with intel for the past two hours with Bill Gates and that guy from Oracle.

 

Can't really post when you're trying to close a 10 trillion bazillion dollar deal while an asian secretary is sucking on my cock underneath the board room table eh?

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I guess he broke into your house and start being REALLLLY funny on 12oz while you were at your totally cool big figure job eh?

 

 

10k deals are only impressive if you dont have to have a job to make em..

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Whatever, I had my fun.

 

I had fun with it until CaCash decided to crush the fun. Thanks dick.

 

Seriously, did you think I was concerned about keeping the identity a secret?

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