RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 clearly he just forgot the apostrophe. he used the word 'youre' which probably isn't a mistake for 'your'. stick with spelling, m'kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Nazi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 ^^^ You are not capitalizing words at the beginning of your sentences mr. moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 You didn't capatalise moderator after using the abreviation of mister, implying a proper name deserving of a capital letter. I believe you were supposed to type Mr. Moderator. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 taking a dump in the morning, so you dont be fartin all day like a farty ass whodie. im gonna take a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george burns Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 im ralphy iron gut the brew has no effect on my gut but my homie shit only rhea for a month straight due to always drinking that gilbeys vodka.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 04:54 PM You didn't capatalise moderator after using the abreviation of mister, implying a proper name deserving of a capital letter. I believe you were supposed to type Mr. Moderator. :D Quoted post aha spilling Natzi got served Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i don't take dumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Mar 31 2006, 07:36 AM i don't take dumps Quoted post i've seen german films that say otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 bar stools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 The morning after a long night of drugs and drinking, I crapped my pants while looking in the mirror. Imagine the expression on my face. I will never forget. *This story may or may not be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 god im glad i wasnt home for this. however, you did document it well to make sure everyone was up on your daily poo news... get in the shower you bum! youve got at hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-1988@Mar 30 2006, 02:41 PM Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though. Quoted post You know I used to clown endlessly on my roommate cause he only used baby wipes, nothing less. I've grown to appreciate their usefulness. Quoted post [/b] Only true ballers know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by rental@Mar 31 2006, 08:01 AM god im glad i wasnt home for this. however, you did document it well to make sure everyone was up on your daily poo news... get in the shower you bum! youve got at hour. Quoted post it's only 2. you said to meet at 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 an hour til you usually leave. off to class! dont forget to bring your letter, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 is it a SELF DESTRUCTING letter? that would make it super-fuck'n-cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I have a pretty mean grog bog coming on now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 the second dump I take about 5 minutes later when my insdes go yep that's it No more kebab and that last carlton is gone! now continue with your hangover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 the week long orgasm i achieve through tantra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards. Quoted post I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel Quoted post [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 11:01 AM you crazy? I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing. Quoted post this is the most amazing peice of 12oz literature i have ever read :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 aint' nothing fun about taking a dump when you have haemmhoroids like me, i'm always feeling like i'm about to shit out the contents of my torso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 same for me, then i discovered that eating pleanty of fiber during or after heavy drinking makes the pooping the following day much easier... eat a massive bowl of rice before you go to sleep... it helps... Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 07:34 PM I'm starting to think I shit backwards. First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork. Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it. either way, none of it is good. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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