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what's better than the dump you take after a night

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clearly he just forgot the apostrophe.

 

he used the word 'youre' which probably isn't a mistake for 'your'.

 

 

stick with spelling, m'kay?

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You didn't capatalise moderator after using the abreviation of mister, implying a proper name deserving of a capital letter.

 

I believe you were supposed to type Mr. Moderator.

 

:D

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taking a dump in the morning, so you dont be fartin all day like a farty ass whodie.

 

im gonna take a dump.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 04:54 PM

You didn't capatalise moderator after using the abreviation of mister, implying a proper name deserving of a capital letter.

 

I believe you were supposed to type Mr. Moderator.

 

:D

 

 

aha spilling Natzi got served

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The morning after a long night of drugs and drinking, I crapped my pants while looking in the mirror.

 

Imagine the expression on my face. I will never forget.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This story may or may not be true.

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god im glad i wasnt home for this. however, you did document it well to make sure everyone was up on your daily poo news...

 

get in the shower you bum! youve got at hour.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-1988@Mar 30 2006, 02:41 PM

Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though.

 

 

You know I used to clown endlessly on my roommate cause he only used baby wipes, nothing less.

 

I've grown to appreciate their usefulness.

[/b]

 

Only true ballers know..

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Originally posted by rental@Mar 31 2006, 08:01 AM

god im glad i wasnt home for this. however, you did document it well to make sure everyone was up on your daily poo news...

 

get in the shower you bum! youve got at hour.

 

it's only 2. you said to meet at 4

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an hour til you usually leave. off to class!

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont forget to bring your letter, please

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the second dump I take about 5 minutes later when my insdes go yep that's it

No more kebab and that last carlton is gone!

now continue with your hangover!

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Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM

it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

 

I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 11:01 AM

you crazy?

 

I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out

that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for

a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered

in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing.

 

 

 

this is the most amazing peice of 12oz literature i have ever read :haha:

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same for me, then i discovered that eating pleanty of fiber during or after heavy drinking makes the pooping the following day much easier... eat a massive bowl of rice before you go to sleep... it helps...

 

Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 07:34 PM

I'm starting to think I shit backwards.

 

First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork.

Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it.

 

either way, none of it is good.

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