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OG,

What kind of beer should I get for my BBQ today? I was thinking Yuengling, but I'm down for some suggestions.

 

so, what did you get?

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hey Dorctor Hal....

 

I'm starting to realise I have serious jealousy issuesinvolving women. Is it all mind over matter?

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Dr. Hal,

 

is it cool to hook up with a girl that dated your buddy ten years ago and now he could care less about her and thinks she is nuts?

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it seems i am becoming worse and worse at concentrating on work and other stuff i dont want to do, for example today i have done no work whatsoever, merely glanced at bitesize.

i have my gcse exams in a matter of weeks, what should i do?

i also have very unhealthy sleeping patterns involving me goin to bed at around 4 even when i stay in, i just dont wana go up to bed and i cant make myself.

 

any help would be very welcome

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i also have very unhealthy sleeping patterns involving me goin to bed at around 4 even when i stay in, i just dont wana go up to bed and i cant make myself.

 

 

here's the wauy to do it:

 

set an alarm clock every day for 8:30am.

Dont turn it off, just get up no matter how tired you are.

Then your body will start to tell you that you are sleepy at a normal time. like 11:00pm.

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I AAASKED DOCTOR HAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol im jokin, ill try that, i do get up at about half 7 most days though cos i have school, but doin it weekends too sounds like a good plan

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HAL i have a question

why is it that every time at school when i get to know a really great girl she ends up having a boyfriend and is in a longterm comitted relationship....where have all the good single girls gone....what gives

Well my friend, It's a simple problem of your not being in the ball. You see, a swell gal is tough to find, so you basically have to prowl around and follow her every day until her boyfriend dumps her due to some secret psychological problem that you'll also dump her for, and scoop her up while she's on the rebound. That's your only chance.

 

Otherwise you're stuck with meth whores.

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OG Hal,

 

should i move back to nyc or break west and try SF?

 

yrs,

neither in north carolina

 

I dunno. I'm thinking about SF, myself. Move there and we'll paint together once in a while. The weather's better than NY, that's for sure.

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I AAASKED DOCTOR HAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol im jokin, ill try that, i do get up at about half 7 most days though cos i have school, but doin it weekends too sounds like a good plan

 

He's absolutely right.

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Hal/Old Growth~

Whatever happened to your Painting Clean thread in The Yard?

I have no idea. I guess no one cares much about painting clean.

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hey Dorctor Hal....

 

I'm starting to realise I have serious jealousy issuesinvolving women. Is it all mind over matter?

me too

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OG,

What kind of beer should I get for my BBQ today? I was thinking Yuengling, but I'm down for some suggestions.

Go for another PA local, instead. Yuengling ain't all that much better than Bud. If you're on a budget, then go for that, otherwise I usually go for something from Victory. Troeg's is also real good. I like the Hopback Amber.

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why don't i run when a girl tells me that she has to take seroquil?

My best guess is that you're either a sucker for punishment, or have a thing for emo chicks.

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whats seroquil?

It's a medication for bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and a variety of other mental disorders, designed specifically to subdue manic episodes. It's classified as an antipsychotic, albeit a very mild one. It makes you really sleepy and sluggish, lethargic, and you gain some weight. On the plus side, it's the least likely to cause "crazy shakes", tics and the like. At least this girl's taking it, instead of being nuts.

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Dear Dr. Hal,

 

I've been having dirty thoughts about you lately and whats worse is im a 300 lb male and i love the cock. help.

 

p.s. i want to feel myself in you.

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thanks dr. hal, thats kinda the approach i was leading to anyways

i was beginning to lose faith in u, but now i am a firm supporter (no homo)

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Dear Dr. HAL,

 

Is it safe to buy prescription drugs from Canadian pharmacies on the web? It is not for recreational purposes. Plus, I have no health insurance in the good ol' USA.

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Dear Dr. Hal,

 

I've been having dirty thoughts about you lately and whats worse is im a 300 lb male and i love the cock. help.

 

p.s. i want to feel myself in you.

Hey man, I'm cool with you loving dix. Unfortunately for you, I'm not real crazy about cock, so I can't help you out.

 

When I have a fascination with someone, namely the Cingular Girl (Angela Sarafyan), I'll look up porn chicks that look like her and jerk off furiously. 80% of the time, it works every time.

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Dear Dr. HAL,

 

Is it safe to buy prescription drugs from Canadian pharmacies on the web? It is not for recreational purposes. Plus, I have no health insurance in the good ol' USA.

Well, I'd advise against purchasing drugs on the web, as a general rule. It's like buying weed from a dealer you don't know. It could have anything in it. It could be a sugar pill.

 

I don't have insurance either. That's what welfare and state assistance is for.

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Dr. Hal......

 

lemme ask again....

 

is it cool to try and slep with a girl your buddy dated ten years ago but now he could care less about her and thinks she is nuts?

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Dr. Hal......

 

lemme ask again....

 

is it cool to try and slep with a girl your buddy dated ten years ago but now he could care less about her and thinks she is nuts?

Hit that shit, man. Do it for the children.

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