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Dear OG,

 

My deep infatuation is rapidly deteriorating due to intrusive thoughts of men generally being unfaithful (hello, Myspace!) and my own uncertainty of he's feelings for me. We're not officially together and he's made no promises. Without reassurance and compliments, my mind is seriously starting to wander (and my past is hollaaaring!) I went from 2% "hmmm I wonder what it would be like" to 99% "yeah I would definitely like to see him again" in a matter of days.

 

So my question is, should I smash a blast from the past? I could sure use the ego boost.

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Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 31 2006, 02:04 PM

i can even answer that one rattlytins, since the chicken evolved from dinosaurs i bieleve, it went like this:

 

dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:very very chicken like dinosuar lays egg with first chicken, hence the egg came first, and hatched into the first chicken....

 

so the dinosaur evolved into a chicken!!!!!!!

 

thats an evoloutionary step in the wrong direction isnt it!!!!!!

 

first you're a 30ft fearless lizard monster which kills everone and everything. next thing you know you're a shitty little fat feathered creature that cant even fly properly, and is the very bottom of the food chain, terrorised constantly by foxes, and worse still, you are the number one choice to be slaughtered and eaten for human's sunday lunch.

 

:chicken: stupid fukin chickens

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Originally posted by EGO31@Apr 2 2006, 01:01 AM

O.G should i eat more healthily and how do i get more muscle i've been working out for a year but it won't come is it to do with what i eat i'm 167 cm's and weigh 58kg's is this unhealthily skinny?

 

 

wow this is a badly worded question.

 

edit; is there such thing's as underground martial art's tournament's where people fight for money and knock each other out or kill each other depending on the rules?

 

You should definitely eat healthier. Stay away from the Cadbury's. The chocolate bars with fruit and nut are not considered health food. You're a skinny dude.

 

There are absolutely underground martial arts tournaments. I wouldn't know how to find them, but you could try frequenting seedy dives and beating up the local knuckleheads. Then someone will approach you about fighting in an underground tournament. Didn't you see Kickboxer? Either that, or some guy whos ass you kicked while he was drunk will come back with a baseball bat and spread your face all over York St.

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Originally posted by NightOwl@Apr 2 2006, 09:45 AM

dude... are you gonna answer my question?

 

and where does he get those kickass shades?

 

I don't recall you asking a question, and I don't want to search through the previous pages. Kindy restate it again.

 

People get kick-ass shades at the store.

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Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Apr 3 2006, 02:07 AM

Why does my girl's mom hate me so much?

 

You're sticking your boner in her daughter. That's a hard thing to be stoked about. You might also try getting a job and cleaning yourself up. Moms tend not to like the burn out look.

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Originally posted by Rude&InTheNude@Apr 3 2006, 07:34 AM

Dear OG,

 

My deep infatuation is rapidly deteriorating due to intrusive thoughts of men generally being unfaithful (hello, Myspace!) and my own uncertainty of he's feelings for me. We're not officially together and he's made no promises. Without reassurance and compliments, my mind is seriously starting to wander (and my past is hollaaaring!) I went from 2% "hmmm I wonder what it would be like" to 99% "yeah I would definitely like to see him again" in a matter of days.

 

So my question is, should I smash a blast from the past? I could sure use the ego boost.

 

 

99% of men will be unfaithful at some point in their lives. You have to realize that all males of most any species are genetically programmed to spread their seed to as many females as possible. It's just a fact of nature. Some men are able to control themselves better than others. I guess it's your job to find that 1%.

 

Stop being emo. No smashing blasts from the past. Stay away from Myspace. It's bad for you.

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2@Apr 3 2006, 09:16 AM

O.G-

 

1)SHOULD I SIGN A EXTENDED LEASE WITH MY CURRENT ROOMATE?

2)SHOULD I RENT A PLACE IN MY OLD HOOD, THAT WILL PUT ME CLOSER TO MY FAMILY,FRIENDS AND WORK; BUT LEAVE ME WITH HARDLY ANY MONEY TO EAT?

3)SHOULD I LEARN HOW TO ROBOT DANCE BETTER THEN I CAN NOW?

 

1. No. He's a scumbag. He secretly wants to make love you and all your friends.

 

2. Don't move back to the old hood. It's too expensive. Find a nice little hovel in Staten Island. Then spend lots of money on paint and give me some Montanas because I need that shit.

 

3. Definitely. However, don't rip off David Elsewhere's stop motion move. So many clowns are doing that shit and it's just sad when you know where it came from. Besides, hardly anyone can do it correctly. Stick with the classics and learn how to do that move where you look like you're glading across the floor by shuffling your feet. That shit is def.

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Originally posted by rattleytins@Apr 3 2006, 11:48 AM

i would actualy be interested og if you could explain the ins and outs of how alcohol tollerence builds up. and what you can do to get pissed easier or something. drink different stuff like wine instead of the usual beer or vodka?

 

 

First, i don't recommend doing any of this to get drunk quicker. It can be dangeous and cause serious problems if you make a habit out of it.

 

Alcohol tolerance builds up by drinking often. Over time, your body adjusts to the amount of toxins coming in, and slowly builds up a tolerance to it. It's the same concept as with drugs, poison, etc. We've all heard that if you continually expose yourself to pepper spray, eventually it won't harm you. You build up a resistance.

 

The easiest way to temporarily lower your tolerance is to drink on an empty stomach. There's nothing in your system to absorb any of the alcohol, and it gets processed immediately. Deficiencies in your diet, medication, and lack of sleep also play a role.

 

Avoid low alcohol drinks, I guess. Stick with booze, wine or stronger beers. It's pretty hard to get pissed off 3% pints.

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Originally posted by killakash@Apr 3 2006, 03:48 PM

what should i write about for my senior thesis?

 

Just make sure it's not about graffiti. Academic papers about graffiti, street art, etc are the gayest shit on earth. No one gives a shit, including writers, and you always come off sounding like a pretentious outsider.

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Originally posted by Old Growth+Apr 3 2006, 06:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Growth - Apr 3 2006, 06:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-AlwaysBombin@Apr 3 2006, 02:07 AM

Why does my girl's mom hate me so much?

 

You're sticking your boner in her daughter. That's a hard thing to be stoked about. You might also try getting a job and cleaning yourself up. Moms tend not to like the burn out look.

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I had a job..she got me fired from it haha. Thanks anyways

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Originally posted by LENS@Apr 3 2006, 07:27 PM

Og...

 

best ways to deal with relationship issues?

 

(i.e. stuff to do rather than sitting around the house going nuts)

 

That's a real broad question. I don't know how to answer that effectively. Jerking off to fetish porn always takes my mind off things. Try autoerotic asphyxiation, but make sure the rope isn't too short. Gay clubs and horse porn, too.

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