HAL Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG OG why the hell does my job suck so bad???? I help a few customers a day with BS questions and the rest of the time I am drawing or having a grand ol' time on the 12oz-that part is fine. But everyday I leave work I want to drive my car off a bridge to relieve the frustration that it causes me Welcome to the working world. Become a dentist, instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG Hal, I really dig my ex still but of course I know better than to call her on the phone or hang out with her and the like. I don't wanna be the Ex who doesn't know when to quit. Is it okay to swap an email with her now and again? I don't want her to think i want her totally out of my life because there is a chance down the road we can hook up again. Don't try so hard, homie. What you have to do is chase down some new tail, and see if she gets jealous. Hanging around this girl all the time is only going to get her annoyed with you, think you'll always be there to fall back on, generally hurting your cause. I guess you could swap an email, but try to keep it social. Don't give her any of that "how's life?" bullshit. You'll come off looking like you have so little to do that you sit around wondering what she's up to. If you ask her if she'll be at a party, then it looks like you're hella social and moving on with your life. No girl wants to get stuck with a guy she's already been with. You tried that already and it didn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG My teeth are angry too... Earth NEEDS Dentists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG I feel ya. I don't hang around her at all anymore and all we really do is swap an occasional email or text message to say hello. Thanks for the advice...it confirms what i was turning over in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG should i sell more hardcore drugs to make money? (i dont do drugs besides p0t) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG og... not sure if you recall my post about my girls father bein in the hospital with blood clots and all that but shit took a turn for the worse and he ended up havin most of his left leg amputated.... hes still in the ICU and doesnt even know what has happened yet.... how bad is it gonna suck having to tell him he has no leg and how hard is it gonna be to take care of him? my plan is to just make the best of it... buy a nice grill and have BBQ's at the house all summer and chill with him and drink homemade wine and try to help him enjoy his life but i have no idea how big of a task this will be.... any advice? i made the questions red cuz i kinda hid em in the middle a little bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG should i sell more hardcore drugs to make money? (i dont do drugs besides p0t) Absolutely. What you need to do to get ahead in today's competitive drug market is start a meth lab. The meth business is booming, and consumers are continually demanding more and more meth from an overloaded industry filled with overworked and underpaid individuals. To maximize your assets, buy stock in Mountain Dew, a popular "pick-me-up" for meth users, and purchase a dental practice. Everyone knows meth users fuck up their teeth. Your job is to support their habit, then reap the benefits of thier misfortune. Start living the american dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Ask OG og... not sure if you recall my post about my girls father bein in the hospital with blood clots and all that but shit took a turn for the worse and he ended up havin most of his left leg amputated.... hes still in the ICU and doesnt even know what has happened yet.... how bad is it gonna suck having to tell him he has no leg and how hard is it gonna be to take care of him? my plan is to just make the best of it... buy a nice grill and have BBQ's at the house all summer and chill with him and drink homemade wine and try to help him enjoy his life but i have no idea how big of a task this will be.... any advice? i made the questions red cuz i kinda hid em in the middle a little bit Man, that really sucks. Is he diabetic? Being an amputee myself, it's fine. Get him one of those sweet prosthetic legs you can run around with, and he'll be mackin' and attackin' in no time flat. A little physical therapy here, a little recovery there, and pops will be good as new. There will be a bit of a learning curve at first, but he'll be blasting HOT 101's hottest jams and grillin' up a storm in no time. Expect a little grumpiness at first. Folks are generally a little pissed when they lose a limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hal, why my obsession with asians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hal, why my obsession with asians? Lens got that yellow fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 yeah hes a diabetic and hes turning 76 next week so this isnt gonna be a speedy recovery.... i cant even imagine what hes gonna go through mentally... hes cool as shit though... i love the dude and i really hate to see him suffer so i wanna make everything is as ok as possible... you really an amputee? craziness man... one more: if i were to marry the woman would i then be able to put her father on my health insurance (to ensure better care over what he has now) being that he is considered her dependant? (we are already planning a wedding in '07 so this would not be the reason for the marriage but we would just do it up real quick at city hall or something and basically act like it never happened until the "real wedding".. just speedin up the process for legal benifit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hal, what happened to Old Growth? Why am i being so chill with regards to my ex calling things off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 lens this break up stays on your mind too much homie.... for reals... that shit aint good for you.. you are gonna lose your shit.... smoke something or chase tail or do 17 whole cars in 17 days or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 or Lens you could just go to a tittie club...or better yet you could just go fuck a hooker yeah but seriously stop thinking about the ex, they are nothing but trouble there is a reason why you arent together right now - go with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 What's it mean when your girl doesn't call you for 3 days but she can talk online with you randomly when she's at her "friends" house in boston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 it means shes not really your girl, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 That's what im thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Johnny, Fuzzy....you are both right....i need to start filling my time with things other than thoughts of the chick...i think a all night trip to SF tommorrow is in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 it means shes not really your girl' date=' maybe?[/quote'] co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaffa cakes Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hal, should I pay more and get a better flat in the summer, or renew the lease on my shit, but very cheap abode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Since when can superfuturecomputers earn PhD's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I didnt know hal was still around.... Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Hal, why my obsession with asians? I think that's a question you need to ask yourself, my friend. You may still believe they have sideways vaginas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 yeah hes a diabetic and hes turning 76 next week so this isnt gonna be a speedy recovery.... i cant even imagine what hes gonna go through mentally... hes cool as shit though... i love the dude and i really hate to see him suffer so i wanna make everything is as ok as possible... you really an amputee? craziness man... one more: if i were to marry the woman would i then be able to put her father on my health insurance (to ensure better care over what he has now) being that he is considered her dependant? (we are already planning a wedding in '07 so this would not be the reason for the marriage but we would just do it up real quick at city hall or something and basically act like it never happened until the "real wedding".. just speedin up the process for legal benifit) I think this is a question you need to ask your human resources department. My infinitely intellectual, supercomputer brain doesn't know anything about insurance. I'm guessing you could cover him as a dependent if he lives with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Dr. HAL, Should i go see 'Lucky Number Sleven'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Hal, what happened to Old Growth? Why am i being so chill with regards to my ex calling things off? I switched back to the old name. More fitting, being in cyberspace and all. You are getting more mature, and maybe didn't feel a deep emotional attachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 What's it mean when your girl doesn't call you for 3 days but she can talk online with you randomly when she's at her "friends" house in boston? I'd say it means she's jamming on your best friend's popsicle stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Hal' date=' should I pay more and get a better flat in the summer, or renew the lease on my shit, but very cheap abode?[/quote'] If it's cheap, I'd say stay there. Location, location, location. I had a shitty one bedroom apartment that I could look out on a freight yard from my bathroom window, and I stayed there for years. Walking out the door, cutting through the hole i made in the fence, and painting the back line of trains 2-3 times a week trumped any down sides of the place or the neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Since when can superfuturecomputers earn PhD's? America is a free country. Gays, puerto ricans and blacks can get a degree, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 Dr. HAL, Should i go see 'Lucky Number Sleven'? I can hardly read your writing. You should never go see Lucky Number Slevin. It's another "cool" movie designed so a bunch of actors can look stylish, knit around a flimsy crime plot, with lots of guns and sex. Cliche as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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