nomadawhat Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by Rude&InTheNude@Mar 29 2006, 01:34 PM This seems to be a common activity with tall skinny white boys that drink too much beer. Quoted post I'm guilty..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I have a really bad habit of just pouring out my thoughts when i'm drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multipleman Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 yea i have done it, i called my boy telling hime i felt bad that we did'nt chill alot and did'nt wnat him to think i was just hitting up for buddah, witch i was at the time (i was busy with work and school) hmm i called this one broad i was trying to and could of gotten on telling her i missed her, shit popped off after that hehe i used to call but yea now i'm usually socially involved with the people i am getting crunk with, especially if it's girls i gotta play all hard to be dope host and shit so they love what's goin on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Never have, never will. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Ring Ring Ring *CLICK* Girl's voice: Hello? My voice: Heyaa, whathafuk are yew doin? Girl's voice: Um.. I'm over at Wes *******'s place drinking, sweetie. What're youuuu doing tonite? My voice: Way-way-way. Wayt. Wes ***#*$**'s? Tham otherfuhck arr you doin gover thah du's houzze? Girl's voice: What? We're going out. Anyway, we're over here drinking if you want to stop by, we've got... My voice: Wait.. nahhhh fuhk this. You ree dating tha tlame? Fucc kthat. Fuhk that. Have a nice life. *CLICK* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i used to grab other peoples phones and drunk dial their friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Mar 29 2006, 09:58 PM i used to grab other peoples phones and drunk dial their friends. Quoted post i use to do this to people already on a drunk dial and start talking to their friend or what not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 hahahha i've got some good stories... on new years i called a jewish friend of mine and left a message like: "YOOOOOOO maaaaaan woord. I dont KNOW if you celllelbreate this shit, you know bein a jew and allluhthat! BUT if you do! HAPPY NEW YEARS KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!" that is probably the most successfull--insofar as least amount of consequences in the next few days--drunk-dialing phone call i've ever made. i used to drunk text. that's a death wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I've drunk dialed mass amounts of people on New Years...my two personal favs are 1) I called a friend and told her "Yo you know what, one day I am definately gunna insert my penis into ya vagina" and 2) I called another friend and left him a message sayin "Yo man what the fuck are you doin? You're prolly havin sex with (insert girlfriends name) right now but yo that shit ain't too impressive cuz bitch is ugly...anyways HAPPY NEW YEARS MUTHAFUCKA, CALL ME BACK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Never drunk dialed people. Chicks drunk dial. When chicks drunk dial me they get emotionally destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 say pffffffft you broke up with that one exotic ham sammich you was going out with right? she was a hot piece o ass man... i miss her. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Mar 29 2006, 10:45 PM say pffffffft you broke up with that one exotic ham sammich you was going out with right? she was a hot piece o ass man... i miss her. ;) Quoted post this one on the right?? the one on the left like vag. so dont even think about asking about her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 whoa. crest whitening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 cant be doing that shit... but valium and booze doesnt help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 try drunk dating.. way better the drunk dialing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 When I'm drunk, sometimes I like to call people that I never talk to. Exgirflriends that you hate are the most entertaining. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i just realized that the first time i called wifey after not talkin ot her for 5 years was a case of some serious drunk dialing... i bumped into her and got her # like a week before that... called her on st pattys day after drinkin my ass off @ a friends family party... doin shots with his moms and shit... i called her without even thinking and poured my heart out sloppily... told her i had a crush on her when i was like 17 and we used to work together and all this crazy shit.... she was in vegas gettin ready to move out there with her ex.... if it wasnt for me breakin some ground with that call she would prolly have moved out there too.. that shit was over 3 years ago and we been together ever since... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knkr Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 CUM SHOT~! LEFT HAND IN THE EYE GYEAH GUNIT FULLISUCKBRUS TALKING SHIT MANG MAOR RAMBleS READ ON! na, latala, im bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by johnny ballbags@Mar 30 2006, 10:05 AM i just realized that the first time i called wifey after not talkin ot her for 5 years was a case of some serious drunk dialing... i bumped into her and got her # like a week before that... called her on st pattys day after drinkin my ass off @ a friends family party... doin shots with his moms and shit... i called her without even thinking and poured my heart out sloppily... told her i had a crush on her when i was like 17 and we used to work together and all this crazy shit.... she was in vegas gettin ready to move out there with her ex.... if it wasnt for me breakin some ground with that call she would prolly have moved out there too.. that shit was over 3 years ago and we been together ever since... Quoted post awesome story.. god bless you my son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 haha.. Everyone's done it. Came back from the beach one day all shit faced drunk and called some chick I used to pipe like 4 years ago!..rediculous. I enjoy RECEIVING the DRUNKEN Call at 3am rather than trying to make one. Usually ends up being something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by johnny ballbags@Mar 30 2006, 10:05 AM i just realized that the first time i called wifey after not talkin ot her for 5 years was a case of some serious drunk dialing... i bumped into her and got her # like a week before that... called her on st pattys day after drinkin my ass off @ a friends family party... doin shots with his moms and shit... i called her without even thinking and poured my heart out sloppily... told her i had a crush on her when i was like 17 and we used to work together and all this crazy shit.... she was in vegas gettin ready to move out there with her ex.... if it wasnt for me breakin some ground with that call she would prolly have moved out there too.. that shit was over 3 years ago and we been together ever since... Quoted post JOHNNY THE BALL-BAGGER! nice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 yea thats the one... she still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 ^^yeah dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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