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Originally posted by CACashRefund+Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>why dont you just break into her house?

 

ive done shit like that on numerous occasions to collect debts

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Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM

smash!

 

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or you could glass etch "cable box" across her windshield of her car.

 

THAT WILL LEARN HER

 

You have a wonderful cabinet of advisors giving you great advice.

Something our president doesn't even have.

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Just because im feeling nice tonight, I will give you the ultimate car damage revenge recipe.

 

Directions are as follows;

 

Go to fish markets with some kinda container for carrying liquid. Ask for some fish juice kinda shit (they will think your wakko but just do it anyway).

Get some syringes and fill them with stinky fish juice, then inject into the rubber window seals of her car.

 

This technique works best in summer as the heat will make the smell unbareable.

 

This is a tried and tested method of revenge.

In one case my mate did it and bought the car for a throw away price because the owner couldnt get rid of the smell.

hahah

Go get em tiger!

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update!

 

i told fatty that if she couldnt manage to remember the box that i make house calls.

 

and it would be no problem to come and get it.

her responce...

 

"THE BOX WILL BE IN THE MAILROOM @ 2 EC ON 27TH FLOOR AT 10AM"

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Just to answer the question if the sugar in the gas tank works.....yes....it does....it also does not matter how much gas is actually in the tank.....the gas line is hooked up to the bottom of the tank and as gas from the tank is being sucked through the lines the sugar goes also and will not dissolve.....once the car is turned off for a period of time the sugar will crystalize in the injection system and the jets in a carburator(in this case making the float stick) and through the main gas line making your automobile a piece of shit(it will NEVER run right again...and a major situation the motor could seize)....the only way to fix the problem is to replace the ENTIRE system.....I hope I have explained this clearly to you......have a good one.

 

edit*

 

If you don't want to cause any permanent damage....just use water.

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mmm. ok.

 

SO...this is how it just went down with the skinny broad. she's referencing some thing, she wont tell me what that smokey chewed (ps. he had never chewed any of my shit before) and her kitten ruined SO much of my stuff...but i didnt talk shit b/c i left my door open....

 

read on...

 

start at bottom'

 

give me a break. if you want to play that game. then you're fucking cat ruined like 7 of my CDs, broke my dresser drawer and spilled a full glass of wine on a stack of brand new clothes. I didnt want to be so fucked up tho, since it's an animal and i left my door open.

 

you need to pay your fucking bills. You are 30 years old. grown the fuck up. get a real job. Im over playing with you. You need to stop acting like a child.

 

 

last chance to be cool.

 

 

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: smokey

Date: Mar 29, 2006 9:55 AM

 

Hi Karen

 

Can you give Dana $60 for the last cable bill? Or, any other way you want to get it to me is cool.

 

thx

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Originally posted by Rude&InTheNude+Mar 29 2006, 04:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rude&InTheNude - Mar 29 2006, 04:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

never live with a heffer

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damn, that's like the meaning of life right there..

 

 

 

either that or:

 

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Sluts are for everyone

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oh yeah, Porkchop...glass etch that bitches car/house/ whatever she outright owns and doesn't rent..

 

either that or find aforementioned naked internet pictures of her and distribute them to everyone at her job..after you photoshop swatistkas on her breasts of course..

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Originally posted by dumy@Mar 29 2006, 05:58 PM

oh yeah, Porkchop...glass etch that bitches car/house/ whatever she outright owns and doesn't rent..

 

either that or find aforementioned naked internet pictures of her and distribute them to everyone at her job..after you photoshop swatistkas on her breasts of course..

 

 

 

spot on

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i thought there were going to be titties in this thread.. instead it's the same girl rambling on as if anyone care's about the minute details of her under-developed, most likely over-privledged life.

 

I cock-slapped an aspiring model 3 weeks ago because she made me pay for part of the hotel bill on a roadtrip I never asked to go on. I even did the bitch nasty and gave her a Dirty Sanchez while she slept... you don't see me expecting people to give a shit.

 

TITTIES!

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Originally posted by HECZONER+Mar 29 2006, 04:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HECZONER - Mar 29 2006, 04:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i think you should replace her body lotion with regular mayo, or if you really wanna be down, mix the mayo with some eggwhites. mmmmmmmmmm....smelly.

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She'd love it

 

 

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after you photoshop swatistkas on her breasts of course..

 

:haha: Keepin it whodie

 

Still wanna see the naked pictures of that bitch

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