duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 one of my friends spun at a club in mainland china this past weekend and me and some friends went with him entourage style to party. at 4:30 am we decided the to hit the naughty sauna spot for a little sensual massage action. yo i know it's dirty. but you can't even imagine what 40 bucks gets you in china. (me and the little lady been in a fight for the last month and i just coudn't bring myself to opt out of the rub and tug) these chicks are so retardedly hot that it's mindblowing. i'm not even trying to give you the entire 3 hour run down. but after the shower...... which im not even discussing at all.... this chick starts with rubbing her titties on the bottoms of my feet while im laying down. for the first 2 seconds i think im gonna die laughing and ALMOST yell to my friend in the next room, "yo this bitch is rubbing her titties on my feet hahahahahahaha!" but then i realized... holy shit. it feels really good to have titties rubbed on your feet. so... if you ever find yourself in a sauna/whorehouse in china, be sure to request some titties on your feet. grey goose approved. :china: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 im jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoGotJokes Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 duly noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 hopefully your feet don't have avian flu or something now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by Tough Love@Mar 26 2006, 11:47 PM im jealous Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 =iquit,Mar 26 2006, 08:43 PM but then i realized... holy shit. it feels really good to have titties rubbed on your feet. Quoted post THIS LINE WILL GET ME THROUGH THE UPCOMING WORK WEEK. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 40 bucks in china? i would imagine that kinda money would buy more than a massage with a happy ending. id think more along the lines of a live in maid/sex slave for a month and a baby panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by iquit@Mar 27 2006, 12:43 PM ALMOST yell to my friend in the next room, "yo this bitch is rubbing her titties on my feet hahahahahahaha!" Quoted post aahahaha, i think this story could have gotten better if that went down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 baby panda..hahahahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 no way dude if you like that you need to go to Thailand and hit up what they call "soapy land" the broad bathes you with her body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 "YOU JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL,,,,,WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" -I'M GOING TO SOAPY-LAND !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by absentminded63@Mar 27 2006, 05:04 AM no way dude if you like that you need to go to Thailand and hit up what they call "soapy land" the broad bathes you with her body. Quoted post been there done that. *note- the hairy ass in this photo does not belong to a thai whore. it is unrelated to the discusion of whores, yet related to the topic of bangkokky. this disclaimer if for the sole purpose of NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and on an unrelated note..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knkr Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 aaaahaha, foot fetish bitches be tweakin ya. cure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 i need to make it back to HK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 LOL times 2,700 at the gooseface killah album cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by WhoGotJokes@Mar 26 2006, 08:47 PM duly noted. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 you the homie iquit, but that's kinda bogus. imagine if youre girl was getting a dick rubbed all over her by some other dude... yea. *sorry. partypooperoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 i hear that. i got no defense. temptation. to feel a gorgeous girls nipples going boing boing boing across your toes just interrupts the normal standards of of what's right and wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I'm assumin your girl would be more worried bout other things that went down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 have you got any blind man massages? I loved hong kong and Shanghai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 As I spend time on this board, I find myself wondering if every man alive has gotten with a prostitute. This idea frightens me. I think I'm going to go back to being asexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by Tough Love@Mar 27 2006, 04:47 AM im jealous Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Mar 27 2006, 01:24 AM As I spend time on this board, I find myself wondering if every man alive has gotten with a prostitute. Quoted post Only the cool ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 "Rub Ya titties on charlie murphy's feet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I'm not joking. I have a green toenail and warts on my feet....that hoe would have some ugly titties when i was done with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 tit's rubbed on feet..... i may write a song about that "she rubbed her tits on my feet i know it's wrong but it felt real neat she rubbed her tit's on my feet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Yo fuck tripod for taking down my rick james picture. im gonna go drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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