alure 17 Posted March 25, 2006 haha i fucking had 2 wack ass neighbors at my old house... one old lady behind me would always come over to my house and say my rott was barking..funny the dog would be inside the house..so obviously he wasnt parking.. fucking bitch..she would try to come into my house and shit.. i had to slam the door in her face so many times.. but my dog got revenge! he fucking slammed into her brick fence and knocked down her fence and stomped all over flower garden! and then my next door neighbor .. we popped off firecrackers and my dad came into town.. he let me rent it while he lived in another state...and said that me and my homies were popping off guns haha..and that i was fucking alot dudes at my house..hahaha which was not true..what an asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crispy 0 Posted March 25, 2006 ohhh yessss i know all about that asshole indian neighbor menace. king bling u my friend, awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted March 25, 2006 hahaha awesome the crips, tonight the bloods should go over them all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaolinmasta 158 Posted March 25, 2006 what would jesus do in a situation like this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^ . ^ 74 Posted March 25, 2006 kinda immature if you ask me, but i'm not in this situation so i cant really tell you what to do. but leave the dog alone....seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CACashRefund 272 Posted March 25, 2006 depending on the type of dog you might be able to get some bank off that little whodie sorry cat girl but niggas gotta eat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^ . ^ 74 Posted March 25, 2006 no cash. no. thats like messing with someone's child. Dont fuck around like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysBombin 0 Posted March 25, 2006 I'd kill a neighbor's baby Not their dog though, that's fucked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishCarBombs 723 Posted March 25, 2006 i love my dogg<333 and would shot anyone tring to steal it but find the neighbers car night at like 12:00 so you know they will be sleepin and break the windows and throw bucket paint all over the inside of the car then maybe some on the outside and just make sure its every where. but make sure you do it not to late you want the paint to be completely dry when they find it the next morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnimeeOne 0 Posted March 25, 2006 If I caught anyone fucking with my dog I would fucking torture the cunt. Car, or other personal property is fair game, but not dogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^ . ^ 74 Posted March 25, 2006 yea that is really fucked up to mess with someones pet. a neighbor poisoned my other neighbors cat. They cant prove it but we all know he did it.... rip tiger :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanity 6 Posted March 25, 2006 my crib is alright... but the first week of the month, my neighbors party continuously Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloner 0 Posted March 25, 2006 wake up wake up wake upppp its the first of the month. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesteelrod 3 Posted March 25, 2006 hahaha, this is my kind of topic. have had lots of practice with this kind of shit. isn't it funny how every neighbour i have starts shit, little do they realize i love to finish it. start doing shit like breaking off keys in the locks, i used to crazy glue it in before breaking it off. if its a house you can remove the hydro meter (the glass globe at the back or side of the house with the counter) you'll cut off the power and they're $$$ to replace.not hard to take off. if they got a mail slot in the door, find their hose in the middle of the night slip it in and turn it on.regular brake fluid will eat car paint which is fun. right before i moved from my last house i was at war with the neighbours on the left & right as well as the ones above me. i had control of the utilities for the house so the power would get shut off whenever a party was going on past what i deemed as late. the hot water would get turned off etc... when i'd get home form painting trains at night the death metal would get cranked around 2-3 am, or i'd crank it and leave nice and early. only had the cops come by twice and then it was time to move, was a fun 2-3 months of torment. never lived in an apt. building but i'm sure there's lots of fun to be had in the comunal areas, take a shit in the laundry dryers and let that shit bake. just watch out for cameras... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YourSistersAssCookie 0 Posted March 25, 2006 fuck a neighbors child nucka do what ever the situation calls for. if you gotta stomp that baby out then do it up. and if the parents have a problem with it cut them fools up. and burn the place to the ground Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imported_dowmagik 1 Posted March 25, 2006 Originally posted by lord_casek@Mar 24 2006, 12:22 PM dmso and L on doorknobs. then call the cops after everyone ahs been home for about an hour. Quoted post put it down for dmso. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+1up 0 Posted March 29, 2006 Shit just gets some dental floss and tie it tight across their door way, neck height. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fondles 29 Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Mar 25 2006, 01:34 AM hahaha awesome the crips, tonight the bloods should go over them all Quoted post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milton 0 Posted March 29, 2006 My neighbor used to pull that shit. Some things to consider: Ivory snow in hot tubs, fountains, anything else with moving water. Go to pornstore get "heavy rubber" "latex lovers" and other very strange Fetish Magazines, fill out subscription, send in cash. Switch the wires in the call box at front door. Switch the wires in the elevator. Set off smoke detectors frequently. Have "loud parties" with two-to-three friends dress appropriately and be playing a board game and classical piano music when security gets there. Yell random shit in the middle of the night -- Some of my all time favorites "Frank, bring the car around..." "I told you not to call me on the house phone..." "Never underestimate a woman scorned..." etc... [Also, having imaginary conversations very loudly late night or early morning works well.] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted March 29, 2006 i came this close to doing a big crips scribe at work today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mindvapors 80 Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by KING BLING@Mar 24 2006, 06:37 AM It hurts but I love the burbs Quoted post Crips gangbkangallday in the burbs? and also, an apartment building in the burbs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drasteks 0 Posted March 29, 2006 alot of this shit is cracking me up and reminding me of some good apartment memories....im still stumped why most say leave a pile a shit when its messier to throw it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HYDRO BILL 0 Posted March 29, 2006 This is one of the funnier threads in recent memory. The crips shit is gold, as well as tossing shit at people as the leave a burning building Casek.. shit, what an image. hee hee how about police tape and some thinned red paint? Make a lil` ol` crime scene home coming? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HYDRO BILL 0 Posted March 29, 2006 Can`t live with roommates, can`t live in apartments.... Renting is a motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irobpeople 1 Posted March 29, 2006 just epoxy wierd shit to there door like chairs and cats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
