CACashRefund Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 depending on the type of dog you might be able to get some bank off that little whodie sorry cat girl but niggas gotta eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 no cash. no. thats like messing with someone's child. Dont fuck around like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 I'd kill a neighbor's baby Not their dog though, that's fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 i love my dogg<333 and would shot anyone tring to steal it but find the neighbers car night at like 12:00 so you know they will be sleepin and break the windows and throw bucket paint all over the inside of the car then maybe some on the outside and just make sure its every where. but make sure you do it not to late you want the paint to be completely dry when they find it the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 If I caught anyone fucking with my dog I would fucking torture the cunt. Car, or other personal property is fair game, but not dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 yea that is really fucked up to mess with someones pet. a neighbor poisoned my other neighbors cat. They cant prove it but we all know he did it.... rip tiger :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 my crib is alright... but the first week of the month, my neighbors party continuously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 wake up wake up wake upppp its the first of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesteelrod Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 hahaha, this is my kind of topic. have had lots of practice with this kind of shit. isn't it funny how every neighbour i have starts shit, little do they realize i love to finish it. start doing shit like breaking off keys in the locks, i used to crazy glue it in before breaking it off. if its a house you can remove the hydro meter (the glass globe at the back or side of the house with the counter) you'll cut off the power and they're $$$ to replace.not hard to take off. if they got a mail slot in the door, find their hose in the middle of the night slip it in and turn it on.regular brake fluid will eat car paint which is fun. right before i moved from my last house i was at war with the neighbours on the left & right as well as the ones above me. i had control of the utilities for the house so the power would get shut off whenever a party was going on past what i deemed as late. the hot water would get turned off etc... when i'd get home form painting trains at night the death metal would get cranked around 2-3 am, or i'd crank it and leave nice and early. only had the cops come by twice and then it was time to move, was a fun 2-3 months of torment. never lived in an apt. building but i'm sure there's lots of fun to be had in the comunal areas, take a shit in the laundry dryers and let that shit bake. just watch out for cameras... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 fuck a neighbors child nucka do what ever the situation calls for. if you gotta stomp that baby out then do it up. and if the parents have a problem with it cut them fools up. and burn the place to the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Originally posted by lord_casek@Mar 24 2006, 12:22 PM dmso and L on doorknobs. then call the cops after everyone ahs been home for about an hour. Quoted post put it down for dmso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+1up Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Shit just gets some dental floss and tie it tight across their door way, neck height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Mar 25 2006, 01:34 AM hahaha awesome the crips, tonight the bloods should go over them all Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 My neighbor used to pull that shit. Some things to consider: Ivory snow in hot tubs, fountains, anything else with moving water. Go to pornstore get "heavy rubber" "latex lovers" and other very strange Fetish Magazines, fill out subscription, send in cash. Switch the wires in the call box at front door. Switch the wires in the elevator. Set off smoke detectors frequently. Have "loud parties" with two-to-three friends dress appropriately and be playing a board game and classical piano music when security gets there. Yell random shit in the middle of the night -- Some of my all time favorites "Frank, bring the car around..." "I told you not to call me on the house phone..." "Never underestimate a woman scorned..." etc... [Also, having imaginary conversations very loudly late night or early morning works well.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i came this close to doing a big crips scribe at work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by KING BLING@Mar 24 2006, 06:37 AM It hurts but I love the burbs Quoted post Crips gangbkangallday in the burbs? and also, an apartment building in the burbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drasteks Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 alot of this shit is cracking me up and reminding me of some good apartment memories....im still stumped why most say leave a pile a shit when its messier to throw it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYDRO BILL Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 This is one of the funnier threads in recent memory. The crips shit is gold, as well as tossing shit at people as the leave a burning building Casek.. shit, what an image. hee hee how about police tape and some thinned red paint? Make a lil` ol` crime scene home coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYDRO BILL Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Can`t live with roommates, can`t live in apartments.... Renting is a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irobpeople Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 just epoxy wierd shit to there door like chairs and cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 cement in the washer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I think one of your neighbors should drag you out into the street and shoot you for listening to and quoting "Chamillionaire". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Mr.Selfdestruct* Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 My friends had neighbors that would always call the cops for dumb shit, and one night, knowing that I like spray paint, They asked me to decorate their garage door. I didnt feel that these neighbors were deserving of my awesome handstyles and tosses, so I just drew stick figures having sex and wrote every racial slur I could think of. Anarchy signs and swastikas too. Im not racist, I just wanted them to feel pressured to have to clean it up as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Move house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+1up Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Or if your hardcore enough wait until one day they leave the Apt. door cracked open when they run across the hall for something. And if they have one of those "spray gun" type sinks get some electrical tape and wrap it around it a bunch and when they turn it on (Expecting it to come from the faucet) it sprays them in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Mr.Selfdestruct* Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 ^^^^^If youre gonna put that much effort into it you might as well grab some electronics and appliances while youre in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by +1up@Mar 28 2006, 11:32 PM Shit just gets some dental floss and tie it tight across their door way, neck height. Quoted post that'd be mildly irritating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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