Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I've met the dopest boy on the planet. We've been talking for almost two months. He lives down in So Cal tho so we havent been able to kick it much. We have been talking like every night...till like 4am sometimes. He graduates from school today and he's comnig up next weekend to stay for a few days. I'm fucking crazy about this guy....but here's the deal... k. shut up...we met thru random people, all really leading back to myspace. We dont really have any close friends in common. But his bestfriend is friends with my bestfriend....etc. So last night he's having dinner with the whole fam, mom, grandma and grandpa, sister, etc. He's telling grandparents about me. He mentions my dad living in Chester Ca, his grandma says, "Chester! My nephew Joe Schmo lives there!" So...the boys like..."Schmo?? no way. how do you spell that..." and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister. i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin..... this type of shit doesnt happen to people. SMASH or TRASH??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE WEBBED FEET !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 thats quite a predicament... get drunk and smash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Wow, that really sucks...just don't do it, not worth the retardation you'll force upon your kids Unless you already hate your future kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 wasnt dubsface just talking about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 dude.... definitely trash. thats just.. weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 whats ok for teddy rosevelt is ok for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 actually the risk of 2 relatives having a child together come out deformed only goes up by like .5% compared to a couple of non mountain people. In other words, move to montana and marry your cousin you sicko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Smash! The scandalousness of it all makes it better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 shoot yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. THREAD. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by RiSC@Mar 23 2006, 01:37 PM thats quite a predicament... get drunk and smash Quoted post thas what i said.... who wuld ever know? shhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 you gotta be fucking kiddin' me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ehhhh, whatever, its not like you knew before, hit it a couple of times and then trash..JUST DONT GET PREG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 we're not first cousins like 3rd or 4th. but FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. you have to be kidding me. i met my cousin on myspace and fell i love with him!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ..not something id tell alot of people.. nor something id say on a BBS board for advice. thizzface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 stop being a stupid slut and let him hit your shit already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 maybe you guys could watch eachother masturbate and then have sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 hahahaha....holy shit. that sucks. what'd you do to fuck up your karma that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 23 2006, 12:43 PM stop being a stupid slut and let him hit your shit already Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 when hes going down on you, you can think about how you have a relative licking your vagina, and think of what your parents would say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 if your dad's grandmother or mother, is sister of his mother or grandmother, doesn't that make him a second cousin, or even farther down the family tree? i think it does, that would mean his folks are your dads cousins, and he's their kid. i tell you, my grandmother died, and i met a second cousin i never knew i had... boy did i wish i knew she was around, and it turned out we were going to the same college at the time. whatevs, smash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 23 2006, 12:43 PM i met my cousin on myspace and fell i love with him!? Quoted post can I use this for a sketch on my sketch comedy show? PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry to luagh, but that shit is hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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