Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i just pissed and it was aweful.. smelled like a truck stop bathroom. my piss never stinks.. was it something i ate? :spent2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 asparagus and tuna fish, if i eat em my piss stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 vitamins get me every time...asparagus too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i hate both, so it works out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Dumy gave you aids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 yeah it's prolly something you ingested, combined with a lack of hydration you can get some pretty bad smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Maybe you drank some bad piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 any hydrating fluids injested within the 5 hour time span before ejaculation will directly effect the size of your load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by SpyD@Mar 21 2006, 10:34 PM yeah it's prolly something you ingested, combined with a lack of hydration you can get some pretty bad smells Quoted post im mean usually after holding it for a while and then pissing it kinda stinks, but this was worse than usual, i almost throw up a little bit in my mouth..i seriously made me feel like i was pissing in a filthy public bathroom...i know everyone knows what thats like.. stinky urine is ONE of the worse smells known to mankind :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by nozaki@Mar 21 2006, 10:36 PM any hydrating fluids injested within the 5 hour time span before ejaculation will directly effect the size of your load Quoted post bigger load or smaller? and where did you hear this? reveal your source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by nozaki@Mar 21 2006, 09:36 PM any hydrating fluids injested within the 5 hour time span before ejaculation will directly effect the size of your load Quoted post my ex-girlfriend hated when I had mayo on a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft+Mar 21 2006, 11:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pfffffffffft - Mar 21 2006, 11:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-nozaki@Mar 21 2006, 10:36 PM any hydrating fluids injested within the 5 hour time span before ejaculation will directly effect the size of your load Quoted post bigger load or smaller? and where did you hear this? reveal your source Quoted post [/b] bigger try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i love it when my piss stinks gets me all pumped up n shit amber waves of grain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i can't view this type of website at work, but the google preview seemed on point...sorry in advance if it has nothing to do with it pfffffffffft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnt.smke.regs Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i skipped thru all the posts just cause i wanna co-sign this thread topic. i dont know why, it just feels right. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I tend to have sticky pee when i drink too many beers with a lot of hops. Harpoon IPA does it to me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 21 2006, 09:35 PM Maybe you drank some bad piss? Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by nozaki@Mar 21 2006, 10:46 PM i can't view this type of website at work, but the google preview seemed on point...sorry in advance if it has nothing to do with it pfffffffffft Quoted post I read alot of the shit on here, and surprisingly alot of people had questions about how they want to eat their sperm What the fuck, is this some shit that alot of people like to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 you got the clap! i hate walking into a bathroo, and up to the urinal, and you get that nose full of stinky unflushed urine...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My semen is very thick. You can basically pull it out of my penis, almost like a noodle. I didn't think anything of it until my girlfriend mentioned that it's unlike the semen of the other males she's been with. I was told to drink a lot of fluids and to ejaculate often, but it hasn't helped at all. I've been tested for AIDS and a few other STDs, and they have all come back negative. Is there something wrong with me, and can I change it? hahaha fuckin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 drink more water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I masturbate 5 times a week, and about 3 of those times I can usually catch my semen inside my mouth. Are the rumors true about semen putting hair on your chest? My Greek friend drinks his semen all the time, and he has a really hairy chest. If I drink more of my semen, will I start to get more hair on my chest? Hahahahahahahahahaha. wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 drink more water.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 hey dont copy me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 aha this link has all kinds of awesome people asking questions. You say you can eat your own semen but you shouldn't eat anyone else's. Why is it then that you see women eating semen all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 oops....sorry gat....i didnt see your post like 2 above me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 thats serious buisness.... copying a man's post..... we dont take kindly to your post copying kind round here. (insert hick voice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 my dream job would be to answer questions for that website and get paid. let the dream begin (sort of) Lately my semen temperature has risen quite dramatically. It isn't painful when I ejaculate, but the semen is burning hot. What is causing this, and should I be concerned? - age 22, New York stop jerking off in tea pots. I sometimes find semen coming out of the end of my penis right after taking a bowel movement. Is this something to be alarmed about? absolutely. what you've got is what is commonly referred to as a 'poop fetish'. very disgusting and looked down on by the diaper fetishists. you sir, are a second class citizen. How exactly are sperm alive? Are they alive in that they have a choice to go where they choose, like tadpoles, or are they like some kind of bacteria? your mom. Two years ago I had a operation to remove a dead testicle. Will losing one testicle affect how much semen I produce? Also, my health teacher said that every normal man has one testicle filled with "female" sperm (for a girl baby) and one with "male" sperm in it (for a boy baby) — is this true? - age 15, Australia haha nigguh. you gots a dead testicle. bwahahahahah! You said that semen sometimes contains traces of urine, and you also said that you can't contract any illnesses by eating your own semen. But what about the traces of urine? Won't the urine give you an illness? urine actually turns mortal men into sonic the hedgehog. seriously. you fuckin' sperm eating pee drinker. what the fuck? seriously? How long does sperm live outside of the body? usually until it finishes college, but then it moves back in and mooches for awhile. Most of the time when I masturbate, my semen smells like Clorox bleach. This just started about a month ago, and I am getting really worried. wash your socks with it. see what happens. When you ejaculate, what should you do with the semen? - age 15, Montana hide it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 WATER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 like everyone said, water. maybe even mix some cranberry juice in your flow. but drink ONLY water, and cranberry juice. lay off the beers and sodas and other juices. you might have a UTI. it's not as common for a guy to have a UTI as it is for a girl, but have you slept with any girls lately who have a UTI or are just dirty? (shame on you) anyway, if you cant down cranberry juice you can always buy cranberry pills. it might be your prostate also. if the smell stays go see your doctor. but for now try just drinking lots of water to flush all that stinky shit out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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