alure Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 MR.ABC..thats what she asked me too..what day my birthday was she even predicted the time i was born..which was 2am..because she said she felt intune with me..and my birthday is on the 7th.she said hers was on the 14th..which is why she felt "intune" with me..because peopel with mulitplys of 7 are similar.. and our life events restart every 9 years.. I have a name book.. which is interesting.. and i've seen the birthday book... maybe ill get it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by alure@Mar 21 2006, 07:09 PM whats your take on psychics? anybody have your forturne read? seriousy. it was fucking weird. especially because she was just a customer i was taking a order for, who started talking about my life. SHE WAS ON FUCKING POINT WITH EVERYTHING. she said in 97 i had to say goodbye to alot of people, and start new. which is true, i moved from japan to new mexico. she said in 01 was a really struggling year for me. which is true, was a very depressed time in my life. she said in 03 i started saving tons of money, and looking towards my future. which is true, i was pregnant.she said 04 was a very sentimental year for me, that i was starting fresh. which is true i moved from new mexico out here. which everyone knows was to do better for my life and my son. she said in 05 was the best finicial year for me. which is on the dot, since i had never worked for such a long period, and i started having a decent amount in my savings account. then she said next year will be a huge change for me, i will start all over in my life and she sees really good things for me and big changes. which is already true, because ill be graduating and moving, and me and my man will be moving in together. sooo... thats a lil weird right? anyone else have similar experiences? Quoted post How old are you? Not to piss on your parade but eh... if you're in your early-to-late twenties it wouldn't really be too hard to come up with any of this. I mean, most people do have to 'say goodbye' to a grip of acquaintances when they graduate from either college or highschool. Usually, around this time people are figuring out who they are and, because of that 'great goodbye', end up going through some period of feeling alienated or being depressed. Usually when people get depressed they stop being so good with money, but towards the end they get a grip and really focus on the antithesis to all the spending they've been doing (i.e. their future, a plan). The 'sentimental year' thing is bullshit because every year of your life has been sentimental because they ALL mean SOMETHING to you... so that part's bunk to boot. The 'things will get better' part is another really general statement that could apply to anyone your age because, believe it or not, most people actually do get better at managing their life/money as time goes on. I mean, not to be a dick.. but if I sat around reading books about clairvoyancy and how to read people (see: tactically apply common sense) I could easily learn to do the same thing over the course of a couple years. It's like sales: learn the general ideas and general themes that apply to people, feel out your target, put a personable spin on it then BLAM! hit 'em with the rhetoric. Not to say it's impossible but... it's pretty fucking impossible. Mysticism's a waste of think. -26SidedBitterOldManOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My friend has that book. One time she was like "I feel really bad for my brother. His birth week basically says that he'll never get married or find the right one." I said: "Isnt your brother's bday on Feb 15th?" "Yes." Me: "Mines on the 13th. Thanks for telling me that, asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 damn..I want that book..I want to be able to con- I mean see the future.. your future is what you make it..do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i know my fortune. im a lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I was walking down the street to go to happy hour once and this Romanian woman stopped me. She started telling me how she wants her daughter, who is 14, to grow up as tall and strong as I am (uhh don't ask.) So she asked me what I eat, what I used to eat, how I exercise, etc. Then as we parted shes like "What sign are you? Youve been so nice." So I told her Aquarius. And she told me that I should only date Geminis. I dont know any damn geminis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by the A squad+Mar 22 2006, 10:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (the A squad - Mar 22 2006, 10:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah its weird like, most people have the topline split off into 2 other lines....WERE GONNA BE RICH!!! thats what it means. Quoted post [/b] fuckin a! i beter go get a lottery ticket.... <!--QuoteBegin-alure@Mar 22 2006, 11:16 AM MR.ABC..thats what she asked me too..what day my birthday was she even predicted the time i was born..which was 2am..because she said she felt intune with me..and my birthday is on the 7th.she said hers was on the 14th..which is why she felt "intune" with me..because peopel with mulitplys of 7 are similar.. and our life events restart every 9 years.. I have a name book.. which is interesting.. and i've seen the birthday book... maybe ill get it.. Quoted post a friend of mine had a name book, it was super accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I was watching the pyschic network one time with this one bitch..and my other bitch called..and I was like "I bet this is that other bitch" so I took the call in the next room and sure enough..it was my other bitch.. CRAZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i want this book that youre all talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 there has been few times where i can predict the immediate future, but im usually on point when i do. but yes.. its true.. i dream of my future maybe thats why im so sure that north korea is gonna drop a bomb on hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube+Mar 21 2006, 06:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (26SidedCube - Mar 21 2006, 06:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-alure@Mar 21 2006, 07:09 PM whats your take on psychics? anybody have your forturne read? seriousy. it was fucking weird. especially because she was just a customer i was taking a order for, who started talking about my life. SHE WAS ON FUCKING POINT WITH EVERYTHING. she said in 97 i had to say goodbye to alot of people, and start new. which is true, i moved from japan to new mexico. she said in 01 was a really struggling year for me. which is true, was a very depressed time in my life. she said in 03 i started saving tons of money, and looking towards my future. which is true, i was pregnant.she said 04 was a very sentimental year for me, that i was starting fresh. which is true i moved from new mexico out here. which everyone knows was to do better for my life and my son. she said in 05 was the best finicial year for me. which is on the dot, since i had never worked for such a long period, and i started having a decent amount in my savings account. then she said next year will be a huge change for me, i will start all over in my life and she sees really good things for me and big changes. which is already true, because ill be graduating and moving, and me and my man will be moving in together. sooo... thats a lil weird right? anyone else have similar experiences? Quoted post How old are you? Not to piss on your parade but eh... if you're in your early-to-late twenties it wouldn't really be too hard to come up with any of this. I mean, most people do have to 'say goodbye' to a grip of acquaintances when they graduate from either college or highschool. Usually, around this time people are figuring out who they are and, because of that 'great goodbye', end up going through some period of feeling alienated or being depressed. Usually when people get depressed they stop being so good with money, but towards the end they get a grip and really focus on the antithesis to all the spending they've been doing (i.e. their future, a plan). The 'sentimental year' thing is bullshit because every year of your life has been sentimental because they ALL mean SOMETHING to you... so that part's bunk to boot. The 'things will get better' part is another really general statement that could apply to anyone your age because, believe it or not, most people actually do get better at managing their life/money as time goes on. I mean, not to be a dick.. but if I sat around reading books about clairvoyancy and how to read people (see: tactically apply common sense) I could easily learn to do the same thing over the course of a couple years. It's like sales: learn the general ideas and general themes that apply to people, feel out your target, put a personable spin on it then BLAM! hit 'em with the rhetoric. Not to say it's impossible but... it's pretty fucking impossible. Mysticism's a waste of think. -26SidedBitterOldManOner Quoted post [/b] yeah..no i see your point of view by all means. logically what you just said makes sense. but at the same time.. she was too on point. and she said people's who's birthday are on multiplys of 7 are basically on the same life track. so her life would have been similar too. know what i mean? i dont know if that makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I got attacked by a German Shepard when I was six too. Fucking strange. Maybe I was seven, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm a gemini... and I have a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm a libra :love3:, in case you were wondering. which i doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 forget it im sick of posting in these popular threads. by the time i type what i want to say the threads already blown up faster than a fat kid with peanut allergies and my comment makes about as much sense as a seagull when your drunk. Bad times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 AW SHIT THERE YOU GO DUBS A GEMINI WITH A PEN 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 PEN1XOMGLALAVAGH073!!!!)@!(@@!??!?!12321! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i'm a virgo..what that book say about virgo's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 that theyre boring, especially in bed. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 That their weiners aren't as big as Gemini's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 OUUUCCHHH well that's a gottdamn lie.. fuck clairvoyance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 haha right now was one of those moments.. im at work and start cracking up in my own lil world..and everyone asks "hey what are you laughing about over there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Mar 21 2006, 08:54 PM I'm a libra :love3:, in case you were wondering. which i doubt. Quoted post So by 'libra' you mean 'nymphomaniac'? I was really born under the zodiac Labia... with my southern hemisphere in Statutorious. So I mean, we're peace if you're under 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 take from it what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 let 26 hit it catface..y'all the same sign.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 libra with another libra doesnt work. Its like putting together positive ends of a magnet. even tho there is this one libra that i wanna... well nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Naw, Cat face i'm a virgo not a libra..its cool though, you can still hit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 pulllllease. I used to date a virgo. He was soooooo fucking boring. I swear. I've met friend's grandparents that have more fuckin spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Bullshit, I saw Border Bangers 14. Labia to Labia works like a charm. Edit: I really need to start posting faster. You motherfuckers are on the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Mar 21 2006, 09:08 PM pulllllease. I used to date a virgo. He was soooooo fucking boring. I swear. I've met friend's grandparents that have more fuckin spunk. Quoted post yeah, but he was also white and had a penix smaller than a babies.. so, a lot different from me.. I "black" [slang for large penix] and also I have a penix the size of a babies entire body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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