SilentBob Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by Milton@Mar 21 2006, 03:35 PM I understand that, it isn't unreasonable at all. I told him that the second he started the conversation. I said specifically "I understand that you want things done, that's cool, ask me and I'll take care of it." I've lived with people for going on 6 years, if you have a problem you can say "I have a problem, can you fix it." What you don't do is lock someone out, pop up at the door and then start accusing them of shit, and after they have already said they'll fix it, continue to demand things. You also don't say shit like "Why should I have to ask you," or "what are you going to do about it?" I don't know how things are where dude is from, but in my opinion "what are you going to do about it" is an invitation for someone to take a swing at you. As far as I'm concerned, I was living here for six months alone, if you come in and want to change things, you need to say so instead of smiling like a goofball every time I see you and then one day flipping out and bitching about eight things that you don't like. I'm not dudes boyfriend, we don't have a 'relationship' to work on. The moral of the story is, if you want someone to do something, talk to them like a man instead of waiting for all this shit to become a confrontation. Edit: As a side note, we don't have "shared property." Dude has been shamelessly using my shit since the jump and then he yells about how I shouldn't stack books up and that he "understands I have financial trouble" but "I need to buy a book case." That's the problem, I don't complain about dude leaving piles of sneakers in the dining area, nor do I complain about him leaving open umbrellas on the kitchen counter to dry them off. I just chalked it up to us needing to be understanding about some shit in order to live together harmoniously. I guess that doesn't go both ways... Quoted post Yeah the rule is you just ask for stuff in a direct non confrontational way when it becomes an issue. So I guess your actions are fair enough. still immature. But ce la vie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 when you move out.. and live with your girlfriend... take some trophies or leave some light bulbs and not pay the rent... lol thats what i did to the dyke bitch that booted me out so she could have her wierd sex friends move in... im talkin about a 6'4" guy that likes his girlfriend to fuck him in the ass... gay people are fuckin wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 21 2006, 01:22 PM You own a gun dont you? You should just be sitting up one morning and when he comes out of his room, leave the gun on the table and just turn it so its pointing in his direction and look at him all crazy like in the movies. Challenge him to a game of russian roulette. If you own a pistol make sure he goes first. Quoted post Goddamn. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 yeah, Yuck that's that next..he could just whoop the niggas ass.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by Milton@Mar 21 2006, 11:35 AM The moral of the story is, if you want someone to do something, talk to them like a man instead of waiting for all this shit to become a confrontation. Quoted post so has there actually been a 'confrotation?' or just a whole lotta man-talk ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 pistol whip a nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Jerk off on his pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 that is so fucked up... i would pull pranks on him but i think bodily fluids are just taking it a tad far.... hit him in the face with a wiffle ball bat when he is sleeping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "i be on the beach with my bitch tannin' i'm a gangsta nigga, you just a nick cannon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it. Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room. Start hiding carrots and unwrapped condoms in the couch cushions. If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Then kick him in the ballsack. Speaking of ballsacks, any time dude walks into the room you should start tapping yours and smiling at him. Fuck it. Jack off into his socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Mar 22 2006, 03:24 PM that is so fucked up... i would pull pranks on him but i think bodily fluids are just taking it a tad far.... hit him in the face with a wiffle ball bat when he is sleeping... Quoted post :haha: i hit my roomate in the face with a pack of newports one time cause he wouldnt stop snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 There was no actual fight. But there was no "man talk" either. He came at the situation like a total bitch, nagging about things, etc. I'm pretty sure I scare him too much for him to do anything about it except complain to the apartment manager... I've started blaming parking tickets on him double parking in our spots. It seems to work well so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 SAY yaah, shibescki. I'm your hyung, respect me and you wont die. stupid korean anime nerds....gives my race a bad name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 you should get a toy that means a lot to him and never let him see it.. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 22 2006, 07:37 PM SAY yaah, shibescki. I'm your hyung, respect me and you wont die. stupid korean anime nerds....gives my race a bad name Quoted post do you have a hot sister.. because im all over the korean ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 ......shes got a boyfriend.......anyways she probably already knows who you are..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 wait, so is she hot? cause you know, attaction is important.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 22 2006, 08:59 PM Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it. Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room. Quoted post Hahahaha This thread is highly entertaining. -note to self, don't make enemy of twentysixsidedcubeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 im glad i never had to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 man just start pissing in bottles and leaving them around the house in different spots uncapped for him to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 22 2006, 03:59 PM Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it. Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room. Start hiding carrots and unwrapped condoms in the couch cushions. If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Then kick him in the ballsack. Speaking of ballsacks, any time dude walks into the room you should start tapping yours and smiling at him. Fuck it. Jack off into his socks. Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 22 2006, 03:59 PM If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Quoted post this is probably the most creative thing ive read in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 oh yeah switch all the bills to his name and run them up right before he moves out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by spectr@Mar 23 2006, 06:36 PM man just start pissing in bottles and leaving them around the house in different spots uncapped for him to find. Quoted post my roomate did this cause he was to lazy to go to the bathroom till i stabbed him with a pen... violence the solution to any problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 hahah, as we all know it's all about drink cups as the method to get rid of trash. set half empty cups on the table, you can spit in them, put cigarettes in them, and stuff in anything that will fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 this thread couldn't be gayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 23 2006, 07:59 AM Crucify his anime figurines and throw his fish at him when he asks about it. Every time 'friend' is over start watching porno with the volume up all the way. Bonus if you can procure some sort of Pig-face mask to wear when leaving your room. Start hiding carrots and unwrapped condoms in the couch cushions. If dude buys snack cakes, take those fuckers and suck the filing out with a straw. Then replace it with ketchup and seal 'em back up with an iron. Then when he asks about it, wink at him. Then kick him in the ballsack. Speaking of ballsacks, any time dude walks into the room you should start tapping yours and smiling at him. Fuck it. Jack off into his socks. Quoted post this made me laugh for ages man just tell him he is a prick and draw a line in the house and give him like no space and just be all ,'if you cross my line i will crush your figures and spew on your fish.' if that fails vomit on his face while he is asleep and say it wasn't you. sorry her all masculineness about te spook are now feminine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 21 2006, 10:14 AM back when one of my old roommates would get sick...dude would just camp out in the living room on the couch and everyone else would eventually get sick. we finally resorted to spraying him and the entire room down with Lysol and he finally got the point to keep his fucking germs in his own damn room. Quoted post sorry... a little off topic....but after reading this....it reminded me...does anyone know if these things work?....has anyone tried em?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Mar 22 2006, 08:09 PM yeah, Yuck that's that next..he could just whoop the niggas ass.. Quoted post I dont care how nerdy any asian kid is, I bet they can karate chop your face in half. Ask swif. A shooting is the only sollution. 26 you got me rollin. I missed all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$2 dollar well drinks Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 my first roomate did way to much cocaine, my second roomate was snowboarder/golfer zumiezed out dude from a farming town. He was cool but one day i got there and he was moving out, and i was like what the fuck, and then he did that wierd flip out thing your asian dude did, and i was like thanks for communicating. Then when he left the room, i took his bum fights dvd and took back some polo shirts id kicked him down cause im a boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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