NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 haha.. waiting for her ex to sweep her off of her feet to dump her on her ass again. this is our relationship i think she thinks if she fucks me, she wont love him anymore and that scares her a simple thought that im pretty sure one of these assholes might go and tell her.. i've written one of these before and this guy i know... showed the girl what i wrote of her on 12oz, hoping that she would love him for it. if its not the cops you gotta worry about.. its little fags that point out my typings on the internet to the girls im talking about isnt that gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 19 2006, 10:56 PM i saw that she was making herself mad. so i think to buy her lunch since she said she was hungry.. she has a problem lookin for lunch.. so i say fuck it.. go buy her some subway Quoted post Subway? Real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 How broke is ho(e)? She sort of got you when she walked away. YOu were probably in a state of shock when that happened huh? Haha, any idea how she got back from the mall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 20 2006, 02:39 AM haha.. waiting for her ex to sweep her off of her feet to dump her on her ass again. this is our relationship i think she thinks if she fucks me, she wont love him anymore and that scares her a simple thought that im pretty sure one of these assholes might go and tell her.. i've written one of these before and this guy i know... showed the girl what i wrote of her on 12oz, hoping that she would love him for it. if its not the cops you gotta worry about.. its little fags that point out my typings on the internet to the girls im talking about isnt that gay? Quoted post Yeah, that's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 i think you've said this before, NightOwl. "same soul in different girls" word to the third. you've actually made my day. you had a date worse than the one i just had with my x. hahahahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 the cookie stand girl.. a mutal friend, one of my crew's little sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 but youre right.. i thought to myself... wtf? i did nothing wrong... i told jokes that she laughed at and used the same jokes to say that i was pushing her buttons. like i said .. right when i was about to say something in defence.. she stood up and walked away.... like a braty little girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 19 2006, 09:47 PM but youre right.. i thought to myself... wtf? i did nothing wrong... i told jokes that she laughed at and used the same jokes to say that i was pushing her buttons. like i said .. right when i was about to say something in defence.. she stood up and walked away.... like a braty little girl Quoted post hmmm. well my date with my x today went similar. i made a joke about her very obvious ehtnic features. she called me a filthy spic, i told her, fine, but i still seen you naked, so you want some starbucks or what? she said how about some jamba juice salsa prick. so i said sure. wait till she got out of the car, she walked in, i turned around, got in the car and took the fuck off. an hour later i get 4 voicemails filled with crying bullshit messages. dumb bitches. i swear, theyre more abundant in hawaii than anywhere else. i swear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 im kinda over hawaii chicks... its not like in cali where they come to your house count all the guests and pull out a line of condoms asking if they think they have enough first observation i made when i came back.. these girls are gold diggers and dont know how to dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 let's turn this into a thread about mad bitches i'll share a story. k awhile back i was addicted to weed (i had stuff grown with chemicals good but addictive) anywayz this chick says quit so i did the flipside was i was drinking every morning instead of smoking weed throughout the day and she hated me looking at porn and so we break up a about 2 weeks later because i changed so much... GUESS WHAT BITCH THAT'S COZ I KICKED AN ADDICTION next thing i know sh'e bitching behind my back and trying to find nos bottles while getting drunk every 10 seconds but it's all good this chick i know hates her and punched her in the face ahh funny day that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 You're black. Aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 me naah i'm not black she was just a massive bitch besides i'm an arrogant drummer lol naah i'm a drummer i just fuck with people but never girls i never hit girls ever i respect all women except 2-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 20 2006, 02:22 AM funniest date ever. go to the girls house she gets in car and says "name" you need to get a job to buy me nice things me: you should bring a sweater its gonna be cold she gets out me: vroom edit* you made the right decision Quoted post this is perfect good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 yeah, well while we're on the topic here's a classic tragedy from a summer or 2 ago.. I had plans to meet up with my ex after she got off work so we could "talk about things" her idea,not mine. so i wait, and wait, and finally i find out through a mutual friend she's out with a guy that she knows will piss me off... fast forward 2 hours later after ive been though quite a bit of alchohol i show up at her house and try to confront her about what happened earlier, mind you her guy friend and two of his friends are still there. I in my stupor invite all 3 of them for a scrap in the front yard but instead my x ends up in the front yard yelling at me then slugging me right in the face, hard enough to only piss me off for the moment, shortly after that, and more yelling and threats, a friend who i had brought dragged me back to the car and we headed home. fuck we haven't spoken to this day, fuck a fatal attraction :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 man you tried to buy that bitch some subway fuck that next time just pick something out the trash can for the bitch and go buy a lobster for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 It was a nice gesture homie, and I know she was acting a fool, but subway? Subway is whack. Maybe that's why she was heated. Either way you are better without a crazy bitch like that in your life. Girls have 3 desirable qualites 1) Single 2) Sane 3) Sexy Unfortunately you can only choose two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Yeah, subway? That's almost as bad as taking a vegetarian to a cheesesteak shop. It's been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 20 2006, 07:39 AM haha.. waiting for her ex to sweep her off of her feet to dump her on her ass again. this is our relationship i think she thinks if she fucks me, she wont love him anymore and that scares her a simple thought that im pretty sure one of these assholes might go and tell her.. i've written one of these before and this guy i know... showed the girl what i wrote of her on 12oz, hoping that she would love him for it. if its not the cops you gotta worry about.. its little fags that point out my typings on the internet to the girls im talking about isnt that gay? Quoted post HAha. That sucks man. If people ever bring up 2oz around me in real life I act suprised that such a place even exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 fuck a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 hahaha.. maybe i shoulda gone with quiznos... lol :haha: im just over it... you can try and be a nice guy and even a friend, but i guess it always comes down to secret agendas... i hate that shit too... cause in reality... i dont like fucking some girls just cause i feel it'll ruin the friendship i have no idea what that girl thinks of me, i wonder why she likes to sleep in my bed with me, or get drunk and pretty much show everybody else that im the one protecting her as if i were her boyfriend... but i show people that im not er man by fucking around with other girls when she's around.. something she clearly doesnt like i dont know.... shits wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 all i can think of now is my chicky coworkers that love it when i kiss thier necks when i hug them.. they're young too and like to fight over who gets the boto botos locos infact... ima call and see where they're at right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 haha.. wussup muthamolesta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 shoulda thrown a drink in her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnorMacManus Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 20 2006, 03:11 AM When she got up to leave you shoulda grabbed her by the arm and said something to the effect of "Bitch dont you ever walk away when im speaking." Then if she mouths off a back hand is in order. Know you'll know for if this ever happens again. Quoted post cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Night Owl I'm in agreeance 100%, and I never realized this fact until you said it. All the girls that are my friends have jobs. All the girls that are hoes dont. Being able to hold down a job and self sustain a lifestyle is a crutial factor when assessing if some chick's mentally stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 As for what the girl thinks of you, she could like you, hate you, or be way too mentally unstable to actually rationalize why she's being a bitch. I swung with this one chick for a while who was so mentally retarded from smoking weed, she never completed a thought. You could ask her for her opinion on anything, like a movie she just saw and she'd ramble for five minutes leaving you feeling stupid just for listening. She'd have adolescent manic depression episodes followed by acting extremely mature and put together, one day suicide girl, next day daddy's little angel.. the only constant with her was her performance in bed. When I first met her I thought it was a front, acting stupid was her way of not letting on that she uses sex to control things, but after a while I realized even that concept was lost on her. Now I just labled her type as scenester and avoid the crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 all this thread did is make me hungry for some subway. should have said "YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO ME" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princeofatlantis Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO FINDS IT FUNNY AND IRONIC WHEN SHIT KEEPS GOING WRONG ON DATES AND SHIT.DONT THINK OF YOURSELF ON A DATE THINK OF MERELY A PORTRAYAL OF YOUR EMOTIONS INTERACTING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN AND JUST SIT BACK AND TAKE IT IN LIKE A TV SHOW. IF IT PISSES THE GIRL OFF ITS ALLRIGHT BECAUSE YOULL STILL BE HAVING A GOOD TIME AND IF THEY LIKE YOU ITS EVEN MORE BADASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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