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What condoms would you use?...joke...

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If a slogan was a condom, which would you use?


Nike: Just do it.

Toyota: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.

Secret: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford: The best never rest.

Chevy: Like a rock.

Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.

Avis: Trying harder than ever.

KFC: Finger-Licking Good.

Lays: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbells Soup: Mmm, mmm good.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T: "Reach out and touch someone."

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"

Chevron: Use them? People do.

Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.

Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop!

Hanes (ladies): Just my size!

Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open!

The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now!

Flintstone: It's rockhard, but it gets the job done.

Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it.

7up: It's an up thing.

Exxon: Rely on the tiger.

Nissan: Enjoy the ride.

Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all.

Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer

Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction

Volkswagon: Drivers Wanted.

Downy: Come on in

Duracell: Can't top the copper top

Breyers: Taste, not technology

Glade Fresh Scents: Plug it in, Plug it in

Sprite: Obey your thirst

Toyota: I love what you do for me

Cryspex: Crispy to the end

Kellogg's Mini Wheats: Bite and smile

Starburst: The juice is loose

:lol: Kraft: When the juice starts flowing, Kraft gets your noodle going!

Coca Cola: Just for the feel of it!

Taco Bell: Want some?

Mazda: It just feels right!

Burger King: Have it your way.

Extra: Extra flavour, Extra fun.

Velveta Cheese: It's the creamiest

Die Hard battery: Whats under your hood?

Snickers: Packed with peanuts and really satisfies

Sears: Come see the softer side

JCPenney: I love your style

Dockers: Nice pants

Secret Sheer Dry: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman

USA: Up all night

NAPA Auto Parts: We keep America's engine's running

Preperahation H: Stops itch and further irritation

Red Lobster: Our crabs don't pinch

Maxwell Cappicunnio: The magic without the machine

TheraFlu: Instant compfort and relief you can count on

Panteen Pro-v: So health looking, it shines!

McCain Rising Crust Pizza: Rise up! Rise up!

JC Penny: Doing it right!

Sprint Canada: Dime a minute!

Snapple:Made from the best stuff on earth!

Gatorade: Is it in you?

Submitted by: Fred and John (frl@canada.com)

Surge: Feed the Rush!

Beef: It's what's for dinner!

Pork: The other white meat.

Milk: I'll do your body good!

Speed Stick: Anything less would be uncivilized.

Speed Stick: It does the job without the flaky white stuff.

Moutain Dew: It's smooth and goes down easy too.

Moutain Dew: You'll discover what's inside quenches like no other

Ball Park Franks: They plump when you cook'em.

Navy: Full Speed Ahead!

Marines: The few, the proud.

Twix: Two for me, none for you.

Allstate: You're in good hands.

EA Sports: If it's in the game, it's in the game.

N64: You in?

N64: Get in or get out.

Pepsi One: Taste the difference.

Altoids: The strongest in a metal box.

Toyota: For everyday people.

UPS: Garunteed Overnight.

Herbal Essence: A totally organic experience.

American Express: Don't leave home without it.

NFL: Feel the power.

MLB: It's unbelievable.

WCW: Where the big boys play.

The Food Network: It's not hard when you know how to do it.

:D Domino's Delivery: We'll come in 30 minutes, or its free.

Playboy TV: Turn us on.

NFL: Break through the defence

Welches: Just too good to gulp!

Mac Tools: It Gets the Job done.

Coca Cola: Enjoy!

Milk: Are you getting enough?

Telstra: Making it easy for you

British Airways: 24 hours/day - 7 days/week - Both ways

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double mint. cuz they always have hot chicks in their commercials.

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gee i like them all but the flintstones vitamins....


ten million strong.....and growing.......get sick. hahahehe

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The new york lotto cause its funny "cause hey you never know" and cause my add kick in while trying to read the rest of the list

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Guest wakassOATH
Originally posted by graffitiSUX

i never use condoms, so i could care less


heh come to canada.. i think we are in like the lowest percent of people who use condomes

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"Can you rap and snack at the same time?"

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Guest Remy Martin

Rustoleom would be me......


Superior Coverage and Lasting Beauty.

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