SilentBob Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ok so it's not as dramatic as it sounds. I live in one of the rougher parts of my city. (It's slowly turning all artfag/young proffession, but its orginal occupants are still here, which makes for break and enter heaven for alot of them). I'm chilling in this backstreet with my door open on the phone to my father about some shit. Two aboriginal girls around the 8-10 yr old mark are walking up it. They look all sweet from a distance so I'm like whatever. As they get closer I notice they've both got some tatoos. They eye me out. Then both take a long hard look up my stairwell to see if there are any valuables in view. One spits on the ground after walking well passed me. *As if to say "dude ain't got shit in there" This brings me to my next point. For some reason my father is like a jinks to me. He calls me at the most inappropriate times. Last time he was at my house there were two dudes on bicycles looking for places to rob riding along my street. He even almost got me stabbed once when I was in my teens and I was painting with some junkies hanging around. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 you should have abducted them and made new lamp shades with their skins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 aboriginal folk have a offbeat sense of humor.. no comment from my reservation bred self on the topic of you getting robbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 Yeah, they are just poor dude. Such is life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 wait so they looked up your stairs, and then spit on the ground later, and that's it? and they were 9 years old? casing your house for a jack is kind of a big leap my dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 dude next time follow them home and rob thier houses for everything then leave a note saying thank you have a good day come again please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by SilentBob@Mar 18 2006, 06:58 PM Two aboriginal girls around the 8-10 yr old mark are walking up it. Quoted post So, you're in australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 i'm not current too much on the situation of aboriginal people down there.. but somthing like that doesnt surprise me much. but on a lighter note. i have a good buddy of mine i grew up with that was much like your dad in being a jinx.. i swear everytime we hung out somthing fucked up would happen.. like the one time we walked to the mall from our pad. we saw a car accident,got chased by some gangbangers,and saw some gay dude giving some guy head in his car..then realized when we got to the mall they sold the last x-men vs streetfighter for playstation 3 hours ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 edit for privacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 you should have punched those fucking browns in their fucking brown faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 fucking word up dudeness word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 do you live in redfern or some shit man aha we have no problems with the aboriginals here they all live in the country on farms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she77er Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 you should find out the girls phone numbers and call them and tell them that you dont deserve to be treated that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by she77er@Mar 19 2006, 09:47 AM you should find out the girls phone numbers and call them and tell them that you dont deserve to be treated that way. Quoted post thats just never going to die is it. i hope not anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by she77er@Mar 18 2006, 08:47 PM you should find out the girls phone numbers and call them and tell them that you dont deserve to be treated that way. Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 WHODIELIFE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 You got 3 min before sakroe comes in here and says something about the truth hurting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 silent bob, i'm calling redfern, surry hills, waterloo and Glebe in that order. Am I on the money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 19, 2006 Author Share Posted March 19, 2006 actually not at all. But those would be the logical choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 where else is trendy cool yet still abolicious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LADIESLOVE Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 sound like a paranoid white dude... go back to your parents in the suburbs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 when i was in 7th grade some dude in his 30s punched me in the head and my dad hunted dude down and broke his hand smashing the dudes face into the cement. there was a small blood puddle too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by GamblersGrin@Mar 19 2006, 04:44 PM when i was in 7th grade some dude in his 30s punched me in the head and my dad hunted dude down and broke his hand smashing the dudes face into the cement. there was a small blood puddle too. Quoted post my dad could beat your dad up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 My dad was a pro kickboxer, but more importantly is an angry Italian man...my dad could beat all your dads up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 my dad grew up in gary indiana...so by default he could stomp all your dads...then rob them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 yea gary is pretty cut-throat. gary/asshole of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 weeeerrrd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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