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Jimmy Jump

AN ARMY OF PROSTITUTES.

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"Football and prostitution are a great match," said Hans-Henning Schneidereit, owner of the St. Pauli's Safari Cabaret, renowned for its sex shows.

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haha.... yeah fucking bimbos while watching sweaty men playing grabass and eating high cholestoral food and drinking beer.... sounds like... valhalla?

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Prostitutes Steal Secret Software from US Army

 

Prostitutes stole a portable computer with secret software from US Army soldiers currently conducting military exercises in Poland. The computer disappeared when three programmers of the US Army invited prostitutes to dinner and to drink. The men fell asleep rather quickly. However, when they woke up in the morning, they discovered that their computer disappeared; in addition to the computer, the girls also stole a digital camera and a pair of speakers.

 

The US Army HQ estimated the loss to be 120,000 dollars, about 100,000 of the sum is the cost of the secret software. It is the theft of the software that actually worries army officers very much, as the computer contained secret information concerning the US Army.

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^^^ Whoa that's some mata hari shit there. Either that or they were desperate for more money for more coke. What's the odds of those computers showing up in the nearest pawn shop?

 

now i'm getting football mixed up with soccer.

you know soccer did what the nazis couldn't. bring the world together.

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Originally posted by Jimmy Jump@Mar 16 2006, 07:55 AM

Prostitutes Steal Secret Software from US Army

 

Prostitutes stole a portable computer with secret software from US Army soldiers currently conducting military exercises in Poland. The computer disappeared when three programmers of the US Army invited prostitutes to dinner and to drink. The men fell asleep rather quickly. However, when they woke up in the morning, they discovered that their computer disappeared; in addition to the computer, the girls also stole a digital camera and a pair of speakers.

 

The US Army HQ estimated the loss to be 120,000 dollars, about 100,000 of the sum is the cost of the secret software. It is the theft of the software that actually worries army officers very much, as the computer contained secret information concerning the US Army.

 

 

buahahah

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But some sex workers, like Sindy in Berlin, wonder what the fuss is about and are actually thinking of getting off the streets when the soccer circus comes to town.

 

"I can tell you that most men who watch a soccer game also have quite a few beers and that's not exactly boosting their standing power, quite literally, which makes them serious cheapskates. Actually, I think this might be the right time for me to take a holiday."

 

HA.

 

 

..that shit about hookers ripping off the army deserves its own thread.

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