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For the past 2 1/2 years i have slept on couches, in cars, on crappy mattresses, on floors, etc...

 

But since I got my new place I got a fat ass queen size bed and I was using a random assortment of blankets and sheets which did the job but....something was missing...

 

....yes...sheets, clean white virgin sheets and a bad ass comforter cover is what i got last night and I tell you it made such a difference in the way i slept....It was like sleeping in a virgins vagina. I really didn't wanna get up out of bed this morning.

 

I can't to do the ol' "in out, in out" under the canopy of my new sheets.

 

Fuck........i love my bed :king:

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wow..i'm excited for you dog..last night I got new insoles for my wallebees and creamed myself..

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Originally posted by LENS@Mar 15 2006, 11:28 AM

For the past 2 1/2 years i have slept on couches, in cars, on crappy mattresses, on floors, etc...

 

But since I got my new place I got a fat ass queen size bed and I was using a random assortment of blankets and sheets which did the job but....something was missing...

 

....yes...sheets, clean white virgin sheets and a bad ass comforter cover is what i got last night and I tell you it made such a difference in the way i slept....It was like sleeping in a virgins vagina. I really didn't wanna get up out of bed this morning.

 

I can't to do the ol' "in out, in out" under the canopy of my new sheets.

 

Fuck........i love my bed :king:

 

 

Strange. I could have written this in december. I spent 7 1/2 months on a couch, then got my own space with my own new queen sized bed. Banging. Were coming up.

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I like to go to stores and lay on the posturpedic mattresses. I might spin by the massage chairs too... hey a guy can dream... lol

I'm just lucky my room came with a bed. I'd probably be on an air mattress right now.

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^^^

 

pee my bed?

 

not anytime soon.

 

It's like holy ground.....I never thought I would be so excited to fall asleep

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A club of folks that treat their new beds and sheets like an unspoiled landscape...

 

 

All hail clean sheets and sick comforter covers!...flicks to be posted tommorrow!

 

A threesome in my new bed would be the ultimate christening

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mMmm, i do have a queen in storage, and im moving out soon so im excited...gonna rent apartment for 2 months, then go to korea, then move into condo........yesssss.......godamn your lucky lens. I miss havING a soft bed to sleep on. FUCK I WANNA MOVE

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I saw a guy sleeping on a piece of cardboard under a walkway this morning on my way to work. If it wasn't for the wind, he'd probably have a fine layer of snow on his jacket.

 

It didn't look comfortable.

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I had the same ugly flannel sheets for about 5 years everygirl i brought over would complain how ugly/hot they were. Then my last girlfriend said something about it and then on my birthday she made me leave my house got a surprise she was dressed up in this hot little jean skirt and a red sox wife beater kinda thing i left came back and she said ok you have to look for your present i walked all over the house passed my room like 5 times and was like where is it she goes look in your room FUCKING BRAND NEW BED SET PILLOWS SHEETS BLANKETS THE WORKS!!! so fucking comfortable nice and white i looked at her scooped her in my arms and had crazy wild jungle sex all over that thing to break the shit in. mmmmm i have to get back with her...

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Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 15 2006, 09:42 PM

godamn your lucky lens. I miss havING a soft bed to sleep on. FUCK I WANNA MOVE

 

Oh man, please believe the years of bullshit nocturnal accomodations i had to deal with before i got to this point.

 

- reworked mattresses from Goodwill...all stuffed with wires and hair clippings from barber shops

 

- seedy couches people had fucked on

 

- my car on several occasions...

 

- the three weeks i moved back home and I was sleeping on my moms pokey ass couch (no fucking thank god)

 

- the guest bed at my chicks house....not the worst bed but her little sisters grimey bf would sleep in it the nights I wasn't there and rather than risk scabies i ended up sleeping on the floor. Which brings me to....

 

-FLOORS....hardwood, carpeted, half and half.....ugh....waking up to painful and contorted back. Only good floor crashes were on top of fancy and exotic persian rugs with deep piles......ummmm, so comfy

 

So yes, this is a very big deal for me getting this bed. I love the way how crisp sheets feel all cool and nice when you first get underneath them at night.....it's the best feeling.

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memory foam is where it's at. unless you can drop 5g's on a bed. which one day i'm sure i will. but that day ain't comin anytime soon.

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Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 15 2006, 09:54 PM

wait...whats a comfortoer?

a comforter is a big fluffy quilt usually stuffed with goose down or light feather. I have a bad ass one that cost about $400 but it was worth every penny....they're really comfortable and keep you warm in the winter, cool in the summer

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yo lens pull this combo if you can.

 

make your bed real nice. [no homo]

take a hot shower. [no homo]

slip into cool sheets (naked). [no homo]

instant best sleep ever.

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Look what a hot Swedish girl did to my crisp sheets.

You may remember these pictures from 'The Period Blood Thread'.

 

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I scrolled all teh way down teh page and before i read anything i thought that somebody was shot on that bed. godamn that is a lot of blood.

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