.poetry.

[the.crooked]

ha.

 

 

Nietzsche always said the poet is what the philosopher wishes he was.

[onewaykids]

nah dude, just write their name, they love that shit.:cool:

then you can smash ther box :D

[simon_kenton]

dude, are you serious?

 

 

shit i liked it

[Tavaruawon]

I wrote this poem about fucking my friends mom.

 

Bit a couple of the lines, but whatevs. It was something I gave to him for his birthday and he thought it was funny. We tight like that.

 

So its about time I've gotta clear my mind

Man I need to tell ya' some shit

See I've been bangin' an elephant

Mostly from behind, good thats off my chest

And the fact that we wuz once best friends

Lets pretend its irrelevant-

The decision wasnt very intelligent

So I boned ya' moms for the hell of it

Dude it aint my fault she screwed me like a Dewault-

Three in the mornin' while you and pops was snorin'

The Chardonnay was pourin- outta the blue, bitch said-

"Cody, I'm old and lonely, its true, so come over here and hold me"

 

Her jive was corny, old ladies barely alive and horny

The temptress begged and pleaded, bitch was relentless

Got down on her knees- it was dick that she needed

Way too easy yet eager to please me

Plus, I could use a good releasing

So I sat back thinkin' and drinkin'

Her twats probably ran through, cold and moldy

Like sailing in a sea of cheese, mildew and STD's

And what the fuck is that stinkin'?

So under the robe and onto her boobies I felt

Realized it was her booty that smelt

Cock got soft and I backed up off her-

"Bitch please! Douche that cooch with some Summers Eve!"

 

Shits getting wierd as I'm sippin' my beer

I'm about to leave- she made an offer I could barely concieve

"It's urgent I just want to be close to a virgin. I can play nurse and you can be my surgeon"

 

Common sense left me, I looked up and said-

"Girrrl, I think ya' sexy and I'll toss your posture like a monster if you let me. You know the next best thing to resting is sloppy-wet-sex and wrestling. Your snatch is hot stock skyrocketing and I feel like investing."

 

So I'm steady stickin' my dick off in this bitches thick lips

Breastfeedin, hot and heavy- she's wet and ready

Flopping like a fish, looking hella rediculous

Already getting sick of this slut-

Pulled out of her butt and popped one off on her gut

Godamn shit was vicious and wrong!

"Alright no more fuckin', stick with the suckin'"

 

Bobbin on my schlong

Bitch got me off three times

During just one Akon song

Still slap happy with my cock in her lap

She looked up from my jock and smiled-

"Whats next big pappy?"

 

"Biiiitch! Its six oclock in the morning' I can't do no more and my balls are about empty. Whats next? Shit its tempting.

Fetch me some breakfast whore, then you can have whats left of me. I'm sore and you look tore up so I think we better play gently."