Frate_Raper Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Five days......I've been eating alot of food that would normally make my asshole a pink hangy sock(SKUNK) but NOTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 maybe someone shoved a cork up your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 CHECK THESE LINKS: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...l=suppositories http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...l=suppositories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 wep......seriously man come over and I'll give you six pack to blow tequilla up my ass in some sort of weird home made enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 oh man, that would burn the fuck up! But I would consider doing it for a four tallboys -hell, I'd make the agonizing scream my ringtone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 hollar west end...i got the sousa cool'n! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 that's when you know you belong in the West end. Mixing "Sauza" up with a Portuguese last name. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 i've gotten like that... a couple times actually. it'll come out, maybe not all at once, but nature will proceed... eventually. whatever u do, don't drink milk, it'll just make ur farts smell like WOOAHHHHHH you are experiencing gassiness correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by Frate Raper@Mar 14 2006, 01:07 AM seriously man come over and I'll give you six pack to blow tequilla up my ass Quoted post oh man hhahahaha, wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 WHEN YOU SHIT, YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO GET STITCHES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 in nine months you will birth a black baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I once fasted for like 5 days for no real reason. I took a shit everyday and couldn't figure out where it came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Are you eating a lot of percocets or vicodins? If so, constipation is a symptom. A large coffee and a cigarette usually works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 dude...a 12 pack of Natty Light will have you cleared up in no time. that shit might as well be located in the laxative aisle. nassty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Flax Seed Oil tablets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Mar 14 2006, 03:39 AM in nine months you will birth a black baby Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 what a weird way to start tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Alls you need, is a turkey baster.... an some tequila.... er Pabst.... use whichever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 damn ego..you kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 No... I heard from some of my buddies this weekend all about the turkey baster.... Instant drunken debacuhery.... or... shit city//// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I'm telling you guys...Nappy Light is far more dangerous than PBR or exlax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dude just sit down and drink like two pots of really strong coffee. I was mad constipated after surgery, and all fucked up on vikoden/perks/some other shit, and hadnt gone in like 5 days, all it took was some strong coffee. My poo came out grey. -FT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 rage came in your asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 DAY 6 you've been warned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 so foul. my intestines hate me. they are rotting inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 You're all fucking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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