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Frate_Raper

I ain't shit in like

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Five days......I've been eating alot of food that would normally make my asshole a pink hangy sock(SKUNK) but NOTHING!

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wep......seriously man come over and I'll give you six pack to blow tequilla up my ass in some sort of weird home made enema.

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oh man, that would burn the fuck up!

 

But I would consider doing it for a four tallboys -hell, I'd make the agonizing scream my ringtone.

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that's when you know you belong in the West end. Mixing "Sauza" up with a Portuguese last name. :lol:

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i've gotten like that... a couple times actually. it'll come out, maybe not all at once, but nature will proceed... eventually. whatever u do, don't drink milk, it'll just make ur farts smell like WOOAHHHHHH

 

 

you are experiencing gassiness correct?

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Originally posted by Frate Raper@Mar 14 2006, 01:07 AM

seriously man come over and I'll give you six pack to blow tequilla up my ass

 

oh man hhahahaha, wow.

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Guest KING BLING

I once fasted for like 5 days for no real reason. I took a shit everyday and couldn't figure out where it came from.

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Are you eating a lot of percocets or vicodins? If so, constipation is a symptom. A large coffee and a cigarette usually works.

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dude...a 12 pack of Natty Light will have you cleared up in no time. that shit might as well be located in the laxative aisle. nassty.

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No... I heard

from some of my buddies this

weekend all about the turkey baster....

 

 

Instant drunken debacuhery....

or...

shit city////

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Dude just sit down and drink like two pots of really strong coffee. I was mad constipated after surgery, and all fucked up on vikoden/perks/some other shit, and hadnt gone in like 5 days, all it took was some strong coffee. My poo came out grey.

 

-FT

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Guest imported_Tesseract

DAY 6

you've been warned

boep.jpg

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so foul.

 

 

my intestines hate me.

they are rotting inside out.

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