ASER1NE Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 As far as i can tell Scientology appeared out of nowhere, I still have no idea what they actually believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by ASER1NE@Mar 14 2006, 08:34 AM As far as i can tell Scientology appeared out of nowhere, I still have no idea what they actually believe. Quoted post Scientology is fucking halarious. We were gonna do an L Ron Hubbard tribute gallery in hollywood last month but a few artists dropped out and plans went to shit. Scientology is the name of a "religion" started by L Ron Hubbard, and based on the book "Dianetics" written by l Ron Hubbard. As the Hubbard's story goes, 75 million years ago there was a galatic federation of planets ruled by the evil lord Zenu. Zenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated so he took aliens from all the planets and froze em, shipped out to Earth on Zenu's galactic cruisers that look like DC8s with rocket engines, and dumped the aliens into the volcanoes of hawaii. After the aliens died, their souls tried to fly away, but the evil lord Zenu caught the souls (which he calls "thetas" with giant soul catchers. The souls were taken to a soul brainwashing facility and for days were forced to watch brainwashing material and tricked them into believing a false reality. Zenu then released the alien souls which then roamed the Earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man the souls attached themselves onto the humans. This is Hubbard's explanation as to what causes mental illnesses, fears, confusion, and drug addictions. If you ever see someone with a booth for a "free stress test" it's a bunch of scientology folks trying to inform you about your body being raped by dead brainwashed alien souls. You might've heard of how they measure your progress in removing the souls. The fewer you have the higher your rank (and the more you pay). They measuer it by an e-meter, which is a primitive and inaccurate polygraph machine that they claimed as a religious artifact so noone can buy or sell e-meters and show folks how they work. L Ron Hubbard was fucking nuts. He was constantly in trouble with the feds for having little boys on his private boat. His wife and her pose was put away for wiretapping agents of the FBI during an investigation into the Church of Scientology. Time magazine also ran an article about several members of Scientology that killed themselves over money problems. Also i've heard rumors that once you join Scientology, it's not exactly a walk in the park to get out. I'm not talking contractually, I mean big men in black suits threatening the livelyhood of your family. L Ron Hubbard was also quoted as saying, "The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion." ..sorry, I do my research before I make my paintings. I did a set of watercolors based on how L Ron views the world; him walking around hollywood in the 50's staring at a kid who skided his knee and wrapped the the ghost a tyrannasarus rex. Another of him looking depressed on a park bench, staring at the sky with a fleet of DC8's and alien souls fying around. They're fun times if anyone wants to colab and get up a gallery. All in all, GREAT REASON TO END A TEN YEAR CAREER WITH ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST BRILLIANT SHOWS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Scientology is NOT a religion... I tend to think... they own almost everything in downtown Clearwater, Florida, kinda like that Catholic town their gonna build but in a lot more subversive and unstated way. It's also important to point out that L Ron was involuntarily committed during his lifetime. He didn't much care for it. Maybe that had something to do with this 'theta' theory, or the distrust of the mental health field, or both... or neither.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Want to see what Scientologists believe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTnRDUb_iE That's also from the episode of South Park that apparently led to Hayes quitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 What a dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 oh well niggas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by ASER1NE@Mar 14 2006, 12:34 AM As far as i can tell Scientology appeared out of nowhere, I still have no idea what they actually believe. Quoted post http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by Soup@Mar 14 2006, 06:53 AM it's a bunch of scientology folks trying to inform you about your body being raped by dead brainwashed alien souls. Quoted post I didnt need anyone else to tell me that this is whats going on inside my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shăm Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well the whole bullshit with the galactic federation and Xenu isnt even revealed to most scientologists until they work their way up to the top of the ranks. to do that you need money because in order to move up this 'bridge' of enlightenment you got to pay some asshole to interrogate you about your life and its secret realities. they give celebrities these services as well, however for free and in much more lavish and laid back conditions in secret compounds in the desert or out in sea. scientology incorporates many aspects from eastern religious thought, most of all being karma. from what i can tell they are all nuts but i cant help thinking thats the point. people say it changes their lives, then they move up the ranks until they learn this retarded story about galactic empires and all this other nonsense that has no basis in reality. to me this says 'all religion is unnecessary, ultimately a burden, and without any kind of true direction... thanks for your money though' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Anyone catch the new South Park. They did exactly what I hoped they would do. And then some. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 who cares about chef quiting,i dont like south park anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 That aside, did anyone see this? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I missed it...what happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 holy shit. it was bananas. i cant believe they got the episode done so quickly. dude has gotta be crazy mad right now. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 it was pretty strange watching the new southpark.not what i expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 it only takes South Park a maximum of 6 days to churn out a new episode. remember when they caught saddam in canada 3 days after the us troops caught him. these fuckers are on the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Maybe this will make Isaac Hayes realize that he is turning his back on his friends for stupid reasons and scientologists will learn how to take a joke. But it will probably end up in a firestorm of lawsuits. South Park is good for our nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Kyle: Ha! I knew it! Stan: Knew what? Kyle: The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's been brainwashed by this fruity little club! Cartman: Aw, son of a bitch Kyle: "We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile...So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 BEST KILLING OF A CHARACTER EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I like that they rip on the club in the exact way that they ripped on scientoligists. With the little "THIS IS WHAT THE SUPER ACTION ADVENTURE CLUB ACTUALLY BELIEVES" at the bottom of the screen. Exactly like the scientologist episode. I hope someone else caught that as well. Also I liked the abuse of soundbites. "I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO the children" -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 23 2006, 10:09 AM I hope someone else caught that as well. Quoted post do you really think its was that subtle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 No, but the people that I was watching must not have seen it or heard the news because they were really confused the whole time. They kept making comments like, "Chef is talking all wierd, what's the deal?" And they didn't laugh at all while I was cracking up the whole time about that scene. The is the OZ, I shoulda known. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I heard something today about Isaac sayin he didn't release his press statement, some other scientologists did, he's just sick, he wouldn't quit the show, he needs the money blah blah Anyone know more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Here's a story. It is from FOX, so I don't know how true it is. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 funniest south park ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 It was on again tonight. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 24 2006, 02:29 AM Here's a story. It is from FOX, so I don't know how true it is. -fuse. Quoted post Despite the source, I believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Is it on the internet yet? I have a two week delay for tv shows here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Caught the episode tonight, funny shit But if Isaac didn't really quit the show, how they gunna bring Chef back? Oh well, not like reality is really a problem anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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