Jackson Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 It's common to see stories passed with tight-lipped seriousness from parents to children on their way out for a fun night, describing all the horrible things that they might do to themselves should they try drugs. Therefore, it strikes an immediate chord when a story turns out to be true. In April of 2002, twenty five year old Samantha Court was found by paramedics on her bed covered in her own blood, 18 of her teeth lying either on the sheets or in a nearby bowl. Suspicion naturally fell on her boyfriend, Jason Morris, who has home at the time. At Morris' court hearing, however, Samantha revealed that she had removed her own teeth with pliers while high on massive amounts of the drug GHB, which induces hallucinations. "I turned to face my bedroom wall and a luminous green and pink fly flew out and down my throat," she said. "That's when it started choking me." And so she implemented some quick-fix measures that must have gotten rather tedious after the first half-dozen. The Jury, likely shaken by Ms. Court's court appearance, returned a not guilty verdict in two hours, clearing Morris of all charges. The couple, still committed to each other, returned home. Another success story that leaves a smile on your face. http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/drugs/self-dentistry/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 At least the teeth won't get in the way anymore. You know, during fellatio. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 thought this was gonna be about chakademus and pliers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 where did mommy's teeth go? well sweetheart, sit down, lemme tell you a story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 Terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by Jackson@Mar 12 2006, 04:29 PM Terrifying. Quoted post seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by Jackson@Mar 13 2006, 12:29 AM Terrifying. Quoted post getting spat at by a swedish slapper is terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 12 2006, 05:18 PM At least the teeth won't get in the way anymore. You know, during fellatio. -fuse. Quoted post great minds think alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The First of Faze Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 this is why you shoudl alwasy have someone there when your on hallucinagens...and they cant be on them...they can be high or drunk but nothign of a more serious drug nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 what a stupid bitch. whenever the luminous green and pink GHB fly flies down my throat, i just gargle with listerene and it flies back out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 say no to nitrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 at least she didnt have her fuckin dad tie a string to her tooth and tie it to the door knob and slam the door shut ..to pull out the tooth....damn i hate parents.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 that was fucking beautifull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by madTV@Mar 12 2006, 06:53 PM Quoted post ..doors open mang....let me see you show yo grill.... let me see you show your grill....now thizz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 ya, ya, ya grill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 time to post the big lurch story again: Big Lurch Faces Trial For Torture and Murder By Chuck "Jigsaw" Creekmur, BET.Com Staff Writer Posted July 12, 2002-- Antron "Big Lurch" Singleton, the rapper who was accused of cannibalism, is preparing for pretrial hearings on July 18. The 27-year-old pleaded not guilty in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 13 after being arrested for the grisly murder of a 21-year-old South Central Los Angeles woman in April. The rapper, whose charge of murder was amended to include torture, was also charged with one count of aggravated mayhem and is currently being held without bail. If convicted on the charges, Singleton faces the death penalty or life in prison. The District Attorney's office has not indicated whether or not they will seek the death penalty for the rapper who, according to sources, killed Tynisha Ysais, 21, in a PCP induced attack. A detective's report said Ysais was killed in her apartment. Further examination revealed tooth marks on her face and lungs, which were torn from her chest. A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's stomach that was not his own. Ysais was found in her apartment with her chest torn open and a three-inch blade broken off in her shoulder blade. The detective also said that her lungs appeared to be chewed and torn. Ysais' boyfriend also told police that both he and the aspiring rapper used PCP the day before the alleged murder took place. Eyewitnesses said that, when he was picked up by police, Singleton was naked in the middle of the street covered in blood and staring at the sky. A friend of Ysais', Alisa Allen, then discovered Ysais laying dead in her apartment, which prompted her to contact authorities. As Big Lurch, Singleton has rapped with popular rappers like Mystikal and E-40. At the time of the murder, he was reportedly working on a new album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 got any of his music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 rotten thing very obviously fakey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 what the fuck?>????? why are you looking at rotten.com????? you better be in 7th grade nigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 drugs kill. or in her case toothless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by MAR@Mar 12 2006, 08:40 PM Quoted post sorry mr. mackey, mkaaaaaaay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Now I remember why I don't do drugs on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 13 2006, 12:05 AM aggravated mayhem Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 yeah fuck drugs are fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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