villain Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 alright, here's some ideas i've been tossing around: airbrushing tshirts, cars, whatever writing books comic books joining the graphic artists guild (to see what kind of resources they gots) working for the gubment i've already tried tattooing and my nerves can't handle it properly. You need surgeons hands for that. And I have alot of nerve damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 10 2006, 02:19 PM that looks like that would get boring as hell drawing the same technical shit over and over and over. Quoted post I have a an obsession with flowers I draw and paint them regularly so this seems like the obvious movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 post office its not creative but its bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by dumy+Mar 9 2006, 04:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Mar 9 2006, 04:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Mar 9 2006, 04:45 PM Sales.... it's not all sleazy car dealership and door to door steezie. I work as a sales executive and the best thing I find about sales is that your income is only limited by the amount of work you put in. The more work, the more money you earn. If I work overtime, it shows in my paycheck. But you have to be a social person for this kind of work. If you hate people, you're shit out of luck. Then again, if you dig manipulating folks, sales might be right for you. Quoted post yeah I've worked in sales before Lens..I'm pretty good at it..but the thing is theres a lot of pressure involved in that line of work..if sales are going great..they love you..as soon as they fall off..no matter if its your fault or not..start looking for another job..i'm in that situation right now..thats why I'm looking for another job.. Quoted post [/b] dude i am great at sales especially music equipment. I sold $10,000 more than every person in the store the first month that i was at this one store. Other workers got jealous said I was opening the store late stealing things and taking hour and a half lunches all of which was untrue I didnt know any of this was going on the managers didnt get it because they saw how great I was doing so they talked to me and said they had 9 complaints from co workers about me. They told me the whole thing and said they had to write me a written warning even though they though it was bullshit. I just looked at the regional manager and said you know what I proved my fuckingself and I told you from the begining that "I am the shit" and that I would amaze him and I get a warning because some employees are to stupid to realize that there is no I in team and we are here together as a company not as individuals and they should be happy our store is up in sales I T.O.'d (turnedover) tons of sales cause other people were having bad days and I didnt even get a thank you and I still beat out everyone in this place. I told him that when their employees start getting some balls and doing what it takes to make sales to call me and gave him back his store key. I went back a while later and one of the kids I was cool with said that the manager said he fired me on the spot. What a fucking pussy couldnt even tell the truth to his own employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Mar 9 2006, 10:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Mar 9 2006, 10:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Shark Hammil@Mar 9 2006, 04:09 PM Work for the railroad. The union for that shit is insane. Especially around here. You really have to "know someone" in it, but once you're in you're pretty much set. Conductors here pull down over $100,000 a year.... plus the benefits and all that shit? Forget it.... golden. Or get in with a freight company I guess? I dont know how to go about that though. Stable, good union, good pay, good retirement plans... Quoted post you dont have to know someone to get in.. i have an interview with union pacific on the 17th. Quoted post [/b] Interesting.... I was more referring to the "passenger lines" when I was talking about "knowing people". But the more I think about it the more I really want to drive trains. I just dont think that it's feasible right now given my "extracurricular activities" and how that could be a serious conflict of interest. Just need to stay out of trouble until I find something more "substantial" in my life.... as far as "extracurricular" stuff goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 I'm thinking of possibly applying for the conductor position they have open around here. you travel (it says you should expect to be away from home for about 3 days at a time) and you would also see a lot of the shit you would never see if you weren't on the rails. i dont see how painting would get in the way of you getting a job there. as long as you dont wear tribal gear or whatever the fuck, im sure you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Proffessional effort minimalist. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 sell shit. I could literally shit in a box and sell it for 5 bucks all day FANCY FERTILIZER BITCH I make between 450 and 600 a week selling stuff door to door. I dont go residential. Business to business. I kinda enjoy it to be honest. No supervision. I control my income. Its fun. Look up innovage.com. I think thats it. The biz isnt for everybody but i definitly had worse jobs. I get to holla at bitches all day long and i drop my resume all over town every day. I get calls for new jobs all the time but i like soliciting. The other thing. After less than 2 years you can start your own company with the same people. Those guys make 60-75 K per year and its looks probably pretty easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 if anyone could get me a job in advertising...that would be fuckin' hecka hella cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 After less then two years?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Maybe you could just fake a resume, there's so much corruption out there already, it's not going to matter really... as long as you can do the job who really gives a fuck? I always thought they checked that shit, but not as much as one may think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 YOU COULD FUCK 1000 FAT CHICKS FOR 50 BUCKS?? OR 50 FAT CHICKS FOR A 1000 BUCKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 being a snow crab fisherman is prolly the fastest way to earn the most money FYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 my createiveaj Ob is masterbating myself to death. 23410947#%%#3...^^^^^...{[[}[pfsa}}}}{{// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 do something sales. May not be creative...however, if you can sell shit you will never go hungry. Today i sold $400 worth of impulse items. Shit nobody needs. Of that i got to keep 125 and it took about 6 hours. Not awesome money but not terrible either. A good salesman can make 150K per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Mar 11 2006, 04:11 AM YOU COULD FUCK 1000 FAT CHICKS FOR 50 BUCKS?? OR 50 FAT CHICKS FOR A 1000 BUCKS Quoted post YES FAMILY GUY! :haha: :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrooper Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Mar 10 2006, 03:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Mar 10 2006, 03:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Shark Hammil@Mar 9 2006, 04:09 PM Work for the railroad. The union for that shit is insane. Especially around here. You really have to "know someone" in it, but once you're in you're pretty much set. Conductors here pull down over $100,000 a year.... plus the benefits and all that shit? Forget it.... golden. Or get in with a freight company I guess? I dont know how to go about that though. Stable, good union, good pay, good retirement plans... Quoted post you dont have to know someone to get in.. i have an interview with union pacific on the 17th. Quoted post [/b] You really don't. I start training with Canadian Pacific on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Jizzmopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhouserocks Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 towel boy on a porno set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by crackhouserocks@Mar 12 2006, 01:41 AM towel boy on a porno set Quoted post or better yet....."fluffer" :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 9 2006, 09:45 PM Sales.... I work as a sales executive and the best thing I find about sales is that your income is only limited by the amount of work you put in. The more work, the more money you earn. If I work overtime, it shows in my paycheck. Quoted post thats really revolutionary, who would have thought? Fuck sales though you vampirous sleaze bag, and your not allowed to call yourself an executive unless you make a huge amount of dough...people with their delusional job titles these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Start a religion. Be like L Ron Hubbard and tell people there's the ghosts of dead brainwashed aliens called thetas attached to your body which cause chemical imbalances and mental illnesses, and charge folks up the ass to remove the ghosts. Sure, people wil commit suicide over the money they've lost, but you'll make millions and live your days doing recreational drugs with little boys on your own private yacht while your wife does time for wiretapping the feds so she can hear how the investigations against scientology are going. Your legacy will live on through episodes of South Park that dont even need to satirize your beliefs to make them funny, as well as through hollywood's biggest celebs proselytizing your religion at the same time coining phrases like "jumping the couch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 set up a webcame and tell the internet your 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by cloner@Mar 12 2006, 11:47 AM set up a webcame and tell the internet your 15. Quoted post ding ding ding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by cloner@Mar 12 2006, 10:47 AM set up a webcame and tell the internet your 15. Quoted post some guy on myspace asked my brother to do this and he would get paid but we thought it was a way for the guy to just watch my brother by himself so no go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 there was a story in the news about some 15 year old kid who did that and was raking in grands, then turned in the names of all the guys who paid him to do shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Hey i have two job ideas for you. You could work for a butcher and take meat in the back or you could work for a caterer and toss his salad, both jobs are easy and pay alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Mar 10 2006, 12:09 AM Work for the railroad. The union for that shit is insane. Especially around here. You really have to "know someone" in it, but once you're in you're pretty much set. Conductors here pull down over $100,000 a year.... plus the benefits and all that shit? Forget it.... golden. Or get in with a freight company I guess? I dont know how to go about that though. Stable, good union, good pay, good retirement plans... Quoted post ive been thinking alot about this lately. the ONLY thing holding me back is the schedule the first few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by MAR@Mar 12 2006, 04:26 PM Hey i have two job ideas for you. You could work for a butcher and take meat in the back or you could work for a caterer and toss his salad, both jobs are easy and pay alright. Quoted post did no one get this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by Johnny Blaze+Mar 12 2006, 03:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Johnny Blaze - Mar 12 2006, 03:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cloner@Mar 12 2006, 11:47 AM set up a webcame and tell the internet your 15. Quoted post ding ding ding!!! Quoted post [/b] You could get double paid. Once by your clients. And a second time by the government. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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