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SOURCREAM AND ONION

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It's your first time. As you lie back your

 

muscles tighten. You put him

 

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

 

refuses to be swayed as he

 

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

 

shake your head bravely.

 

He has had more experience, but it's the first

 

time his finger has found

 

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

 

your body tenses; but

 

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

 

deeply within your eyes

 

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

 

times before. His cool

 

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

 

;more room for an easy

 

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

 

but he slowly takes his

 

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

 

possible. As he presses

 

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

 

way; pain surges throughout

 

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

 

blood as he continues. He

 

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

 

painful.Your eyes are

 

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

 

for him to go on. He

 

begins going in and out with skill but you are

 

now too numb to feel him

 

within you. After a few moments, you feel

 

something bursting within you and

 

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

 

have it over. He looks

 

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

 

chuckle; that you have been

 

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

 

You smile and thank your

 

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

 

a tooth pulled.

 

Naughty, !

 

What were you thinkin' ?

 

U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!!

I know what you were thinking! !

 

YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE A GIRLS 1ST TIME AND

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT

 

IF YOU DONT-----------

YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU DEEPLY LOVE

 

 

 

im high

this made my day

peace

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Guest fr8lover

i cringe more at the thought of people actually writing inane shit like this just so they can post them on myspace.

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god that kinda got me hot and bothered.

 

thanks a lot, asshole

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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FREAK? WE ONLY PUT "GIRLS FIRST TIME" IN THE TITLE TO THIS BULLETIN BUT OBVIOUSLY YOURE A PERVERTED LOWLIFE SACK OF SHIT

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Originally posted by ^ . ^@Mar 8 2006, 11:35 PM

god that kinda got me hot and bothered.

 

thanks a lot, asshole

awww im sorrri sweetie<3333

 

 

edit*

i was gunna post a pic of a needle going into the vein

from the same site, but then i thought you would have

nightmares about this for the rest of the year so i didnt

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Originally posted by SOURCREAM AND ONION@Mar 9 2006, 12:20 AM

why have i met so many chicks who think they pee out they clit?

 

because you date 12 year olds who havent taken health class yet.

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 8 2006, 08:10 PM

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oh shit!!.....i dont know whats more scary...the glasses or them sharp ass teeth!

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Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 8 2006, 07:59 PM

get shot in the face right now

close range

with a crossbow

 

:burn:

yeah....Richard kuklinski did this to somebody just to test his crossbow...he asked some random dude on the street for directions and when the dude leaned over to give him directions kuklinski shot him in the head at point blank range.....dont know who richard kuklinski was?....heres a link:

http://www.angelfire.com/amiga2/iceman/index.html

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Originally posted by SOURCREAM AND ONION@Mar 9 2006, 03:56 AM

YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE A GIRLS 1ST TIME AND

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT

 

IF YOU DONT-----------

YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU DEEPLY LOVE

IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TOO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK, UR LOVE LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER.

SEND IT TO 7 PPL OR MORE THEN PRESS F1 ON UR KEYBOARD AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR, ITS FREAKTY BUT IT REALY WORKS! ITS TRUE BELIEVE ME WOW ITS TRUE IT REALLY HAPPENS.

 

CACash's picture killed me.

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