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Jimmy Jump

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 7 2006, 03:03 PM

i have an interview at 1:30pm

 

im gonna leave in a couple of minutes

 

word. good luck man. im still waitin to here back from a place i went to last week.

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Do you ever get called names?

Like what?

I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question...

...or "Camel toe."

Yeah. Camel toe.

Do you know why?

Why what?

Why you get called camel toe?

Yeah.

Why, hon?

Because camel toes are tough.

They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.

I'm tough.

That's right. It's because they're tough.

You ready to shop again?

I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

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haha, i was starting to think i was the only one who didn't know what the hell was going on in here.

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i'd like to put my face in that

TARTAR SAUCE

my hips are cold

TARTAR SAUCE

i like eating pussy TARTAR SAUCE

alot of guys dont, well maybe they do

well maybe black guys

TARTAR SAUCE

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whole foods fired me and made me sign an agreement that i would never be employed at whole foods again

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Originally posted by Jimmy Jump@Mar 7 2006, 05:21 PM

these crutches are too fucking long.

 

 

dude in th elab next door has crutches that are too long

 

so he got this weird 'leg caddy' thingamajig

he restes his broken ankle leg on the caddy in a bent position and wheels his broken ass ankle around

 

funky town i tell ya

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Originally posted by LENS@Mar 7 2006, 12:07 PM

Whole Foods?

 

 

bring back some cheese samples

 

 

whole foods hasnt called me back yet

 

but the interview was for this position at this online skate store

i think i did well, but he said hed do a couple more interviews later today and call me back, so im not celebrating yet

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My customer service skills are excellent and I can address any questions or concerns in a prompt and courteous manner. You’ll find I possess exemplary communication skills and have had the opportunity to interact with diverse populations and individuals of all ages. You can trust in my ability to work unsupervised, meet deadlines, and develop creative ideas that will make a difference in services furnished to the general public. I have extensive experience with the needs of diverse clientele and can communicate in Spanish although I am not completely fluent. I possess the skills needed to maintain a mature, gracious and professional attitude when communicating with people, even when difficulties arise. Along with the aforementioned, some other skills that I possess are:

 

The ability to accurately gather facts

Excellent verbal and written communications

Computer proficiency

The ability to multitask and work under pressure

Superior organizational skills

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Originally posted by gasfacevictm@Mar 7 2006, 04:47 PM

whole foods are union busters masked as organic loving hippy naturalists.

 

as long as the paycheck clears...

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