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joe rogan......

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i'm only back for this. i thought some of you might get a kick out of how familiar the back-and-forth-ness of it all sounds.

that and this joe rogan cat is a real cocksmoker.

 

Thursday, March 02, 2006

 

 

Haters.

 

Haters.

 

The overwhelming majority of the people I meet on myspace are cool and friendly, but every so often I get an email from a douche bag. I can totally understand someone not liking me, we're all different, and we all have different tastes. It takes all kinds of people to keep this bizarre world in motion, and our tastes often vary radically. To me this explains the success of a lot of things, like the Grateful Dead, Hillary Duff movies, and of course, Fear Factor. This is something that I've really come to accept as I've grown older and somewhat wiser. When I was younger, I thought that if I didn't like something, then it just sucked, and I would actually be upset at people that did like it. There was no way anyone could like what I didn't like in my dopey little head. I know that sounds retarded now, but when you're young, and your ego has more pull than Jupiter, it can cause you to looked at things a little goofy.

 

My point is, I totally understand someone not liking me. I really don't even mind if someone makes fun of me. I like to laugh, and I love to laugh at myself. I think one of the most important things you can ever accomplish as a man is to develop the ability to laugh at your own fuck ups and shortcomings. However, there's a huge difference, in my opinion, between someone not liking you or making fun of you, and someone that goes out of their way to insult you. It rarely happens in person, because most haters are cowards, but from the comfort of their own apartment haters will lash out and try to say mean things to make you feel bad. Most of them are jealous, or bitter at their own shortcomings so they lash out, and for some strange reason they don't think that I should lash back. I ignore a lot of them, but every now and then I get an email from a fevered ego with a distorted perception of reality, and I feel the need to slap him around a little. Such is the case with my myspace friend "Kevin." Now, normally I do this for my own amusement, but since I've been crazy busy lately and haven't had the time to finish any of the many blog entries I've been working on, I thought I would put it all up here for your amusement. I'll have a "real" blog entry up sometime this week.

 

Here's our entire email exchange from this morning:

 

----------------- Original Message ----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM

 

Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM

 

I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to email me that. That makes me feel happy :) Enjoy your depression. -----

 

------------ Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM

 

You really are an idiot... that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds now equal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you are not funny... I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged some gay event, 20 times, that i'm not goign to look at... How many medications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressed attention-whore... Enjoy balding,

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM

 

First off, my employees send those out, and if you don't want them, get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those event requests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a cunt of a man you are. You don't like me? That's great, because you're obviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. I love it when losers like you don't like me. I like it even more when they express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when an insecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, because that just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insures me that you're always going to be what you are now... a failure. There's always gotta be people like you around, because they make people like me stand out :)

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM

 

hahah, did i strike a nerve or something... you seem a bit testy by the way, my apologies... I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH more respect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire... People like you are the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood and because people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood... Look at William Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we have something in common because you keep coming back at me... Your career is about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware store after that? i'll be back after your next message to me... I have a bag of snacky-cakes to eat. I'm behind on my daily quoto. I'm never going to be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM

 

I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see the nervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little email conversations that I have with haters :) You emailed me and insulted me because you have a mediocre mind, and that's the extent of your capabilities. You trying to insinuate that I'm a loser is even more hysterical, because I've accomplished more in my life than you ever will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM

 

hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM

 

Google search me, you fucking failure :)

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM

 

you're avoiding the question... what have you accomplished

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan Date:

 

Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM

 

That's my answer, find out yourself.

 

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM

 

hahah, Joe Rogan... This is the funniest form I have ever seen you in. You're only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don't think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM

 

I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows that made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you're getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunately there wasn't a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did however, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of my life. You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multi millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM

 

If we are arguing who has more money... YOU WIN!!! I'm sure your "Well i have more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful on a daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are. But i'm 20 years old... where were you at age 20 junior college? About the fat thing... I didn't realize I was fat, maybe becaue i'm so insecure, I'll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that Joe Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually... What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dear sweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan Date:

 

Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM

 

"What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn't think he was funny." Did you forget how this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you know that your opinion means shit. This wasn't some unprovoked attack by a bully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answer your question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and I was teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinking about doing stand up. I WASN'T insulting celebrities and then using my age as an excuse for why I've never accomplished anything. What the fuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM

 

obviously you didn't graduate college or else you would be able to understand what I am saying. So let me break it down for you carefully... I am a 20 year old college student... that's why I have no money. That's not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE... You continue to go back and forth with as you put it "a zero." Shoudn't you be coming up with "funny" facial expressions for candid photos? It's also not like I'm going out of my way to let you know about my "shitless" oppinions. I've never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shitty reality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given less than a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-up routine than you.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM

 

Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I had accomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing but excuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand up routine than me? That's hilarious. That's better than anything you could ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. "I'll show you! I could so do it if I wanted to!" Blah, fucking blah. You're falling apart here, Kevin, and it's taking you longer and longer to craft these responses. I've seen it happen a million times. There's nothing unique about you. You're a loser, pal. Always have been, always will be. If you're lucky you'll find some sad chick that's willing to let you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you'll have a little Kevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That's about the best you're ever going to do. And even then, you'll have to live with the fact that a guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort. I go "back and forth" with you because it's fun for me, and because I enjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they really stand in life.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Kevin

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM

 

I'll admit... I'm slowing down. For some reason, even after all of this, I almost feel like telling you that you're not as bad of a person as you are a comedian/actor/TV host ... And you know ... That may even be true ... but dude ... You really do suck at all of the above. You've seen it happen a Million times?... You are probably use to a lot of people torching you on a regular basis, but I didn't think the dumb people would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. It doesn't take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i'll find that girl to slip my seed in... Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long time away. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on the very first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just been funny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still a loser and have never accomplished anything in my life... but humbled by it... YOU... have been practicing the art of the loser for quite some time but for some reason think you are God's gift to kathy griffen and Brooke Sheilds... YOU... are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood and amongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybe that is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.

 

----------------- Original Message -----------------

 

From: Joe Rogan

 

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM

 

I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOU started this whole thing, and now you're backed into a corner. I enjoy responding to assholes, and that's why we're having this conversation. You think I suck at all the things I do? That's fine with me, because as I've said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with no success to speak of means nothing. I'm the laughing stock of hollywood amongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shit bag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky little apartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fat boy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I'm still going with this at this point is because I think this is going to make an interesting blog entry :) Oh, and by the way, if any of you want to get in touch with Kevin, here's his myspace profile: My friend "Kevin" on myspace.

 

 

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ed-eaf6e2cd3127

 

rock on, joe rogan (rogain)...you balding fuckwit.

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dude, i thought i explained it pretty firmly. girl doesn't have the hivvies, and neither do i.

 

i was justs aying, that's how much i hated you at that time. best watch out, seeking. you don't want me to snap and really go after this, do you>?

 

i'm off to jog a couple of miles. no time for this shit anymore.

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ok, i have a few minutes before chick comes to pick me up to go

out to the trail.

 

seeking, it was pretty tough to suck it up and admit all that shit online to

a bunch of strangers...not all of them are, but most. i even apoligized to you, and you still come back with these little stabs. hmm...i'm just wondering....why? why the stabs?

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nah, dude, it wasn't a stab at you. i was relflecting and laughing. i called joe rogan a douche. not seeking. gotta remember that. the arguement does look familiar, though. just abck and forthing it.

 

incidently, the guy who was talking shit was kind of a douche, too.

 

it's 11:00. i'm out. enjoy the post people.

 

seeking, i'd appreciate if you deleted the little bullshit between you and i on this thread. no need for it, ya know?

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as much as his shows have sucked, from what i have seen of him in a couple interviews he seems like a good guy. most celebs take themselves far too seriously and think their 'job' is alot more important than it actually is, but not this guy. he knows he's lucky to act like a fool for a living and he's enjoying every minute of it. more power to him. he completely owned that kid at every turn

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He fucks crazy amounts of highly attractive women (and doesnt get the HI 5.)

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he was on carson daly or some late night show like that and he said he was going to fight wesley snipes in a ufc battle.

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Yeah, Rogan's not a bad guy... I used to think he was a douchebag, and then I met him... he's not, like, drinking-buddy status, but he's also not a pretentious fuckwit. He seems like a normal, meatheady kind of guy who knows that he got really lucky in life.

 

And I can't wait to see him fight Wesley Snipes.

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I heard this interview of him recently, where he goes off on like a ten minute rant about the virtues of DMT. It was hilarious.

 

Aparently during the filming of the man show while he was there they just tripped constantly... funny dude.

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source

 

Celebrity boxing did monster rating numbers a few years ago. It now appears a proposed Joe

Rogan vs Wesley Snipes fight could do the same.

 

There was buzz of this rumor on several forums today and MMAWeekly.com has had this confirmed

in the past hour. MMAWeekly Radio Host Frank Trigg talked briefly with Joe Rogan this afternoon to see if

there was any truth to the rumor.

 

"It's 100% true..." Rogan told Trigg via the telephone. "I want the fight and now it's up to Wesley Snipes

to accept." Snipes is a black belt in tae kwon doe and has trained in martial arts for years studying Karate,

Kung Fu and Capoeira.

 

Rogan was a four-time state Tae kwon do champion before pursuing a career in show business. Rogan earned

a black belt at 15 after just two years of training. At 19 he won the US Open Tae Kwon Do Championship, and

later as a lightweight champion went on to beat both the middle and heavyweight title-holders to obtain the

Grand Championship.Rogan also trains regularly with submission specialist Eddie Bravo.

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Joe Rogan is the fucking man. He isn't the huge jerkoff many people make him out to be. Hell go to his website http://www.joerogan.net and read some of this articles/entries. He's not an idiot and has a level of intelligence that's a good deal higher than his haters.

 

On another note, he's supposed to fight Wesley Snipes in a future UFC match. No I'm not joking.

 

edit: blah i was beat to it.

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Originally posted by meatlocker@Mar 4 2006, 01:48 PM

Joe Rogan is the fucking man. He isn't the huge jerkoff many people make him out to be. Hell go to his website http://www.joerogan.net and read some of this articles/entries. He's not an idiot and has a level of intelligence that's a good deal higher than his haters.

 

On another note, he's supposed to fight Wesley Snipes in a future UFC match. No I'm not joking.

 

edit: blah i was beat to it.

 

care to scroll up?

 

edit: you beat me to my you being beaten and i've been beatend anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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i dunno about joe rogan, I know he's a lot smarter than most of his fans/haters, but really, wasting so much time arguing with some random kid that doesn't know how to google? And the fact that he argues over the internet that he is fat and ugly...way to mudsling in an argument that was already retarded.

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http://boingboing.net/images/Joe_Rogan-DMT.mp3

 

rogan ranting about dmt. have yet to listen to it.

 

you know what? i have a membership at joerogan.com on the forums there. i've been a fan/semi-fan for awhile. he's a great comedian, and as someone else said, a very smart guy.

 

just the fatc that he is wasting his time by talking to this guy that hates him and whatnot that makes him seem like a douche. i dunno, i can't talk much, but i'm also not a guy a millionaire status with a semi acting career. it just sounds goofy and juvenile to see him calling this guy "fatty" etc.

 

see what you dickdorks did? i'm back here at 12oz. after i said i wouldn't come back for some time. dammit.

 

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