Mr.H.Caulfield Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 My New years resolution is fuck some strippers, hold a job till next new years,and start painting pieces again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FASHODOE Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 espo's dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smak70 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 new yeasr resalution is to have one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topleftcorner Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 i had to post it. it deserves a read.. Espo's Rules of Graffiti. You suck until further notice It's gonna take a long time before we even acknowledge your existence, even longer before we can bear to look at that foul scribble you call your name. To speed the process of acceptance, you can A) Choose a clever name that defies the norm of simple-minded slang. An example of a good name is "ARGUE" (RIP). It looks good when written, sounds cool when spoken, and conveys a combattive attitude. On the other hand, "ENEMA" (actual name) looks, sounds, and conveys a shitty attitude. BE CHOOSY. B ) Use paint, gain a thorough knowledge of supplies, remember that permission walls, stickers, and dust tags are small parts of a balanced diet, be bold, learn a style of writing for every occassion,and write your name bigger every time you go out. Jealousy is a disease for the weak Your heart is your greatest possession, dont let it get taken from you. Dont write on houses of worship, people's houses in general, other writer's names, and tombstones. Writing on memorial walls and cars is beef beyond belief. Furthermore, involving civilians in your beef is grounds for dismissal. These are are the five fingers of your right hand. Get to know them well. Give soul claps, firm handshakes, and throw smooth bolo punches. Although being a toy seems undesirable, you should enjoy it while you can. At this stage you can bite all you want with no remorse. All your elders will say is, " Awww isn't that cute, kootchie kootchie koo." So steal that dope connection, rob that color scheme. and loot whole letterforms. Dont worry about giving any credit, we'll pat ourselves on the back and brag how we're influencing the next generation. However, style isnt a crutch or a schtick. It is understanding why that connection you bit flows, or why that color scheme bumps. Style is the process to an appealing end. Once you got it down to a science, you can reinvent letterforms to suit yourself. This creative growth will amaze the old and young alike. Pretty soon somebody will steal your secret sauce and the cycle will be renewed. If this happens to you, don't bitch about not getting your due. Graffiti is the language of the ignored. If your style is stolen, someone heard you speaking. You got what you wanted from the beginning, some attention, you big baby. It must be noted that the vandal squad loves graffiti. Their job requires them to fiend for graff as much as you do. When you wreck enough walls, they'll want to meet you. Just like the ball huggers outside the graff shop, they'll recite every spot you hit, with the difference being you'll also hear the Miranda Warning. To postpone this, go solo as much as possible. Dont write with anyone that wont fight for you. Don't be paranoid, but be careful. If you avoid writing on pristine properties, you'll stay in misdemeanor territory, and you wont divert the cops' attention from pastry and caffiene consumption (consult local laws to be sure). Remember, if they didn't see you do it, it's almost impossible for them to win a conviction without your own damming testimony. Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Giving a cop info on another writer will doom you to a life of ridicule, from cops and kids alike, with no parole. There's nothing wrong with knowing your the shit as long as you are. But once you reach that conclusion, your one foot over the edge of falling off. Watch your step fathead, there's no shortage of people chanting, "JUMP JUMP JUMP!" There are plenty of writers that have been painting well for the better part of 20 years, and your posing and fronting looks retarded next to them. Get back to work, you "never was" slouch. In conclusion, graffiti is free, impresses the girls, is heroic in our couch potato culture, will provide you with a million stories to tell at parties, and a sure cure for the inner-city blues. If it's not fun, you're doing it wrong or have been doing it too long. So get going, fame awaits the fly among you. Stop scanning your graffiti for dummies handbook. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ^^^ hahahahhahahahah no kidding right. The Art of Getting Over came out 10 years ago..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcchicken Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 new yeasr resalution is to have one maybe work on your spelling and morals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el~presidente Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Fuck. I took a bunch of flicks today but my bandwith is exceed... Till next month then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUMPINSLAPPERS Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Fuck. I took a bunch of flicks today but my bandwith is exceed... Till next month then or use flickr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 or tinypic you dont have to set up an account with them watch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 yes use tinypic! and everyone else shut up. this convo is soooo fucking borring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuuuuuuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smak70 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 maybe work on your spelling and morals? we are all gonna die one day who needs morals and spellin all i need is booze drugs and pussy nig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser_Mills Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 LOL im not gonna let some mother fucke tell me how to vandeliz something lol ill destroy all that shit and will til im under a tombstone watchin the next fuck to do so almost every comment i see posted by you is ignorant or childish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoup You Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 LOL im not gonna let some mother fucke tell me how to vandeliz something lol ill destroy all that shit and will til im under a tombstone watchin the next fuck to do so almost every comment i see posted by you is ignorant or childish... Yup, obviously a youngster who has alot to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killin the 408 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 bump that loser roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(E)]<(26) Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Where's the photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smak70 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 get out you're feelings people happy new years and ya im a young gun :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idoneit Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 UH OH... What happened to I 84 an the 405????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 this thread is slowly dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saim-one Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damnit Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 talk talk talk.....hey this year. why dont you lazy fucks make a diffeerence and try for once., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinginthedark Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damnit Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^^^^ those guys are dope! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 talk talk talk.....hey this year. why dont you lazy fucks make a diffeerence and try for once., try what? can control? 3d's? dropshadows? not painting like you just started even when you have skills? naaaaaaw dog, thats soooooooo 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinginthedark Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topleftcorner Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 this thread is slowly dying Better then the Seattle. Thread a whole page on who rides the hoodest bus rout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idoneit Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'mSoESINtial Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 let the good times roll!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 i smell vanilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kenner Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 can that picture be any bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 i hate that shit it fucks everything up..... Im glad the photo is there and all but its just a little to big for this forum. EDIT YOUR PHOTOS TO 650 X 650'ish MAX PLEASE. you can even do it in photobucket!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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