Jack McCoy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ahhhh forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Tough Love@Mar 2 2006, 09:21 PM fuck yes Quoted post BUMP..I'D LIKE TO SPIN THAT DREDLE...WWWEEERRRRD UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i had sex with a black jew girl. it was nice. seen her recently and actually regretted not staying with her. if only i could be 15 again. hmm. really makes you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 sarah is looking great in those ads for the independent spirit awards ...so yeah there's a lot of jewish women in entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by dumy+Mar 2 2006, 08:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Mar 2 2006, 08:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Tough Love@Mar 2 2006, 09:21 PM fuck yes Quoted post BUMP..I'D LIKE TO SPIN THAT DREDLE...WWWEEERRRRD UP Quoted post [/b] and you know this maaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by ronald@Mar 2 2006, 09:46 PM i had sex with a black jew girl. it was nice. seen her recently and actually regretted not staying with her. if only i could be 15 again. hmm. really makes you think. Quoted post I don't get it? It makes you think of what? What you would have done differently at 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i hear they really like to cheat you.. heh just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i probably wouldve stayed with her. or had more sex with her. either way. ohhh regrets. and i only say "really makes you think" because its one of those things they say on the news that make no sense and is sappy sentimental bullplop. bullplop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 jew girls do seem interesting though. Some bitchy, but some that seem fun to be around, ie not just wanting to put your penis in her and have no interest in her personally! vagina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 bump for, "Id like to spin that dredle" as the phrase for boning jewish girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "i'd like to cream that bagel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 <----- Kosher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Yeh Israeli chicks are really hot. The hottest Jewish girl (i only date jews) i went out with was from austrailia (sp?). But yeh those israel chicks.........and the best part is when you go there, everyone is trying to set you up. Its awesome I have to go back forever soon. Learn this line and your set: Shalom chamuda, mah inyahnim? or this one: Hello I am from america can you help me find..... for the religious girls you usually need to get set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 LISA LOEB YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by MAR@Mar 2 2006, 11:40 PM Yeh Israeli chicks are really hot. The hottest Jewish girl (i only date jews) i went out with was from austrailia (sp?). But yeh those israel chicks.........and the best part is when you go there, everyone is trying to set you up. Its awesome I have to go back forever soon. Learn this line and your set: Shalom chamuda, mah inyahnim? or this one: Hello I am from america can you help me find..... for the religious girls you usually need to get set up. Quoted post youre super jewish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 This thread is ridiculous and so are all of you. On that note: Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ass to ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 3 2006, 01:44 AM youre super jewish! Quoted post :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 3 2006, 05:45 AM ass to ass! Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 two consecutive quotes! Gat:Bush is on fiyaahhhhhhh On my way to Quotes of the week stardom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by fermentor666+Mar 3 2006, 12:51 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Mar 3 2006, 12:51 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gat:Bush@Mar 3 2006, 05:45 AM ass to ass! Quoted post Quoted post [/b] so depressing, so erotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ASS2ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Jewish women all swallow.....no lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Look here... I would dig up my old Sarah Silverman Appreciation threads but... I'm a moderator around here, not my job... The main thing is, I was singing her praises when she was just getting bit parts on Conan and SNL... the rest of you are just hopping MY train... Step off my furry princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Mar 3 2006, 03:05 AM Step off my furry princess! Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Yo last weekend i think i mentioned this somewhere this chick ws diggin me hardcore like talked to me for like 3 hours just me and her at some party. So 2 hours into it she goes do you have a girlfriend? I say no actually i dont she goes great... "Oh by the way I am jewish" I pause a long pause and go ok thats great!? half puzzled as the night goes on some guy calls her phone she gets wicked bummed out goes to her dorm. As she leaves. I go WHAT THE FUCK DOES MY DICK HAVE TO BE KOSHER FOR ME TO FUCK YOU?!?!?!? actually i didnt say it i really liked the girl but i exlaimed it at a very high volume in my head. I spent the night in her room (the bed next to hers not hers unfortunetly) talking about how the guy she thought the guy on the phone was the biggest dueche or something. Night ended no vag not even sandy vag for some1... i am just going to rape her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Silverman? Loeb? Connelly? Check, check and check. I'd hit each and every one of them and probably keep them around for seconds, thirds, fourths...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 If you were a huge Sarah Silverman fan, and stoned, you would probably find this incredibly stupid video hilarious. There's a bunch of other "episodes as well... it seems like it's just her and some friends getting really high and ad-libbing a "Star Trek" style show like you would make for your high school english class or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Mar 3 2006, 08:11 AM Yo last weekend i think i mentioned this somewhere this chick ws diggin me hardcore like talked to me for like 3 hours just me and her at some party. So 2 hours into it she goes do you have a girlfriend? I say no actually i dont she goes great... "Oh by the way I am jewish" I pause a long pause and go ok thats great!? half puzzled as the night goes on some guy calls her phone she gets wicked bummed out goes to her dorm. As she leaves. I go WHAT THE FUCK DOES MY DICK HAVE TO BE KOSHER FOR ME TO FUCK YOU?!?!?!? actually i didnt say it i really liked the girl but i exlaimed it at a very high volume in my head. I spent the night in her room (the bed next to hers not hers unfortunetly) talking about how the guy she thought the guy on the phone was the biggest dueche or something. Night ended no vag not even sandy vag for some1... i am just going to rape her Quoted post convert for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ^^^ Nah fuck that i am just gonna kill her after we have sex anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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