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about a month ago one snowy morning my brother was driving to work in his new car

 

he fell asleep at the wheel, woke up, slammed on the breaks and slid about 10 feet

 

into a school bus filled with children, destroying his ride

 

so, you know, it could have worse

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^Looks like you're missing a wheel, bro.

 

I walked outside this morning and thought I landed on Hoth. Fucking bullshit. Snow, wind, dry, ass-cold. My hand froze just smoking a cigarette. Bullshit I tell you. You know, this weather really fucks up my plans to go painting, my dudes.

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My girlfriend was driving in the mountains on Wednesday when we went around this corner in the shade, hit a patch of black ice, span 360 degrees in to the other lane, and slammed in to a snowbank, which prevented us from dropping over a 30 foot cliff.

 

It was awesome...

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