GucciCondom Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Two things I KNOW work are Niacin and Golden Seal. My boy has basically been on probation 80% of the time I have known him. Most recently he was on house arrest for a few months and when he got off he was on probation. Everytime he would come out we would be smoking fat ass els infront of his face and he would want to hit it. Sometimes he would smoke on els as little as 2 days before his drug test. I watched him inhale it and saw how high he was because he gets a certain way. Somehow this mother fucker passes his drug tests alll the fucking time. He said he bought shit from GNC and takes it for a couple days before the test. Dude is also pretty athletic so that could help out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLY IS WILD Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 niacin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 monster energy has 100% of the niacin you need for a day... drink like 30 or something. Then, you could think you're superman and then, I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 find somebody who looks exactly like you and have them take the test for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 1 2006, 08:04 PM find somebody who looks exactly like you and have them take the test for you Quoted post that is quite actually the best suggestion yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 THC sits in your fat cells,so the bigger you are the longer it takes to get clean,if your a lil runt type nigga than it shouldnt take no time and the drug screens i take pick up golden seal,liquid stuff and all that other bullshit you hear about,but do you,its your ass on the line not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I hope you didn't take any of the bleach drinkers seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 haha,word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 you could put some chlorine in the sample, but they may or may not test for that, and you could get someone to pee in a small container and put the urine in your test, or you could buy powered urine and use that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 im sure you could smell the cholrine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 putting chlorine in your urine isnt gonna work. most places that are on top of their shit wont even let you flush the toilet after you're done, or wash your hands or anything of the sort. is powdered urine sold in the same aisle as powdered milk..?. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 well bleach has chlorine in it, obviously you woundn't want to use pure chlorine. and, it's next to the powdered apple juice. wait a second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by DETO@Mar 1 2006, 07:27 PM how 'bout not smoking pot! Quoted post HOW 'BOUT SHUTTIN THE FUCK UP! Im kidding DETO im sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southpaw grammar Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Ninja1065@Mar 1 2006, 09:31 PM the only way to go is to drink bleach which will completely flush your system clean...but in doing this, you always run the chance of causing some maaajor damage to your system. So if you're that desperate, drink(bleach) till you puke, then drink(bleach) some more. If you dont want to do that, pick up gold capsuels from any nutrition store, down about 4 or more of those, and drink a shit load of cranberry juice, im talkin about non-stop until the appointment. Quoted post do not drink bleach til you puke! you will die i've heard two or three drops of bleach per gallon of water will clean you out, but i wouldn't risk it. those detox drinks from a health food store and some GNC's will fix you but alot of tests look for masking agents I'd just drink a shit ton of water and take some megaman vitamins the night before so you dont piss water and have to take the test over again you could also beat off right before the test, the protein in your urine might make the sample too concentrated to test and they'd have to reschedule for a couple weeks later giving you time to try and burn the fats filled with THC off. go to erowid.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by shinyblackwater@Mar 2 2006, 02:20 AM I did a search and couldn't find any results.... so I'm posting . Anyone here got any bright ideas on passing a urine test ? 5 days till.... Heavy Smoker .... They watch so I was wondering about these detox drinks . Do these drinks really work? Quoted post drinks don't work pills don't work this is what works: quitting smoking the pot much daily exercise (your best bet is cardio) and water intake seriously 5 days before a test you're fucked, so find somebody with clean piss and buy some pocket hand-warmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Don't be drinking anything but water, everything else like sodas trap THC in your blood stream... plus you gotta watch what you eat... 2 or 3 drops of bleach in a gallon of water won't even make the water 'pure enough to dink'... I mean, hurricane knowledge tells me that the rule of thumb about purifying water by the bleach method is 8 drops a gallon, let it sit for a while and then it's safe to drink. So, I doubt 2 or 3 drops in a gallon... I once failed a test one day and passed the next... but all I did was fast and not drink any water... plus I hadn't smoked in over 60 days. The chick asked me if I could have been around any second hand smoke, to which I said DUH! but I was acrross a table on a screened porch and it had been 2 days sice... ayway, short story long, failed one day, passed the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by yeaaaah baby@Mar 1 2006, 06:53 PM get this: http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm or drink hella cranberry juice starting now. also do a lot of exercise/drink water. since thc is fat soluble if you burn a lotta fat you will pass. my friend could pass tests in 5 days since he was a skinny ass fool. Quoted post word on the cranberry juice...this shit WORKS. way back in high school i knew mad kids who would be chokin blunts and have a test comin up, they would walk around school with a big ass jug of cranberry juice and drink like 3 of em a day. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyblackwater Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 good luck thanks :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 yea those drinks work i think the one i used is called 'detoxify' you have to quit 48 hours prior and follow their directions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 this shit http://www.detoxify.com/products/Products.aspx?ID=10 and it doesn't show up in the test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Drink a gallon of water. youll be pissing your pants but it works everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basekone Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by DETO@Mar 1 2006, 10:27 PM how 'bout not smoking pot! Quoted post absurd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by YourSistersAssCookie@Mar 2 2006, 07:52 AM Drink a gallon of water. youll be pissing your pants but it works everytime. Quoted post seriously.... i have doen this a few times... drink so much water before the test that you are pissin straight water (clear, no yellow at all).... depending on who is doin the testing and how important it is to them to fuck you over, they will either a.)call it a clean test b.) make you take the test over when the results come back (which will at least buy you a little more time & that might be all you need) or c.) call it a failed test and say you fucked with it on purpose, to which you can reply by sayin you had some really spicy/salty food and just happened to drink a lot of water or some shit and play all stupid and innocent... and hopefull get to re-take with clean by the time all this goes down... they WILL NOT find thc in your piss if you do this right, but they can tell you have a lot of water in your piss (creatinin levels or some shit ) and take your stupid ass to the gym, sweat your fuckin bag off and drink drink drink constanly... water, cran juice whatever (no sugary soda shit) p.s. ( be careful with the timing cuz i've sat waiting to take a piss for 45 mins in some serious pain cuz i had like 2 liters of water in my bladder that wanted to come out real bad and the shit does not feel good at all ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 1 2006, 09:38 PM ....you drink the pure gold before the test and your piss should come up clean...40dollars Quoted post and YES I have done this and YES it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Flavicon+Mar 1 2006, 08:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Flavicon - Mar 1 2006, 08:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>your a major dufus, thats for sure but go HERE, Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-Flavicon@Mar 1 2006, 08:42 PM your a major dufus, thats for sure but go HERE, Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I currently work for these guys: http://www.detoxforless.com, which is a reseller for Spectrum Labs, the worlds #1 detox retailer. Without sounding too cocky, I prolly know the most of anybody on these forums short of anybody who actually works in a testing lab. First off, don't follow any of these stupid DIY suggestions. At worst they will get you sick, and at best they will non give clear results on the test resulting them either making you take the test again, or getting a positive result (which is bad) for a masking agent. If you had more than 5 days to prepare, you could get it out of your system naturally...This shit depends on all kinds of variables (how often you smoke, your metabolism, what kind of test you're taking, etc..) Anyways, we have a whole line of products, all of which work if you use them right. The drinks work if you're not a super heavy smoker and have at least 1 hour 1 prepare. But if you don't follow the instructions on the back, then you will prolly fail. Anyway, go to that website, call the #800 number and the girl on the phone will tell you excatly what you need for your situation. And they offer overnight shipping. I'm not trying to push their products or anything, I don't make any more or less dough if you buy, but I DO know that shit works and they've been in business for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsuifuku Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Whoever said drink water first was right, thats how i got my current job. I started drinking water 4 hours before the test, just dont overdo it, you dont want to fuck your electrolytes up, but 1-2 gallons should do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Couple Cited in Bizarre Fake Penis Case By JOE MANDAK, Associated Press Writer Friday, March 3, 2006 (03-03) 14:27 PST Pittsburgh (AP) -- A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week. Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh. Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine. Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said. Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said. Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test. Creighton didn't immediately return a call to her home on Friday. Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave — the basis for the criminal mischief charge. "I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code." Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven. Pero said the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it. Neither Difenderfer nor Pero know what kind of job the woman applied for, or whether she was hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Mar 1 2006, 09:25 PM drinks don't work Quoted post I used to smoke weed, and I drank one of those $50 drinks and it worked. The thing is the test didn't come back clean, it came back as inconclusive. I think the tests themselves are costly to employers but they do it for insurance and liability reasons and more so as long as it doesn't come back as "positive" they can't just probe at you assuming it will happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 i heard drinking vinegar works....urban myth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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