shinyblackwater Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I did a search and couldn't find any results.... so I'm posting . Anyone here got any bright ideas on passing a urine test ? 5 days till.... Heavy Smoker .... They watch so I was wondering about these detox drinks . Do these drinks really work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 "Drink robotussin, robo tussin fix every thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 f-u-c-k-e-d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I heard one of those drinks work though?.. am I wrong? I'ma holla at my boy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 quit smoking,get clean the natural way,none of that shit works,trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Theres a drink called PURE GOLD, if you drink it you shall pass it. But i dont know where you could get one....I could get one at the local Smoke/pipe/bong shop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 how 'bout not smoking pot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Yeah. Drink bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 ^yea, but ya gotta warm it up one the stove first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyblackwater Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 yeah.. im not smoking. but 5 days isnt gonna clean out a heavy smoker... so i was looking for advice from people who have delt with the problem . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 PURE GOLD!!! god nobody listens to tim the enchanter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 fat burners and hit the gym for like 4 hrs a day and drink a fuckload of water and pray *drink vinager too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja1065 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 the only way to go is to drink bleach which will completely flush your system clean...but in doing this, you always run the chance of causing some maaajor damage to your system. So if you're that desperate, drink(bleach) till you puke, then drink(bleach) some more. If you dont want to do that, pick up gold capsuels from any nutrition store, down about 4 or more of those, and drink a shit load of cranberry juice, im talkin about non-stop until the appointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 nothing you do is going to clear you 5 days before. Moron. You should have worried about this like two weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyblackwater Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 anyone tried squirting bleach in the urine ? ever heard of this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 ....you drink the pure gold before the test and your piss should come up clean...40dollars......ah nevermind im invisible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyblackwater Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 I just found out today. but thanks for the positive feed back beef eater. go eat your beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by shinyblackwater@Mar 1 2006, 06:38 PM I just found out today. but thanks for the positive feed back beef eater. go eat your beef. Quoted post STUPID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Man,every muthafucka i know who tried all these different ways to get clean failed and either got revoked and served there time out or got lucky and was given a second chance,most drug screens these days are super sensetive.Trust me,ive pissed like 15 times in the last 2 years,them tests are no joke,If any thing they will just cover the weed up,but still show negative for whatever it was you were taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 your a major dufus, thats for sure but go HERE, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 heard that prison sex is mighty rough. You may want to sew your asshole shut to keep out unwanted vistors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 ya....you dont want to be turned into a 2 way street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 for real though. If you drink too much water the lab may return your sample. You should take vicodin to reduce THC metabolites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 get this: http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm or drink hella cranberry juice starting now. also do a lot of exercise/drink water. since thc is fat soluble if you burn a lotta fat you will pass. my friend could pass tests in 5 days since he was a skinny ass fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Mar 1 2006, 09:25 PM f-u-c-k-e-d Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 medomucil... get it a a gnc near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 drink hella cranberry juice....hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 EAT LOTS OF CALTIEN BARS, THOSE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND GET RID OF WEED EVIDENCE. SORRY FOR CAPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 drink someone elses pee before the test, but make sure they don't smoke weed, then when it comes out your dick its someone elses pee, trust it works, you'll do great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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