SilentBob Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Who lived in a tent for 3months ? Ok. so I know it's a high probability that i'll get clowned for making this thread. Went out tonight with a girl. She told me she used to stage dance. That she has tried every kind of med under the sun. That she within the last 3 months punched a guy to the ground then proceeded to kick him till he couldn't get up. That within the last 3 months (she's travelling through the country) lived in a tent on one of our countries famous party spots. After awhile I started clowning with my boys. She thought she should leaved. she grabbed my hands and asked me to call her. I gave her a small* kiss. But didn;t fuck cos I was pretty weirded out by all of this. Do I need such a hectic girl in my life? I think not. Would I like a blow job from a girl who is easy going about these things? yes. (disclaimer. I'm a nice guy. but. ... well if she doesn;t mind neither do i) And yeah she was alright looking. discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Sounds like a huge bag of trouble and regrets. Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 1 2006, 09:58 AM Sounds like a huge bag of trouble and regrets. Do it. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 1 2006, 09:58 AM Sounds like a huge bag of trouble and regrets. Do it. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 is she hot? then yes...yes I would. crazy just makes the sex better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 She wasn't super hot. But she was decent looking. My homey (the one who goes jekl and hyde for those who remember my last drunk thread) is insisting a fuck her greek. And it's only a wednesday night. Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 she sounds P-H-Y-S-C-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 sounds like a sack o' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Is a stage dancer anything like a stripper? Because if so, I already have. She just became on recently. And I dated her before that. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 you're right Sarah. I need a wholesome girl like you in my life. :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Sounds like a real winner. You must be really hard up for some pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by SilentBob@Mar 1 2006, 10:39 AM My homey (the one who goes jekl and hyde for those who remember my last drunk thread) is insisting a fuck her greek. Quoted post I just remembered, So now he's your homie? hahaha damn dude. Anyway, what is 'a fuck her greek'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 is stage dancer a fancy way of saying stripper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Greek = anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by Tesseract+Mar 1 2006, 04:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tesseract - Mar 1 2006, 04:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SilentBob@Mar 1 2006, 10:39 AM My homey (the one who goes jekl and hyde for those who remember my last drunk thread) is insisting a fuck her greek. Quoted post I just remembered, So now he's your homie? hahaha damn dude. Anyway, what is 'a fuck her greek'? Quoted post [/b] thought that might be alittle confusing. Not pumpkin head. dude who wanted to fight pumpkin head and made a funny noise before hanging up our phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by Flavicon@Mar 1 2006, 10:44 AM sounds like a sack o' Quoted post agreed find rich hot bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Mams called it. Do it. Just wear protection. And take pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i was kicking it with some off duty strippers on saturday night, they were pretty cool we didnt do anything though i guess they were tired and shit so i didnt get so much as a lap dance but i was talking to them and giving them a massage but if i would have hit it but again use the almighty rubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Silentbob...just do it...and this time, don't let your "feelings" get in the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I say follow your heart, darling... Love comes first ...then again, the internet will call you homo if you don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "i'm in love w/ a ssstrripppeerrr" u know someone was gonna say it.. now just ask urself this: "Do I want to be the life's example of a horrible song?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 there is a triple six song that is super appropriate for your situation. i think its called "dont be scared" but anyways the hook goes "dont be scared put a rubber on the head, dont be scared put a rubber on the head" great song. Triple six has context for any of life's problems, really. if i wasnt at work id upload it for you. but i am at work. damn i wanna hear that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 <------------= already have. she tried to tell me she was a cocktail waitress...but I knew better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Do it. I'm sure great stories will come from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 dude, after the results of your last thread you have to do it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Ive stuck it in two dancers. It was fantastic with both of them. I say go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 yea youre a fag if you dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by LENS+Mar 1 2006, 05:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 1 2006, 05:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Silentbob...just do it...and this time, don't let your "feelings" get in the way Quoted post [/b] Lens I'm sorry I used the word "feel" one time. Clearly despite the fact you've come on here before "feeling" way more than I ever have about a certain Asian ex girlfriend, and the fact that you are a San Fran loving vegetarian pizza eater has not allowed the inner frat boy within you to forgive me. Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 1 2006, 06:08 PM there is a triple six song that is super appropriate for your situation. i think its called "dont be scared" but anyways the hook goes "dont be scared put a rubber on the head, dont be scared put a rubber on the head" great song. Triple six has context for any of life's problems, really. if i wasnt at work id upload it for you. but i am at work. damn i wanna hear that song. Quoted post This song sounds entertaining. I might just soulseek it. <!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Mar 1 2006, 06:19 PM dude, after the results of your last thread you have to do it.. Quoted post What results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 give her a fake name, get some brains, bye-bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 hahaha..i'm just fuckign with you..becuase of how fools tried to clwon you in the "pumpkin head" thread...that was you right?..regardless i'm just some nigga on the internet..don't even sweat it..I wouldn't.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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