shăm Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 it's those weird cereals that do it to me. lucky charms, berry lucky charms, chocolate lucky charms, trix and lucky charms, lucky charms with syrup and no milk.. ill be shitting green later woohoo acetaminophen is not an opiod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by Pistaccio@Mar 1 2006, 12:17 AM Do u know what kind of hormones give them cows before the miking proccess? Quoted post The awesome kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 anything with Blue #5 will make your poop a neon green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HECZONER Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 after drinking GRAPE POP OR ANY PURLPLE DRINK you're going to shit GREEN!! guaranteed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Thats it. Hecz got it. I drank a case of Grape Crushin two days. Im on it. Im gonna be shittin green for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 this thread should be called green alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Purple Soda contains Blue #5, and dye-lake red. When metabolized in sufficient quantity, the blue dye combines with bile, and forms a bright green. The red is absorbed by your body and does not affect poo coloration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 RED ALERT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 28 2006, 08:16 PM I just shit green. Like the color of broccoli. What does this mean. Everything was firm. Not enough iron. Help me out i dont have insurance. Quoted post PROBABLY YOU ATE A LOT OF VEGGIES. THAT'S THE MOST COMMON REASON. AS FAR AS IRON -- ACTUALLY A LOT OF IRON IS ALSO KNOWN TO MAKE YOUR SHIT GREEN. OTHER REASONS INCLUDE: SHIT ACTUALLY STARTS OFF GREEN FROM THE BILE SECRETED FROM THE SMALL INTESTINE. AS IT PASSES THROUGH THE LARGE INTESTINE IT USUALLY BEGINS TO TURN BROWN. HOWEVER SOMETIMES YOUR SHIT MAY PASS THROUGH TOO SOON AND WON'T TURN GREEN. IF IT'S COMING OUT WATERY (DIARRHEA) AND THE PROBLEM PERSISTS THEN YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK TO A DOCTOR. IF YOU AIN'T GOT INSURANCE JUST PAY IT OUT OF YOUR POCKET. OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT'S USUALLY NOTHING SERIOUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 maybe you should read the thread. he clearly states there was a lack of veggies and an increase of energy drinks and chicken products. i mean FUCK> is it that hard to pay attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "AS IT PASSES THROUGH THE LARGE INTESTINE IT USUALLY BEGINS TO TURN BROWN. HOWEVER SOMETIMES YOUR SHIT MAY PASS THROUGH TOO SOON AND WON'T TURN GREEN" did you pull that out of your ass? /pun intended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Im glad you care about me like that porkchop. Hey baby! Wanna get hitched?[/GRUFF COUNTRY VOICE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Hey Baby. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishbel Bullen Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i cant believe this thread has already taken up 2 pages. lets go for 3 more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 1 2006, 01:43 PM maybe you should read the thread. he clearly states there was a lack of veggies and an increase of energy drinks and chicken products. i mean FUCK> is it that hard to pay attention Quoted post THAT'S WHY I GAVE A LIST OF POSSIBLE REASONS, DUMBASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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