dobsilla Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 a game inspired by chuck himself. http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298369 -chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses -the fastest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris' fist -chuck norris can unscramble an egg -for his last wish he said "genie, i wish you to be free" after which he proceeded to snap his neck, to show the world that being enslaved to chuck norris is better than any freedom. -they once made chuck norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take shit from anybody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 weak, game said it came out today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 there was an article in my newspaper about how the chuck norris fact thing is old now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po it up Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 my stomach does not agree with the 2 taco bell tostadas i've eaten today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 no matter how old this may be, i still think it's funny as hell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 i ate one of those crunchwrap supreme things. they fucking suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 chuck norris aint got shit on bill brasky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Feb 28 2006, 03:56 PM no matter how old this may be, i still think it's funny as hell.. Quoted post thats cause you dont matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Today is Chuck Norris's Birthday Happy Birthday Chuck Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 chuck norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 11, 2006 Author Share Posted March 11, 2006 hardy har har... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 chuck norris should be president! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Chuck Norris only has two speeds, walk and kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 right now he only has one speed and that's stroll...chuck norris isn't doin' shit right about now. who knows what the fuck he's doing...he should still be president cause he's chuck norris..kung fu master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Actually he was supposed to be interviewed on the local college radio station here. He cancelled. Nobody complained because they knew death would await them. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 OH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by im not witty@Feb 28 2006, 04:59 PM chuck norris aint got shit on bill brasky Quoted post haha zing da bears da bears da bears da bears da bulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 think i'm tired of games already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla@Feb 28 2006, 06:56 PM i ate one of those crunchwrap supreme things. they fucking suck. Quoted post You're crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 11, 2006 Author Share Posted March 11, 2006 what you think they are good? youre crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 both y'all niggas are crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowtips Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 yesterday was his 66th birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 this game involves too much reading and is too slow no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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