fearthesear Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 alright so last night for the second night in a row my finger got more play than me i have been fiending for some virgin and come to find out there are nott too many and the ones i do get with freak out when it comes to dick they think theyre gonna get pregnant or what not and i have had bllueballs ever since i mean does this shit only happen to me or what the fuck?!?>!?!?!........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 mm. get better rapage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 im totaly against raping dude........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Dude, they don't stay virgins by letting people fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by fearthesear@Feb 28 2006, 04:34 AM im totaly against raping dude........ Quoted post I can't decide if this is ubertone or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 ::edit:: INAPPROPRIATE Good luck with that. P.S. Punctuation is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 It does only happen to you. You just ain't playa playa enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Maybe they are offended by your grammar and only pull the V card as to not hurt your feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 dude, you just got to go slow with virgins :literally: (I know thats gross but..) I've deflowered three myself and it takes time and patience and a lot of reasurring talk on your part.. also, use a condom..once you've proven yourself and she trusts you, you won't need it..but in all seriousness..its the smart move the first couple of times you with a girl anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 Thanks man...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 see..we're good for more than fried chicken and watermelon jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 i was just fucking around man im not racist..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 We're like team handsome, except we like pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by shameless self promotion@Feb 28 2006, 05:51 AM We're like team handsome, except we like pussy. Quoted post LOLOLOLOLOL GOTTEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 hahahaa..i like that.. TH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Why would you want to bone a virgin? They dont know what the hell they are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 ^ cosigned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Ahh, I remember my first beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Feb 28 2006, 08:15 AM Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Feb 27 2006, 09:07 PM Just lean with it, rock with it. -J. Quoted post p.s. i see you lurkin K.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishBrown1704.CMK. Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Feb 28 2006, 04:42 AM Maybe they are offended by your grammar and only pull the V card as to not hurt your feelings. Quoted post Co-signed!! Can you say "Run-On Sentence"? And if she hasn't put out for this long for anyone else, you had better have that game up..Because more than likely, she wasn't looking to do it for you. Short of using the "But I love you!" go ahead and pull out all the stops. *edit* what the fuck? she won't at least settle for giving dome? You must be doing something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 you not saying the things she needs to hear..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 and one more thing: i recall a post you made somewhere on the forum about how you are not 14.... this thread disagrees with that statement.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I often forget that most of the folks on this site are little kids :crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 FEARTHESEAR aka TELLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 thankfully they didn't. i would hate to lose my virginity to someone who uses the term daddy dick. fatalist/appalled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishBrown1704.CMK. Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 ^^^^^^^^^^ I somehow totally missed that.. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Well... your finger got some play. She smell like butterscotch pimpin? aaaah.... virgins= clingy, emotional, inexperienced and usually 13. Find a non slut non virgin. way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Feb 28 2006, 04:48 AM see..we're good for more than fried chicken and watermelon jokes... Quoted post nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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