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it's clearly written in the bible that you shouldn't eat a cloven hoofed animal, or one that does not chew it's own cud.

 

so, if worms is what you get, just be glad it's not damnation.

 

keep is kosher.

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Originally posted by porkchop@Feb 28 2006, 09:38 PM

what are you trying to say?

 

they must have been on to something if there's worms creepin out your poorboy

 

aha

all I was saying was cook your food before you eat it, and it will always be kosher

that sounds more sensible to me than not eating hooved animals because the "devil has hooves"

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Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Heh, heh, heh. (sarcastically) Oh, suuure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

^ one of my favorites. so who wants a Pork hat? Sadly enough...I have some.

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft+Feb 28 2006, 05:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pfffffffffft - Feb 28 2006, 05:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Feb 28 2006, 11:10 AM

Pork is fucking amazing, wormy or not. I've eaten some raunchy questionably cooked pork at some very unhealthy-looking joints and never had a problem.

 

 

maybe this is what is wrong with your brother.

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Then I should be getting that problem. It isn't that, my brother is literally THE pickiest eater I know. I think there's seriously less than 20 things that he'll eat. THAT'S what's probably wrong with him. I guess he'd rather shit a fire extinguisher than eat something "strange".

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damn i just shoved some babyback pork ribs in the oven so it shouldnt really matter if there is worms in it because the will be cooked nice juicy worm flavor always the best umm i watched a thing on the animal planet it said 1 out of every 4 people has a type of worm in there system its just something humans live with some worms will live inside you for 30 years without any sign of them until you get violently ill and get them out either by mouth or ass which ever way is faster

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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Feb 28 2006, 03:49 PM

Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Heh, heh, heh. (sarcastically) Oh, suuure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

^ one of my favorites. so who wants a Pork hat? Sadly enough...I have some.

 

 

i do?

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also, i would like to add a story that i saw on the travel channel.

 

some guy got a parasite or a worm, some creature in him belly. like, you could see it thru the skin, when he was on vacation in some tropical foresty area. he came home, and it got bigger so he went to the clinic and they told him to put clear nail polish on it. so he did.

 

this was supposed to deprive it of oxygen and it was going to have to burrow up through his skin. it didnt work, so he put a steak on it. still didnt work.

 

they had him do all kinds of shit and this thing was HUGE. they ended up removing it surgically and it was all on tape. it was fucking amazing. i think he named it george or something. and it was like 2 inches long.

 

the end,

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oh yeah that story reminds me of this documentary i saw on the discovery channel once. This guy was exploring africa and he had all these welts all over his body causing him excruciating pain. It ended up being these worms that or flys or something. He was having fevers and was about to just pass out until some tribal guy rubbed a paste over the welts. The bugs burrowed upwards but died from lack of air. Then the tribe guy popped them from his body.

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