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My buddy told me he was watching House on FOX and the dude said something about pouring alcohol or coca-cola onto raw pork and worms will come out. Is that for real?

 

He later did some research (asking his muslim buddy at work) and then told me that this used to be the case, but now only a small percentage of pork has worms in it.

 

I find this all hard to believe, but maybe someone on here knows?

 

I love pork, but I always imagine pigs to be some horrible experiment gone wrong..like in Nation of Islam's history, when the scientist created the White Man, the pig was the byproduct, and then they were used as guards and stuff, until they devolved into the pig we see today. Eh?

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I've been pouring coke on pork since 1984... no, really. It's part of a Barb-Q recipie I've used since then and I've never seen any worms.

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it's just some TV shit, it's not WebMD... and even that is suspect, I mean, always get a second opinion AND FROM A DOCTOR NOT 12OZ!

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Originally posted by Smart@Feb 28 2006, 03:42 AM

it's just some TV shit, it's not WebMD... and even that is suspect, I mean, always get a second opinion AND FROM A DOCTOR NOT 12OZ!

 

This advice would have helped a few years ago when I created a late night suppositories thread. But, actually, 12oz made the right call on that one. I needed it more than I thought.

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12oz is definitely my doctor, especially considering my lack of health insurance.

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fuck that..

 

 

 

 

ill be the first one to tell you i wont eat pork..

 

 

but that shit dont have worms coming out..

 

dont believe the hype.

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as far as risk goes in this day and age and i would rate risk factors as 1(chicken or other poultry- bird flu) 2(beef- mad cow/hoof and mouth etc) 3(maybe pork... yeah it's fatty, sure they are indiscriminant omnivores ((like some people lol)) but pork is one of the safer bets i would say.

i'm still trying to adjust to the idea that chicken may be more risky than beef. i swore off beef for a long time, now i'm eating it again. i gotta eat something. shit. maybe i'll just die with everyone else when it happens. fuck it.

and we recently decided to import chicken from some of the high risk countries. wow go america!

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when i came back from italy, i brought back some donkey and horse sausage cause i knew fools that would have eatten that shit up, so i knew they would be suprised that i brought them some weird meat like that home to them...

 

 

shit got taken at customs in NYC...

 

 

talikin about some mad cow.

fuck them.

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I would love to eat some donkey sausage!

 

fuckin' customs. you shoulda broke them off a piece. Did you tell them what the meat was? I bet they went home and ate it, too.

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they asked me if i had any food or anything..

 

i thought it was weird to even eat that shit so as a joke actually...yeah i have some donkey meat..

 

they asked where it was and threw it in the trash can right in front of me and didnt even tell me why...

 

 

i had to be like,,what the hell was that about..they said..you arnt allowed to have that due to mad cow...

 

 

i should have never said anything..they would have never known..

 

 

BUT I DID MANAGE TO BRING BACK 7 CANS OF MONTANA..

 

 

DUMBASSES!!

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undercooked pork CAN infect you with hundreds of thousands of tape worms. but...thats why you cook it...duh?! Also you cant see the tape worms, they only grow in your stomach.

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omfg he's eating wilbur!!!

 

hundreds of thousands of tapeworms in pork? are you kidding? wouldn't it be banned from existence?

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my mom has seizures cause of those very worms in pork the acidity in the coke and the alcohohl melt away the shell of te tiny worm egggs the same happens in your stomache if the pork isnt cooked thoroughly...no lies

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i read. THATS RIGHT I READ. a long time ago in my bio book that pork had a lot of damn tape worms in it. those things are like microscopic in the meat , but can grow to like 6inches + in your stomach sucking away at the food you eat.

 

hmm i could be wrong about the number of them.

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yeah, if you think about it, at the backbone of a lot of religious practices is pretty pratical knowledge that was probably very useful at a time when a lot of basic medical knowledge that we take for granted nowadays wasn't as widespread or readily available to the mass of the people..

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