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MERO, HELP!

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the company i work for is doing some business with yamaha. my contact at yamaha is a slammin' 30 year old korean chick from cali. slammin.

 

we have never really gotten the chance to bullshit outside of business talk and everything has always been on a pretty professional level.

 

i just got this email from her:

 

 

 

 

Gary,

 

Here's your login info for the styleguide --

http://www...

 

You can download your images from the Competition section for the Raptor

and 450 packaging, and Great Outdoors for Rhino and Grizzly.

 

Word to your mother.

 

 

 

 

 

now i know it ain't much...... but this requires the perfect response and i can't quite pull it off.

 

she's a smokin hot business chick. and she just said "word to your mother" in a business email.

 

help.

 

-goose

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Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too?

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Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Feb 27 2006, 06:34 PM

Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too?

:lol:

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Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Feb 28 2006, 01:34 AM

Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too?

 

thanks for your advice. i'm glad you could help me to see the situation more clearly and help me to think for myself instead of relying on others to do it for me. i owe you one. good lookin out.

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You should call her up and say "hey shawty whos numba one? Not yo man" then youll get mad dome. it almost worked for me but then her man was there so you know how that worked out

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gary (tee-hee), there are only 7 words required to seal this deal:

 

 

1. do

2. you

3. take

4. it

5. in

6. the

7. pooper

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Guest imported_Tesseract

i aint no mero to give you the line but hot 30 business woman sounds like some shit to get your self all sugared up so best of luck!

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i just need a good, like....

 

Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help.

 

word to the gods.

 

 

you know. one of those. but something a little more inspired...

 

or maybe just...

 

 

yo,

 

word.

 

one,

 

-g

 

 

 

no... thats not good at all.

 

 

 

 

in my defense, it IS 10am...

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nah no flicks. i just met her breifly 2 weeks ago when i was in new york for business. she was cool, but very serious. that's why this caught me so off guard.

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Yo, its the god, god. word is bond god.

 

 

Just email her any section of the beginning of that song and pray she knows what you're referring to.

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whatever you wright, sign out with

 

G-Money

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So she lives in California and you live.... not in California. Probably not even lose to Cali huh?

 

 

Yeah, don't try TOO HARD to be funny because you'll fall short. And the whole thing would just backfire on you. Word to the gods is cute though. Try throwing in conversations between business letters. Don't get too personal with the conversation. Blah, treat her like a friend than get to where ever the hell you're headed to.

 

 

Just lean with it, rock with it.

-J.

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"Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help.

 

 

See you 'round in the boogie down,

Gary"

 

 

Or

 

"Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help.

 

One Love

Gary"

 

 

Or

 

 

"Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help.

 

I and I talk soon,

G-money"

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thanks for advice

 

i would say word to your mother, but korean mothers are crazy @&*@^#$#%!^!^@%#^@^@^#%!%!^@%#%#%@^!^!%@!^%#^!@%^%@!^ and will straight @*#*$*@#*@*#**#*@()#(#$(#^%!@%^@%!!

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Goose, how 'bout...

 

"AWWW NAWWW NIGGA COME ON B. REMEMBER, TWO THINGS IN LIFE I NEVER SEEN, A UFO AND A BITCH I NEED. GET SOME HOES IN YA HOUSE (WHILE YOU PLAY "THERES SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE") AND FORGET ABOUT THAT BROAD. SMOKE WET. HOLLA.

 

MERO GEEEEEEEE

MLBC

CALL 9-1-1"

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