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dumy

I MAKE THREADS ABOUT BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME

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that's crazy. Crazy, that's crazy.

 

first time a thread of mine got closed. I'm sure this is the second..whatup Glik0

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yeah, I knew that..well... I figured since he was a wigger that we'd be cool..

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really? are you really 100% you know that "ID" and "Social" you bought from Jose ain't gonna fly in a court of law son..remember that...holla at your boy for all your official illegal immigrant needs..fo' treal, I got you..

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I'm just trying to work something out..

 

lets make a deal

 

get me them chickens dog..

 

I got pills, green cards, chola bitches, brincos, gardening tools, those checkered shirts mexican dudes like to wear, all that..

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Originally posted by dumy@Feb 25 2006, 11:31 AM

I'm just trying to work something out..

 

lets make a deal

 

get me them chickens dog..

 

I got pills, green cards, chola bitches, brincos, gardening tools, those checkered shirts mexican dudes like to wear, all that..

 

 

allright fa sho

 

heres your chicken

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ill throw in some watermelon

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and fuck it, some collard greens

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mmmm

mmmmmm

 

mm

mmmmmm

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

soul food

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brother!

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Originally posted by heavyLox@Feb 25 2006, 02:31 PM

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YOU BETTER WRAP THAT GAVEL UP B!!! :haha:

 

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT A DOLLAR 6 PIECE NUGGET NIGGAAAAA!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW 10 DOLLARS HELD THE GOD DOWN LAST NITE?!?! YO I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF AK'S THAT I DONT NEED IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I TRIED SELLING THEM ON EBAY BUT MY SISTER SAID THAT SELLING AK'S ON EBAY WASN'T LEGAL, SO I WAS LIKE "BITCH SINCE WHEN DO I CARE ABOUT THE LEGALITY OF SHIT" BUT I FORGOT INTERNET NIGGAS ARE SNITCHES SO I DECIDED TO NOT FUCK WITH IT, ALSO MY CAT DIED. I WAS SAD, BUT NOW IM NOT SO SAD CUZ I DONT HAVE TO WATCH WHERE IM WALKING WHEN I GET HOME MAD DRUNK AND HIGH AND THE LIGHTS IS OFF, AND I DONT HAVE TO CHANGE CAT LITTER AND GET ROUNDHOUSED IN THE GRILL WITH THAT AMMONIA CATPISS SMELL AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK. I BURIED THAT NIGGA OUTSIDE UNDER A TREE AND POURED SOME HENNY OUT. REST IN PEACE MY NIGGA!!

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YEAH SHIT WAS WACK, HE WAS KINDA LIMPING AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS, I FIGURED THE NIGGA WAS ON HIS WAY OUT HE WAS LIKE 24 YEARS OLD. WHICH I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A CAT LIVIN THAT LONG. I CAME HOME ONE DAY AND THE NIGGA WAS DUMB STIFF ON THE FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF ISS. IT WAS A SAD MOMENT FOR ME BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMORIES I HAVE OF THIS NIGGA JUMPING AT PEOPLES FACES AND KILLING AT LEAST 4000 BIRDS AND SMALL MAMMALS IN HIS LIFETIME, THE NIGGA WAS A BEAST, ONE TIME I BLEW MAD WEED SMOKE IN HIS FACIAL AND HE SAT DOWN AND LEANED ON THE COUCH LIKE HE WAS MAD HIGH, THEN STARTED MEOWING DUMB LOUD AND LED ME OVER TO HIS FOOD BOWL CUZ HE HAD THE MUNCHIES, MY COUSIN LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT SHIT THAT HE PUKED ON HISSELF. BUT YO EVERYONES TIME COMES AND MY NIGGA YOUR TIME CAME, REST IN PEACE MY DU I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET THERE, TELL BIG AND PUN I SAID WASSUP!!

 

 

 

MMMMMRRROOOOOO

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 25 2006, 03:48 PM

what was your cats name?

 

every night i come home wasted i kick the cats water n food bowl over

 

 

NIGGA HAD LIKE 40 NAMES

RARA, CUBAN RAUL, JUELS, RULE, I STARTED CALLING HIM NIGGARACHEE A FEW WEEKS PRIOR TO HIS DEATH. THE NIGGA RESPONDED TO HIS NAME B, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NIGGAS SAYING YOU CANT TRAIN A CAT CUZ I HAD THAT NIGGA ON SMASH.

 

I FEEL YOU ON THAT WATER N FOOD BOWL SHIT J, I USED TO DO THAT DAILY. THEN I'D FORGET I SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND GET UP TO PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SLIP ON SOME KRAMER SHIT. THEN STEP ON THE CAT FOOD AND GET THE SHIT STUCK TO MY FEET. SHIT WAS WACK.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Feb 25 2006, 03:56 PM

NIGGA HAD LIKE 40 NAMES

RARA, CUBAN RAUL, JUELS, RULE, I STARTED CALLING HIM NIGGARACHEE A FEW WEEKS PRIOR TO HIS DEATH. THE NIGGA RESPONDED TO HIS NAME B, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NIGGAS SAYING YOU CANT TRAIN A CAT CUZ I HAD THAT NIGGA ON SMASH.

 

 

 

word, every cat I ever had I had them trained to respond to their name. I just don't think niggas are putting in the effort. In a couple of years after I get my shit straight and the government stops hollering at me for bills, I'ma move to the country, get me a little aresenal, some bitches and one of these.

 

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