EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Ive been travelling for the last year, now im back in my home town I cant tone it down to an normal level again. Every weekend I have said, 'Yo im only haveing a few tonight , it will be low key' then I have a few drinks, and afew more and a few more and a few more then shit gets crazy! Last night I had the bouncer by the throat and was trying to take on some other fuckers too. Doing pretty well I might add. The previous week I had my pants down walking around the club an when someone thought it was funny and pulled there nuts out I gave the bloke a big kick in the testicals. hahhah The week before I got trashed and started tasering my unsuspecting friends etc.. This has got to end! Not to mention all the drunk driving an shit thats been goin down! Im either going to have to preimpose a few drink limit early in the night or im going to get arrested or somthing.. WTF!!! Post your weekend warrior storys...... blammmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthedestroyer Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 So, when did you find out you're gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 hzhahhaah you FUCKERERRRRR we're two peas in'a pod/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I used the smith machine in the gym yesterday for chest work out. I felt like I was out of control. 50 - 75 lbs more than my normal reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 'When did you find out your gay' About the same time I realised my cock was in your anal passage.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Feb 24 2006, 08:36 PM I used the smith machine in the gym yesterday for chest work out. I felt like I was out of control. 50 - 75 lbs more than my normal reps. Quoted post hahahahahahaha :sigh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 If I were you, I'd stay home and smoke pot instead of going to bars. Seems a lot safer to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthedestroyer Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Feb 24 2006, 07:36 PM 'When did you find out your gay' About the same time I realised my cock was in your anal passage.. Quoted post I kind of thought that you would have realized it when my dick was in your mouth... oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Dont make me slap up your moms again dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 uh oh the kids are e-beefing again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Feb 24 2006, 07:24 PM Ive been travelling for the last year, now im back in my home town I cant tone it down to an normal level again. Every weekend I have said, 'Yo im only haveing a few tonight , it will be low key' then I have a few drinks, and afew more and a few more and a few more then shit gets crazy! Last night I had the bouncer by the throat and was trying to take on some other fuckers too. Doing pretty well I might add. The previous week I had my pants down walking around the club an when someone thought it was funny and pulled there nuts out I gave the bloke a big kick in the testicals. hahhah The week before I got trashed and started tasering my unsuspecting friends etc.. This has got to end! Not to mention all the drunk driving an shit thats been goin down! Im either going to have to preimpose a few drink limit early in the night or im going to get arrested or somthing.. WTF!!! Post your weekend warrior storys...... blammmm Quoted post dam shit like that is nightly for me recently again been on a bender for about 2 and a half weeks now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 i have the exact same problem mang! not to metion the amount of black outs have been rising like woah. the only times i really keep control of myself as of late, is when i have to drive, cause i dont wanna be mr.2DUI's :krunk: a few weeks ago i went to see the ROOTS, i drank a lot before i even got there. and right when we got in it was straight to multiple shots and mixed drinks. i remember having a blast til about half way through..... then i regain conciousness about 2-3hrs later walking on the side of the road like 5 miles away. and i still have no idea what the fuck happend. when i asked my homie who i was with the night before what the fuck happend he really didnt know either. the last thing he recalls was us talking to some broads and getting some numbers to go meet them somewhere. then he blacked out too, and when he regained conciousness he was in a massage parlor with some bitch telling him to hurry and blow his load. while im on the side of the road far away pissed cause i didnt have a pen to at least catch tags :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 More an more things are coming back to me..I think I got some pills at somestage in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Is every late night thread about being drunk? - or is it just tonight? - or is it just me?>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 riummiepuncher... heavt is hter with you my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 shit. thats not good typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 ^ now that's the bestestestestereste sentence ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I predict that Heavy is going to be all over the "12 Ounce quotes" thread tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 alcohol,xanax, and crack ruined my life...or atleast took away my freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You guys are super exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I'm gonna let you in on one of life's little secrets... pay attention: Control is overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Feb 25 2006, 04:20 PM I'm gonna let you in on one of life's little secrets... pay attention: Control is overrated. Quoted post AMEN if your going to get drunk dont piss fart around. do it properly and get maaaaad drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Yeah thats whats been goin on, hence the out of control. I realised its because Ive been kickin off the night with Absinth each of these nights. It could have somthing to do with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Feb 24 2006, 07:24 PM Last night I had the bouncer by the throat and was trying to take on some other fuckers too. Doing pretty well I might add. The previous week I had my pants down walking around the club an when someone thought it was funny and pulled there nuts out I gave the bloke a big kick in the testicals. hahhah The week before I got trashed and started tasering my unsuspecting friends etc.. Quoted post you should hang out with silentbob. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=69603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 I think I know the 'pumpkin head' he is refering too, unless that name has been popularised by the original and quite well known melbourne pumpkin head. Im no Jekyl an Hyde, im just an exiteable fucker who can get a little 'too' exitable at times. ahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Calm the fuck down. Play safe, work more, party less... Travel more, it will make you a better person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Feb 25 2006, 06:48 PM I think I know the 'pumpkin head' he is refering too, unless that name has been popularised by the original and quite well known melbourne pumpkin head. Im no Jekyl an Hyde, im just an exiteable fucker who can get a little 'too' exitable at times. ahah Quoted post ha. all im sayin is if a friend tasered me in the nuts, when i regained use of my legs i would throw a brick at their head. jim=> not gangsta, just sensitive about my testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizEspelz Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 shit man just be careful if your plastered during the day in public places with kids around. this one time i tripped over a baby stroller and almost knocked the baby out of it. i dont know how i got outta that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 damn dizE, you get yourself outta all sorts of jams don't cha? :D :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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