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Everyday during my mid day break I come home from the gym and usually take a peaceful calming shit, not today my friends.

 

I just took the dryest shit ever.

 

It felt like the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum.

 

It wasn't a big shit by anymeans. Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper.

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Originally posted by ego maniac@Feb 24 2006, 01:48 PM

dingleberrys.

 

 

nah, the whole area is free of debris.

 

Thats the only manscaping I do.

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Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Feb 24 2006, 01:52 PM

This thread makes me hard.

 

no one mentioned fractured skulls or blood.

 

Why the fuck you so sprung?

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Originally posted by count chocula@Feb 24 2006, 01:55 PM

sounds like there was a snickers involved

 

 

nah man I dont eat chocolate.

 

I dont know what the fuck did this to me.

 

Possibly the late night tuna.

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Originally posted by Herbivore@Feb 24 2006, 02:05 PM

You shave your ass?

 

 

nah, the ABC and the jibbly bits.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Feb 24 2006, 01:45 PM

 

 

the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum.

 

Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper.

 

 

 

SUPER DUPER HOMO THREAD MATERIAL :shook:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Just be glad you're not my little brother.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

The best thing about that picture is that I took it with the "Culinary" (which makes pictures of food look nice and juicy) setting on my camera. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would use that preset.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

^^hahaha, almost looks like some delicious chinese/japanese dish but i think the ruler graphics help alot to that

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cigar sized? wtf??? that's like a girl shit! a cat shit, even!

 

I shit spraycans, dude, no joke. I used to be on prescription stool softeners as a kid.

 

weapon x / clogging toilets since grade 1.

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Originally posted by lord_casek@Feb 24 2006, 05:38 PM

this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans.

 

sorry mexicans.

 

 

whoa whoa with the slurs there tough guy!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

takin'a shit now.

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Originally posted by ego maniac+Feb 24 2006, 05:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ego maniac - Feb 24 2006, 05:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-lord_casek@Feb 24 2006, 05:38 PM

this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans.

 

sorry mexicans.

 

 

whoa whoa with the slurs there tough guy!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

takin'a shit now.

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sorry, i love mexicans....it's just that

 

in times like these.....

 

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