GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Everyday during my mid day break I come home from the gym and usually take a peaceful calming shit, not today my friends. I just took the dryest shit ever. It felt like the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum. It wasn't a big shit by anymeans. Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 my condolences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 dingleberrys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 you'll be in my prayers my freind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac@Feb 24 2006, 01:48 PM dingleberrys. Quoted post nah, the whole area is free of debris. Thats the only manscaping I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 This thread makes me hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 thank gawd fer manscaping///// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Feb 24 2006, 01:52 PM This thread makes me hard. Quoted post no one mentioned fractured skulls or blood. Why the fuck you so sprung? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 sounds like there was a snickers involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by count chocula@Feb 24 2006, 01:55 PM sounds like there was a snickers involved Quoted post nah man I dont eat chocolate. I dont know what the fuck did this to me. Possibly the late night tuna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 both of you get the fuck out of my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You shave your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by Herbivore@Feb 24 2006, 02:05 PM You shave your ass? Quoted post nah, the ABC and the jibbly bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Feb 24 2006, 01:45 PM the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum. Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper. SUPER DUPER HOMO THREAD MATERIAL :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Just be glad you're not my little brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 wow.. i dont know whats worse..the picture or me remembering seeing it before when you posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 The best thing about that picture is that I took it with the "Culinary" (which makes pictures of food look nice and juicy) setting on my camera. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would use that preset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ^^hahaha, almost looks like some delicious chinese/japanese dish but i think the ruler graphics help alot to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Feb 24 2006, 01:45 PM It wasn't a big shit by anymeans. Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper. Quoted post :huh2: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 that picture of poo looks like a picture of some pasetry...but in water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 cigar sized? wtf??? that's like a girl shit! a cat shit, even! I shit spraycans, dude, no joke. I used to be on prescription stool softeners as a kid. weapon x / clogging toilets since grade 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans. sorry mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You shave your asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by lord_casek@Feb 24 2006, 05:38 PM this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans. sorry mexicans. Quoted post whoa whoa with the slurs there tough guy!!!! takin'a shit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac+Feb 24 2006, 05:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ego maniac - Feb 24 2006, 05:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-lord_casek@Feb 24 2006, 05:38 PM this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans. sorry mexicans. Quoted post whoa whoa with the slurs there tough guy!!!! takin'a shit now. Quoted post [/b] sorry, i love mexicans....it's just that in times like these..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 dogs im telling you its from all the rectal squeezing htat you do that occours as a bi-product from lifting in gym. im mean in the gym. And come on my dude shaving the block and tackle is not cool. infact its one step from rocking g-strings and turning tricks on jerome... dont be that dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by lord_casek+Feb 24 2006, 06:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lord_casek - Feb 24 2006, 06:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by ego maniac@Feb 24 2006, 05:46 PM <!--QuoteBegin-lord_casek@Feb 24 2006, 05:38 PM this thread makes me think that it's time to quit taking shits and start killing mexicans. sorry mexicans. Quoted post whoa whoa with the slurs there tough guy!!!! takin'a shit now. Quoted post sorry, i love mexicans....it's just that in times like these..... Quoted post [/b] hahaha idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Feb 24 2006, 02:05 PM nah, the ABC and the jibbly bits. Quoted post What the fuck is the ABC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Feb 24 2006, 04:36 PM cigar sized? wtf??? that's like a girl shit! a cat shit, even! I used to be on prescription stool softeners as a kid. weapon x / clogging toilets since grade 1. Quoted post bwhahahahahahahah hahahahahaha :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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