Gunm Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Mar 8 2006, 09:37 PM Maths is so shit. I'm constantly required to work out 20% of triple digit numbers at work in front of customers. I usually say "We have a 20% discount today so that will be around, I dunno you work it out" Quoted post from my anti-mathematics thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 6 2006, 10:16 PM on a whole different topic I was lookin at teases myspace page and he got a matching tattoo with another man. thats interesting to me Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by hungoverseas@Mar 8 2006, 05:22 PM math is so garbage. like seriously, what the fuck do i care about what is x in x=x+abcderfdssf(xyn912357snakes on a plane) - 28 +13. "it'll be applicable in the real world". bullshit. here's whats applicable in the real world: "what time is it", "how many more shots can i take", "how old is this girl". seriously. Quoted post so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Mar 8 2006, 07:01 AM If you are over the age of 18 and are still on web sites like this you need to reavaluate your life. An adult should know how to have a social life without the aid of a computer. From Mr. "418 posts in less than two months". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Mar 8 2006, 02:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Mar 8 2006, 02:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-podrido@Mar 8 2006, 03:30 PM Many East Asians can't metabolize alcohol because they carry a mutation that prevents them from making ADH..... so that's how lens does it. Quoted post [/b] evolution or whatever thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 9 2006, 02:04 PM You lie, In-n-Out is the greatest place on earth. What you had a reaction to was too much awesome. Yes, do go back. -fuse. Quoted post the bold type... fucking made my day :heartbeat: ***edit because i wrote made my dad instead of day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by johnny ballbags+Mar 9 2006, 02:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (johnny ballbags - Mar 9 2006, 02:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 8 2006, 02:59 PM <!--QuoteBegin-podrido@Mar 8 2006, 03:30 PM Many East Asians can't metabolize alcohol because they carry a mutation that prevents them from making ADH..... so that's how lens does it. Quoted post evolution or whatever thread Quoted post [/b] you bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furioussnake Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 wonk saggin Hollertronics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 see what you do is you make a trail of somthing sweet on the ground for em ..leading from the playground to your pad.. and when they get to your door..its only obvious the girl is gonna knock on it...what 10 yearold doesnt like candy right?! so you open it and offer them some cereal or meth..(wichever you have more of works).. more than likelly they will come inside.. MOOGLE quote from myspace. roflcopters for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 14 2006, 02:20 AM C-Murder out Young Jeezy in. You cant disrupt the ratio of rappers in jail or the universe would unravel. Quoted post from the c-murder thread i fixed your typo though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 i think i might have to ass myself in here after johnny added me in the homo thread Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 11 2006, 10:39 PM i just got off broke back moutain with rage Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by WEAK NIGGUH@Mar 13 2006, 02:13 PM A FEW MONTHS AGO MY RIGHT BALL PULLED INSIDE MY STOMACH AND THEN DROPPED BACK DOWN LIKE A MINUTE LATER. NOW SOMETIMES AT THE GYM I WORRY THAT ITS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. I GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK MY BALLS THEN I RUB THEM A LITTLE SO THEY RELAX AGAIN. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 i swear weak nigguh say's some of the funniest shit without even remotely trying ro be funny Originally posted by SpyD+Mar 13 2006, 12:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpyD - Mar 13 2006, 12:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>It's nice as hell here. I've been limping around campus all day. I'm sick too. Gonna fly my kite today. Nobody can believe that a black dude is flying a kite. haha "Do that nigga got a kite? this nigga is crazy" Quoted post [/b] TH thread.. <!--QuoteBegin-rental@Jun 2 2005, 12:19 AM Quoted post first couple pages of shoot the shit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 haha thats a good one... I couldn't find it in the youtube section, but I was gonna put up the house of cosby things the one with cosby team tri-osby.. that shit was insane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 14 2006, 09:48 PM thats what ya get when youre pretty on 12oz. ya get anal harassment. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 15 2006, 03:28 PM ....It was like sleeping in a virgins vagina. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 16 2006, 03:40 PM uhhh i did some things with a female of questionable character recently and I've been very worried about this lately. perhaps I'll visit the clinic. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 13 2006, 09:01 PM see what you do is you make a trail of somthing sweet on the ground for em ..leading from the playground to your pad.. and when they get to your door..its only obvious the girl is gonna knock on it...what 10 yearold doesnt like candy right?! so you open it and offer them some cereal or meth..(wichever you have more of works).. more than likelly they will come inside.. MOOGLE quote from myspace. roflcopters for sure. Quoted post I just took my lil sis to school, and there was these girls walking in and all i could think was "Just leave a candy trail.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft+Mar 14 2006, 04:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pfffffffffft - Mar 14 2006, 04:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-WEAK NIGGUH@Mar 13 2006, 02:13 PM A FEW MONTHS AGO MY RIGHT BALL PULLED INSIDE MY STOMACH AND THEN DROPPED BACK DOWN LIKE A MINUTE LATER. NOW SOMETIMES AT THE GYM I WORRY THAT ITS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. I GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK MY BALLS THEN I RUB THEM A LITTLE SO THEY RELAX AGAIN. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] Thats... WEAK NIGGUH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Mar 5 2006, 06:56 PM Really? I wish someone would stuff pills in me. Not in my butt or anything, though. I meant in my mouth. Quoted post Snakes on a mutha fuckin plane thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 17 2006, 03:26 PM my roomate caught me leaning with it and rocking with it in front of the mirror once. it was a dark day for your boy. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 17 2006, 05:11 PM id have her shapeshift into a big titty hoe! Quoted post Smash or Trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft+Mar 13 2006, 08:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pfffffffffft - Mar 13 2006, 08:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-WEAK NIGGUH@Mar 13 2006, 02:13 PM A FEW MONTHS AGO MY RIGHT BALL PULLED INSIDE MY STOMACH AND THEN DROPPED BACK DOWN LIKE A MINUTE LATER. NOW SOMETIMES AT THE GYM I WORRY THAT ITS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. I GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK MY BALLS THEN I RUB THEM A LITTLE SO THEY RELAX AGAIN. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: :haha: .....i LOLed at this one.. :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by CALIgula+Mar 18 2006, 08:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CALIgula - Mar 18 2006, 08:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 18 2006, 04:35 PM Quoted post wait......cope2 has myspace? Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by marlboromild@Mar 19 2006, 01:22 AM only reason its awkward is because i ejaculate 3 minutes into it. then i cry. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 19 2006, 05:29 AM The other time this girl told me that she didnt like the taste of nut so i pulled out and let a massive load rip all in her eyes. I just sat there and laughed histerically while she begged me to get her a towel or something. hahaha i guess that was more awkward for her. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect ebc Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 my quote of the week is "fuck ankle tethers"by me cause its pretty nice in the d and after a cold winter i would rather be out painting then fucking round on the oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 fuck i had a quote on the "copy" button but i screwed it up anyways todays quote WHOOOOODDDIEE LIFE BITCHES Check the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Mar 7 2006, 12:08 PM you need a brain not the internet stay at home and practice shooting yourself in the face Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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