jakepaints Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html this guy drew up an incredible 'wifely expectations contract' for his wife to be. i wonder why he was arrested???? but seriously this guy must be ridiculously insane. discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 page 1 hmmm, i dunno, some of these requests don't sound too outlandish. "You will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being put to bed." ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 damn he fumbled, i would have put in a "mandatory swallowing" clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 23 2006, 12:39 AM damn he fumbled, i would have put in a "mandatory swallowing" clause Quoted post oh, it's there. #5 under "During my time you....." but he put it as "excluding anal penetration and ingestion of cum when told to...." wtf....I should be working right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 hahah that shit is laughs.... its sad that youd even needa sign a contract sayin youll keep yer cooter nice an groomed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by LENS+Feb 22 2006, 04:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Feb 22 2006, 04:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Feb 23 2006, 12:39 AM damn he fumbled, i would have put in a "mandatory swallowing" clause Quoted post oh, it's there. #5 under "During my time you....." but he put it as "excluding anal penetration and ingestion of cum when told to...." wtf....I should be working right now Quoted post [/b] wow missed that this nigga is laying down the law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Im Printing this out.. with 181 changes to it. oh and welcome to last week guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 seems pretty insecure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 another rad thing is that the letters are people doing it. you know inoutinout. this guys fucking bonkers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Oh and now I'm gonna demand that my wife grow her pubes the same way but 1 inch off-center (to the side of her choice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 way to include the 'lube clause'... no need to get your hands dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by oneeightyone@Feb 22 2006, 08:45 PM another rad thing is that the letters are people doing it. you know inoutinout. this guys fucking bonkers . Quoted post hahaha my lingo inoutinout... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 WOW.......all i have to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 This dude said navel to anus..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAAAAHAHAHAHA. What the fuck? Check the fancy letters homie picked for headings. + Note "GBD" = Good Behavior Days She can redeem them for points later :loopy2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac+Feb 22 2006, 07:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ego maniac - Feb 22 2006, 07:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-oneeightyone@Feb 22 2006, 08:45 PM another rad thing is that the letters are people doing it. you know inoutinout. this guys fucking bonkers . Quoted post hahaha my lingo inoutinout... Quoted post [/b] droog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Feb 22 2006, 06:09 PM Check the fancy letters homie picked for headings. Quoted post http://www.dafont.com/vintage-erotique.font Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 this guy is awesome/crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 those requestes are really not that crazy. i mean a little insecure in the sense he needs a contract, yeah. but all cool nonetheless. id like to see this guys wife. actually... i can see fucking me isnt in the contract. scratch that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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