Guest Sparoism Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Yeah, I'm not into explosions or killing. Drano and gasoline are a gnarly combo. That's the kind of shit you pull if you're planning on leaving the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 agreed...thats why I'm strictly a no damage, inconvenience only revenge kinda guy. besides...I think having to deal with a car that won't run because the exhaust is clogged is a much better deal than the kinda pussyish I fucked up your paint job scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Feb 21 2006, 01:14 PM chocolate in the gas tank Quoted post i saw that south park where cartman gets back at the 9th grader for selling him pubes last night.... make him eat his own parents... :haha: sugar in the gastank will fuck him over pretty bad, but chocolate sounds so much more destructive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 wipe shit under his door handles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Rotten potatoes are deadly. Fill his engine compartment with them. Or throw an old bike innertube in the engine compartment. When it heats up, it'll melt and smoke like crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 no address? Then im not much help. The only thing ive done to a car is thrown a starbucks cup with my friends name on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 blow his car up with him in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 at my highschool these kids filld a students car full of popcorn.. it took like 10 garbage bags full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 10:57 AM Take a length of old, dirty 10 gauge bell wire, and connect it to the ground terminal of the battery, then ground the battery to the engine compartment. Quoted post A battery is already grounded to the engine compartment.... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 15 rolls of Saran wrap (each roll has 200 sq. feet) to cover the car with it top to bottom makes around 10 layers depending on the size of car did this on a old mustang pissed him off but no real damage was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 THE worst thing to do to a car is to put bleach in the gas tank. they showed it on mythbusters, the entire engine got fucked and stopped working altho getting into someones gastank is tough since most cars have it locked up id say just put up gay personal ads everywhere or post up his phone number and name on street lights and everywhere so random ppl can phone him up me and my buddy put one of my frnds phone numbers on a coffee cup at school and left it there.....that night, some random drunk dude called him up gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 go here and book pick ups for your friends... it never gets old. 1-800-GOT-JUNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Okay, if anyone could read, Tesser CAN'T find the guy or his car and only has his number. I doubt he pays to receive texts, its most likely free to receive, like it is in most of Europe. Just make a habit of dialing him from payphone early in the morning whenever you are out drinking at a bar. That can go on for quite sometime and be very annoying. Get drunken people to talk to him... tag his number up in bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 ^ still leaves room for classified ads, gay personal ads or something freakier. all text messages are free in Europe? interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 yeh, no one would even think of charging people to recieve texts! edit. you pay to send them though do you get charged to recieve phone calls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Steal his dog and then post missing dog signs up for him. It's even better if you know the dog's name. Believe me, he will be confused. But since you can't do that... Open a bank account and use his phone number as your own. Overdraw on the account. After a while, the bank will turn the debt over to a collection company. The collection company will call EVERY day until someone pays them. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 should of wrote dudes liscence plate number down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 find a friend or someone who knows someone who works at a collection agency or insuarance agency..they can get full names/ addresses/ phone numbers..and the people who live them too..and all of their info.. fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by Europe@Feb 21 2006, 05:10 PM Okay, if anyone could read, Tesser CAN'T find the guy or his car and only has his number. I doubt he pays to receive texts, its most likely free to receive, like it is in most of Europe. Just make a habit of dialing him from payphone early in the morning whenever you are out drinking at a bar. That can go on for quite sometime and be very annoying. Get drunken people to talk to him... tag his number up in bathrooms. Quoted post Europe wins, the text message idea was good but its free to recieve costs to send, sucks. I thought of a nice way framing him though. Dude slipped some info on a phone call, he said he's a lawyer. I'll get a girl to call him in the middle day and say "Hi, i'm calling from Mrs.<fast spoken common last name> law office, you're mister....eehh" and hopefully dude will pitch in his last name. Another thing is that he said he's not from around, but maybe thats not true. His car left alot of red paint on mine. maybe i should go check carefully all red cars around my block...damn i'm bored. tesser/sherlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 21 2006, 06:26 PM should of wrote dudes liscence plate number down Quoted post Like i said i wasnt around when shit happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 put him in one of those newspaper adds..or online dating things.. with his phone number.. saying he's gay and loves beastility and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 get this motherfucker have a friend with a red car purposely mash your car, not much more than it is now, but to add some damage file a police report if they do their job in the process you might get dudes adress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 holy shit we got some winners in here. saran wrap his car. what the fuck is this the night before the big homecoming game? put dentist mold in his car? unless tesseract is a fuckin' dentist where the fuck is he going to get that? aluminum oxide what the fuck? yeah i think i have some of that next to my toothbrush in the restroom. not too mention the fact he doesn't know where dude lives. whats next some dude gonna suggest tesseract fuck the dudes exhaust with no lube to show the ol' guy who's boss? post his number on a bunch of message boards offering a ipod for a hundred bucks. go to animal lover websites and offer up free puppies. go to weight loss boards and offer mcdonalds coupons. go to nerd sites and offer up pirated software for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 rape his mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by Pistol@Feb 21 2006, 07:15 PM whats next some dude gonna suggest tesseract fuck the dudes exhaust with no lube to show the ol' guy who's boss? Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Feb 21 2006, 10:54 AM You could also do the shaving cream bomb. Freeze about six, ten, twenty, whatever, cans of shaving cream, cut them open, and throw the the frozen blocks of the cream into dude's car at night. It will fill the car with shaving cream. -fuse. Quoted post i know Tesseract doesnt know where this guy's car is but just to clarify about the shaving cream thing..... this is a myth (unless like fuse said......use 20 cans): http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Detonate the earths core. That'll get his ass but good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Alginate- arts and crafts stores. Aluminum oxide, better known as radiator patch- hardware or auto parts stores. Revenge doesn't sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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